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Idiots among Us :: Free Intellectual Morons

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Free Intellectual Morons
Posted: Thursday 25th January 2007 04.55.32 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

I had to smirk at this one:

No rebates....

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Thursday 25th January 2007 03.55.27 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

8:54:40 PM dreamworldweapon: good with neuro liguistics and hypnosis though

8:56:21 PM gremlin_net: How to suck: 1) Claim to be good at linguistics. 2) Misspell it.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Thursday 25th January 2007 03.45.25 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

8:42:58 PM dreamworldweapon: I work with minds but lets stay civil by remembering that sarcasm is the epitaph of wit

8:43:54 PM gremlin_net: I hope that was sarcasm.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Thursday 25th January 2007 03.40.56 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

8:39:33 PM dreamworldweapon: you seek verification of your facts to assist your subjective over view of reality thats ok

8:39:55 PM gremlin_net: dreamworldweapon: So, you're laughably wrong about everything because you can't do any research?

Spam :: Holy Expurgated Bible

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Holy Expurgated Bible
Posted: Thursday 25th January 2007 03.06.58 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

I know I've been threatening this one for years, but I finally got round to adding it tonight: http://bible.gremlin.net

I think they'll like it in Alabama....

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Thursday 25th January 2007 01.10.37 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

6:07:56 PM phuk_auph: gee why would be argueing with an illiterate person in a chatroom?

6:08:21 PM gremlin_net: phuk_auph: Entertainment value.

Idiots among Us :: Moral Imperative: Spank the ElevenYearOld

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Moral Imperative: Spank the ElevenYearOld
Posted: Wednesday 24th January 2007 22.46.35 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

