Gremlin the Pedophile?

[Mook]

Aww did I hurt your feelings? Trying to get what ever sad revenge you can threw your own forum? Muffin here is a tissue....

I post how to hack your site you delete it and what I posted and a massive burn and then you pretend to be 10 different people and insult me. It Just shows how pathetic you really are........ I guess you didn't like me using your names like that hu?

In order for you to insult me I would have to hold some value in your opinions....
I don't and just like I say to the crackheads who bug me outside the stores...
I don't care here is a quarter, Call someone who cares...


YOUR THE BIGGEST LOSERS, CRACK HEADS I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS ONLINE

You are script kiddies not even your a wanker who was able to follow a help file and read some instructions.. Careful crackhead don't let the bann button make you think your a god. lol..... And you can delete my posts and put pictures in my profile... but it will never change what you are.....

Pathetic losers who beg for money threw their site.
I guess...... Anyways before this forums stupidity affects my intelligence any more then it already seems to be, and as much fun as it is to make myself lauph at your expense, I am going to leave and I just want you to know something.....

That no matter what you say or what you claim or how many of my posts you delete...... or how many personalities you have iit will never change your pathetic lives....

Only a script kiddy would have deleted my post on how to hack your forum... A real coder would have tried to learn something from that. Instead you insulted a hacker...

Congratulations your a fucktart crackhead, good luck with you pathetic lives, sites and multiple personality disorder...

LMAO, Pathetic noobs.

[Hunter]

ZOMG CONSPEEEWACEEE!

Deleted posts, unified poster 'theowies', what next? 9/11 was a controlled demolition by the Roswell aliens through their humanoid plant [Bush], and it was all done from Building 7, and the UFO taking off is what brought that building down?

Why can't it come up with any original material....

[Gremlin]

:words:

You're an idiot.

[Gremlin]

This is entertaining--or, it will be, once I get done uploading a few terabytes of fucking JavaScript to the mirror. I was looking at the inept copypasted coding over at Bizztard's site, and happened across this on his PlugNPlayed SolarisSkinned outdated phpBB:

http://gotards.com/bizztard.html

I mirrored it, not trusting bizztard to fail to accidentally delete his entire site when haxoring a unixbased database with virusimplanting tardware designed to hit MSIISSQL.

EDIT: I gotta deconstruct this paragraph from that fucking bloatware site; this is the Idiotic Quote of the Millennium:

I posted a detailed step by step process to hack there forum. Including their real names...
Guess what they did? They delete it and called me a script kiddy and put a dog humping another dog in my profile picture. Then proceeded to pretend to be 6 different people and insulted me ... funny how they all made the same spelling mistakes over and over in each post. I was a little mad till I started reading.. then I started to laugh... And realized that they gotta be kids or somthing living in their parents basements... and realized how stupid I was for even posting there.

Okay. Line by fucking line....

I posted a detailed step by step process to hack there forum.
I saw this. It was the fucking ReadMe.txt from tardware designed to A) implant a virus on the scriptkiddie's computer and B) [maybe, if it works at all] crack a database running on an older version of a Windoze server. Guess why that won't work on my UnixBased database.

Including their real names...
I get this one a lot. But, usually, the guesses aren't this fucking stupid. Our real names? Pat and Garth. Why? Because the database is housed on a server designated as basic-pat.garth.dreamhost.com. What's that mean? Nothing. DreamHost.com name their servers with words they can remember; otherwise, the database might be on, like, dbs656498.dreamhost.com. My name also isn't DBS656498, for the record.

Guess what they did?
Yes: the moron misidentified an imperative as an interrogative. Why? Illiteracy. Duh.

They delete it and called me a script kiddy and put a dog humping another dog in my profile picture.
Halfway true. Kinda. In fact, presuming that this imbecile is talking about http://gremlin.net/bb/viewtopic.php?p=661#661 then it's never been deleted. How could this moron think it was deleted? Best guess, we cleverly hid it back on the first page of this thread; now it's invisible from here on Page Two. For my next amazing trick, I'll be making a retard cry.

Then proceeded to pretend to be 6 different people and insulted me
Another fucking idiot thinks that I am Hunter is Nobiwan is Ford is Everyone Reading and Replying to This Fucktard. Shock.

funny how they all made the same spelling mistakes over and over in each post.
I'm...not sure. I suppose it's possible that this plebeian thinks that they're is misspelled, along with anything pluralised while lacking an apostrophe.

I was a little mad till I started reading
Then he became a little exhausted from the effort.

then I started to laugh
Anyone else thinking that, when it started to laugh, the moron was a bit scared of the phantasmagoric noise? Just for a minute? Or two?

And realized that they gotta be kids or somthing living in their parents basements
Ironically, the 'tard missed the opportunity to jam an apostrophe into parents, though I doubt it woulda got it into the right spot anyway.

and realized how stupid I was for even posting there.
Erm...I guess I can't actually disagree with this one. Apart from the implication that it hadn't been stupid beforehand. But that's a matter of minutia.