3:08:45 PM gremlin_net: Objective morality: it's wrong to be zetard.
3:08:46 PM john_smith5564: go to that
3:08:47 PM suicyde_alley: � What if your family is starving....is stealing bad then?
3:09:06 PM eakle54: We know is bad, but will do it
3:09:07 PM gremlin_net: suicyde_alley: Possibly. You're overlooking rationalisation.
3:09:08 PM m.t_blackwell: gremlin... that sounded like subjectivity... if you do it again, you'll violate Zeta's law of Objectivity!
3:09:10 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Stealing = bad. Unless it's a movie, or some lipstick. Then it's okay.
3:09:15 PM eakle54: Feeding your family = good
3:09:18 PM suicyde_alley: � LOL
3:09:21 PM m.t_blackwell: lol grem
3:09:36 PM vapereyes: what if we are all run in a program like the matrix... is killing somebody or raping bad?
3:09:42 PM eakle54: Being a thinking critter is tuff
3:09:56 PM gremlin_net: Morality, while subjective anyway, is also susceptible to the whims of rationalisation, selfdelusion, and general incompetence.
3:10:05 PM hal9000servicetechnician: The Matrix is a myth perpetuated by Hollywood
3:10:13 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Yes, I'm sure it is. Especially when you take it upon yourself to act as the allmighty superior to all other creatures, and pretend that they can't think.
3:10:19 PM john_smith5564: goldenfuelsystems.com
3:10:24 PM eakle54: But come on, you guys are setting up scenarios
3:10:30 PM eakle54: You know the basics
3:10:35 PM vapereyes: the universe is pretty big filled with many possibilitys
3:10:38 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: That's all you can really do with morality.
3:10:42 PM eakle54: We know good and bad, right and wrong
3:10:57 PM hal9000servicetechnician: The Matrix is very Cartesian, yet Descartes was far from the final word on knowledge, experience, and epistemology
3:10:59 PM eakle54: So doing if this, then
3:11:02 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: We appoint good and bad; we don't know it.
3:11:03 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: and all you're doing is speaking for people that don't really want you speaking for them.
3:11:07 PM eakle54: Why we have lawyers
3:11:25 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: So, having lawyers is morally right?
3:11:28 PM m.t_blackwell: right grem, it is decided upon, not discovered.
3:11:52 PM vapereyes: jesus taught me that if somebody punches me i should turn the other cheek... is that right or wrong?
3:11:53 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Having lawyers is wrong, because lawyers are not moral.
3:11:56 PM eakle54: When did I get appointed Supreme Justice of the Universe
3:12:11 PM hunter_the_crazychick: A good lawyer would probably think like I do when it comes to eating babies.
3:12:12 PM eakle54: Simply pointed out that humanity knows right from wrong
3:12:15 PM gremlin_net: vapereyes: That's up to you to decide. Though you might want to understand precisely what that means.
3:12:17 PM eakle54: I think it is innate
3:12:17 PM john_smith5564: reb? you scottish?
3:12:19 PM derekrm2000: NO IT IS NOT WRONG U SHOULD PRAY FOR THEM
3:12:32 PM eakle54: Yep
3:12:32 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: you appointed yourself when you started going on about 'we' this and 'we' that.
3:12:34 PM eakle54: Sad
3:12:38 PM vapereyes: i see whatcha mean grem
3:12:45 PM eakle54: Herzog showed taste not showing the mauling
3:12:46 PM f0xfree: Grizzly Man
3:12:55 PM f0xfree: there was only an audio tape
3:13:02 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: You're wrong about that. Humanity, and other animals, tend to settle for moral imperatives as needed, subjectively, based on experience.
3:13:04 PM f0xfree: and he listened to it and had it destroyed
3:13:04 PM meaning_of_life321:
3:13:17 PM meaning_of_life321: <--- CIick on my ID 2view my PRO....
3:13:18 PM eakle54: there was video
3:13:36 PM meaning_of_life321: <--- Something EVERYone should KNOW about ....
3:13:40 PM gremlin_net: vapereyes: To turn the other cheek is to dare the enemy to hit you again, giving you clearance to hit him back and start a real battle.
3:13:40 PM eakle54: Humanity is not other animals Gremlin
3:13:57 PM f0xfree: yep
3:13:58 PM vapereyes: but jesus said love your enemys also
3:14:01 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: Humans are a species of animal. A lot of the same rules apply.
3:14:05 PM meaning_of_life321:
3:14:06 PM derekrm2000: U SHOULD NOT HIT HIM BACK JUST PRAY
3:14:17 PM eakle54: Wanna bet
3:14:17 PM gremlin_net: vapereyes: I've read the novel; the guy changed his mind a lot.
3:14:23 PM derekrm2000: U SHOULD LOVE YOUR ENEMIES
3:14:27 PM hunter_the_crazychick* understands that it would be morally 'right' to most people to share her breadsticks with a starving person, should they come to her door.
3:14:31 PM vapereyes: or maybee i missed the point
3:14:31 PM hunter_the_crazychick* won't be doing that, though.
3:14:34 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: Why not. What's the wager....
3:14:37 PM ridin_hard_with_style: howdy people
3:14:39 PM hunter_the_crazychick* paid good money for these breadsticks.
3:14:52 PM eakle54: We are not beasts
3:15:07 PM eakle54: You have a low view of Mankind, Gremlin
3:15:10 PM vapereyes: prophet mohammed said i should cut off the hands and feet of all non-muslims and tax em em if their too far away... is that wrong?
3:15:13 PM hunter_the_crazychick: That is your holier-than-thou opinion of yourself.
3:15:34 PM gremlin_net: vapereyes: The evolution of the firstcentury cheekturning thing led to the practise of slapping someone with an empty glove to dare him into a duel, where you or he could be killed. That sort of thing.
3:15:38 PM eakle54: Fox, forgive me
3:15:45 PM durtyolman2: Y back for a few
3:15:47 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: tell me, when you eat, do you have a napkin in your lap? And do you use the proper fork?
3:15:48 PM suicyde_alley: � Durty
3:15:50 PM gremlin_net: eakle54: I have a clinical view of mankind. I'm aware that humans are mammals.
3:15:54 PM john_smith5564: durty killed jesus
3:16:00 PM f0xfree: Grizzly Man
3:16:02 PM eakle54: was a vid of portions
3:16:04 PM f0xfree: look it up on AMazon.com
3:16:10 PM eakle54: He destroyed that also
3:16:12 PM eakle54: Herzog
3:16:12 PM derekrm2000: IF YOUR ENEMY HITS YOU YOU SHOULD GO PRAY FOR THEM INSTEAD OF HITTING THEM BACK
3:16:13 PM durtyolman2: Y hey suicy ! I saw teh new pics ... "roll on my rock" eh lol
3:16:16 PM durtyolman2: Y
3:16:17 PM eakle54: Of all people
3:16:19 PM suicyde_alley: � lol
3:16:26 PM eakle54: Of all directors
3:16:27 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: What if your enemy is all CapsLocked?
3:16:31 PM eakle54: He showed restraint
3:16:34 PM john_smith5564: is this iriah hour?
3:16:37 PM john_smith5564: irish**
3:16:40 PM suicyde_alley: � That's for my beanie group
3:16:55 PM suicyde_alley: � and Procrastination
3:16:55 PM durtyolman2: Y I shot god, but did nto shoot his deputy
3:16:56 PM derekrm2000: what do u mean grem
3:16:57 PM f0xfree: see the link?
3:17:03 PM durtyolman2: Y lol suicy
3:17:13 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Just trying to get an idea of what you consider right and wrong.
3:17:16 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: no answer?
3:17:23 PM reb3163student: no fox
3:17:29 PM eakle54: wot was the question
3:17:38 PM suicyde_alley: � Productful Procrastination.....an oxymoronic juxtaposition..lmao
3:17:38 PM eakle54: Was thinking of the Grizzly film
3:17:45 PM durtyolman2: Y lol
3:17:55 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: I asked about your table manners. Being easily distracted by bears is rather...beastly.
3:17:56 PM derekrm2000: well u r sopped to pray for pepole that do things wrong
3:18:09 PM eakle54: My table manners
3:18:15 PM eakle54: Irrelevant
3:18:26 PM eakle54: Jeez, name is eakle
3:18:28 PM txggirl3246_34: Good looking Dudes! My Name Is Kristie I am seeking lovers My Cam
3:18:33 PM eakle54: Look up your peerage
3:18:35 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: By some estimations. Personally, I'd consider prayer to be sychophantic, whether or not you were praying to anything real.
3:18:44 PM vapereyes: actually mitch hedberg said that joke
3:18:45 PM derekrm2000: grem do u see what i mean
3:18:46 PM durtyolman2: Y <== has no peers .. just apples
3:18:48 PM eakle54: JUst because we came to the USA in 1730
3:18:49 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: oh no, they most certainly are not. If you're trying to set yourself apart from the entire classification of humans, you're going to have to show that you are indeed above them.
3:18:55 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: I can only assume.
3:19:09 PM eakle54: I am human
3:19:15 PM eakle54: I am an actor
3:19:18 PM eakle54: I write
3:19:23 PM vapereyes: did he die foxfree?
3:19:26 PM eakle54: I am very much human
3:19:27 PM derekrm2000: well jesus and god r disappointed when u hit back
3:19:28 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: you're trying to foist some bullshit geneaology on me to prove yourself? Why should I believe your screenname has anything to do with anything?
3:19:31 PM f0xfree: Grizzly Man
3:19:37 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: No such animals, in fact.
3:19:37 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: therefore, you are an animal.
3:19:42 PM eakle54: Fine
3:19:49 PM eakle54: I know the five forks
3:19:52 PM eakle54: do you?
3:20:00 PM derekrm2000: i dont underestand grem
3:20:01 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Perhaps you shouldn't have skipped Biology to go hang out backstage.
3:20:09 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: That's probable.
3:20:26 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: I don't pretend that I'm somehow beyond other animals just because I walk upright and shit in a toilet.
3:20:27 PM derekrm2000: what do u mean by animals
3:20:39 PM kru5h: Hmm.
3:20:43 PM hunter_the_crazychick: You're the one doing that. And you're rather fucking wrong about it.
3:20:43 PM eakle54: Hunter you are being a pest
3:20:45 PM vapereyes: i watched a video where people abused dogs.. and then killed them for their fur... and the sad part was... the dog always looked happy to see his abusers.. as if..was in denial that they are going to kill him... very sad, very true
3:20:50 PM eakle54: You have nothing to say