[Hunter]

I don't want to steal a line from an actor here, but....

LULZ! HOUSTON! WE HAs A PROBLEM!

Six is five is Gremlin, Swyndle, Hunter, Nobiwan [OMG FOUR!], is one. Fundie math

I doubt he got 'pat' and 'garth' from anywhere other than his own ass, and .

And the only person making spelling mistakes is Mr. Hu Lauph...[Hello. Mine aren't mistakes. Intent! Big fancy word you probably heard in court!] which is pretty fucking convenient, since compulsive errors like that can be looked for by scripts like the one watching my comments right now....

[ZOMG I R SKRYPT KYDDYE! And tastelessly wykkyn, all of the sudden....]

Of course, I admit to what I'm using. If it works, I recommend it, and even set it up for other, less computer-capable types.

Speaking of scriipts, though, it's all terribly unoriginal, except now it's off somewhere safe, safetly talking to itself.

Am I the only one who read the great and mighty 'SA is Gremlin.net is Coffeechick.com' confusion into that first post?

Because that's just flattering. Really. Me? SA? Sheeeit.

[Gremlin]

Am I the only one who read the great and mighty 'SA is Gremlin.net is Coffeechick.com' confusion into that first post?

Because that's just flattering. Really. Me? SA? Sheeeit.

I saw it. And, in fact, so did half the goons at SomethingAwful.com.

So, now, I am Hunter is Nobiwan is Ford is Lowtax is Everyone. The 'net just became five percent smaller.

[Hunter]

You know what I notice? Lot of forum admins over there....

It's almost as if that whole 'he suspects others of it because it applies to him' thing works in reality!

[Nobiwan]

We are, apparently, Legion. Whatever shall we do now? Oh yeah. We shall have real lives that don't involve anyone living in their mothers' basements.

Also, just an observation from a couple minutes perusal... Isn't it just a tad tacky to accuse someone of living in his mother's basement, while hanging out on a bulletin board apparently started by someone who was the victim of our foster care system?

[Gremlin]

It's a bit tacky to be illiterate on a messageboard relying entirely on text.

After that, it's just insult upon injury.

[Hunter]

Well, you see, living in mommy's basement is so much worse than being in foster care. Because you're not cool until you're able to whine about how your parents never loved you....

And I refuse to move out of my mother's basement. It's a very nice basement. I can't figure out why I'm paying so much for it, if it is just a basement, or how it got this far across the country, but there's bound to be a magic portal here somewhere that lets me smuggle PA food without using UPS....

[Nobiwan]

My mother's basement somehow managed to appear on the third story of an apartment complex way across town from my mother's house, which never has had a basement.

And you're right about its illiteracy. This is why I don't use voice chat. Text chat filters out the illiterate.

Funny thing, all the people I've known who have had truly horrific things happen to them in foster care, don't go dramatizing it for the whole world. It won't solve anything, and neither will a stupid little e-petition.

Lame. Seriously lame.

[Hunter]

Oh, come on. Online [or E-] petitions totally work.

[Nobiwan]

I came home today to the news that someone tried to break into the secured areas of my website. Totally unsuccessfully. And from what I know of such things, which isn't much, pretty fucking stupidly. I figured that would probably occur, since my site is a click away from here.

Loserboy: Not everyone is as sadly predictable as you are. Die already, you're wasting perfectly good oxygen feeding that sadly subfunctional brain of yours.

Fuckin' kids these days.

[Maximumouput]

You have no idea what you are talk'nbout.
Do you make sense to each other?

I see Peeps piss you off from our domain. ha ha I see all pages you post slamming SVB.
You is like little children.... Well crack-head children, but just the same.

You know you make yourself look reeeeeal ass like when you do that. Thanks for making yourselves look stupid to everyone saves us from having to.

A++ C++ Novel netware and M.C.S.E. X 2 updates.
You nuthing. And you can't write you suck. I read, I from Germany.

Thank you for making me waste time comming here.

At times some of our younger members are dumb and obnoxious, But not as dumb as you it would seem. At least they have excuse.

I read many forums tech and blogs alike. Yours really does suck. Try to not insult everyone and give knowledge that is usable. instead it's rants of American limited minded crap that only losers like your self would find interesting to read..

But I guess that is all we can expect from you American murdering scumbuckets..

[Maximumouput]

Your girl is crack horr you a pimp your mom looks like an inflated whale. And anyone who post here. is a complete and utter loser.

Bizzi & Silent cut power Bizzi do 1 year house arrest and banned off computer for a year.
He is real deal... silent is only a peon in training.

He is most awesome person I meet!!!

He cut power as Hacktivist to help abused children. And you insult him?

Your truly dumb-fuck Americans!!!!