3:20:56 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: You're trying to tell me that right and wrong were established in a goatherder novel relying on mythical entities. Be that as it may, I follow my own moral codes.
3:20:57 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Yes. Correct people are so annoying, aren't they?
3:21:10 PM eakle54: You are correct why
3:21:20 PM suicyde_alley: � Durty...did you know you can place a lens in the backward position in front of the lens attached to the camera to 'make' a facsimile macro lens?.
3:21:21 PM hunter_the_crazychick: I seem to have plenty to say. Or are you pretending that my words mean nothing because you don't [want to] understand them?
3:21:22 PM eakle54: Cause you asked if I have table manners
3:21:23 PM john_smith5564: fox you like shane mcgowan?
3:21:26 PM eakle54: I answered
3:21:27 PM derekrm2000: well whatim saying is correct
3:21:30 PM kru5h: hunter_the_crazychick: I hate it when people are correct. Damn, that's so annoying.
3:21:32 PM f0xfree: yeah the pogues
3:21:35 PM john_smith5564: whats that music? lol
3:21:35 PM kru5h: </sarcasm>
3:21:37 PM eakle54: All else you say is pestering
3:21:40 PM suicyde_alley: � ..it works like a magnifying glass effect.
3:21:42 PM durtyolman2: Y afk phone
3:21:47 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: no. I am correct because you're an animal. You claimed you weren't. Then you said 'wanna bet'. Then you didn't even bet!
3:21:48 PM suicyde_alley: � I'm going to try it.
3:21:49 PM john_smith5564: yea
3:22:00 PM john_smith5564: wtf is that
3:22:01 PM vapereyes: wait... let me get into my hammuck and light up a joint... play that again
3:22:08 PM eakle54: Oh that
3:22:09 PM reb3163student: the levellers
3:22:12 PM eakle54: Be clear
3:22:16 PM john_smith5564: levellers?
3:22:17 PM hunter_the_crazychick: I was clear.
3:22:20 PM john_smith5564: what are they
3:22:23 PM derekrm2000: kru5h please dont curse there are nice people in this chat room
3:22:25 PM eakle54: I think Humanity is above the Beasts
3:22:27 PM nobiwan911* falls in.
3:22:28 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Did my use of punctuation get in the way?
3:22:31 PM nobiwan911: hunter.
3:22:32 PM eakle54: Now we can debate
3:22:35 PM kru5h: derekrm2000: Fuck you.
3:22:38 PM eakle54: Don't be oblique
3:22:41 PM ihadvisionstoo: http://www.grizzlymanmovie.com/grizzly.html
3:22:41 PM nobiwan911: Krush
3:22:41 PM hunter_the_crazychick: God, I wouldn't ever want to read one of your manuscripts. All that unpunctuatedness....
3:22:49 PM kru5h: derekrm2000: If you don't like the profanity, then turn your profanity filter on.
3:22:50 PM hunter_the_crazychick: nobiwan911
3:22:52 PM kru5h: nobiwan911:
3:22:58 PM derekrm2000: right back at you kru
3:22:58 PM eakle54: Fine by me
3:23:07 PM nobiwan911: i already have dibs, derekrm2000
3:23:15 PM hunter_the_crazychick* wasn't being 'oblique' or any other hastily looked up antonym of 'clear'.
3:23:15 PM satans_choice_owner: good day all
3:23:18 PM vapereyes: reb..where you from ?
3:23:19 PM gremlin_net: We might well be dealing with a moron here.
3:23:26 PM nobiwan911: gremlin.
3:23:37 PM cooltule8:
3:23:40 PM gremlin_net: Hi.
3:23:40 PM hello904784: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5jD1VONO4
3:23:41 PM derekrm2000: who is a moron grem
3:23:42 PM eakle54: Sarcasm is not to your taste?
3:23:47 PM hello904784: can anyone see that link?
3:23:52 PM john_smith5564: lol
3:23:54 PM hal9000servicetechnician: sees it
3:23:55 PM nobiwan911* loves when morons have to ask who the moron is.
3:23:57 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Gremlin: when I turned on the TV a few minutes ago, it was set to some stupid History Channel Bible Code show.
3:24:21 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Offhand? The one whose comeback against the suggestion to filtre obscenities is 'backatcha'.
3:24:32 PM derekrm2000: that was good thing to watch HUNTER
3:24:37 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: Hey...
3:24:43 PM kru5h: I'm in an interesting situation.
3:24:50 PM nobiwan911: Krush, oh, really?
3:24:52 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Oh boy. Now we're claiming 'sarcasm'. Joy. I wonder how long it'll be before 'sarcasm is the tool of the ignorant/uneducated/sthupuit'
3:25:01 PM derekrm2000: r u talking about me
3:25:07 PM eakle54: Oblique is clear?
3:25:10 PM nobiwan911: no, derek, it's your imagination.
3:25:11 PM durtyolman2: Y back
3:25:15 PM nobiwan911: durty
3:25:15 PM kru5h: There's this girl that I met online, that lives near me and likes me a lot...
3:25:23 PM john_smith5564: wtf?
3:25:23 PM durtyolman2: Y nobi
3:25:23 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Now, that's an interesting paradigm, innit.
3:25:26 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Someone didn't understand a word I used.
3:25:36 PM john_smith5564:
3:25:40 PM durtyolman2: Y krush, what are you doing here then ? lol
3:25:44 PM nobiwan911: lol
3:25:47 PM derekrm2000: what is an paradigm
3:26:00 PM nobiwan911: durty - he didn't yet say if he likes her.
3:26:01 PM john_smith5564: lol
3:26:03 PM suicyde_alley: � Durty...did you know you can place a lens in the backward position in front of the lens attached to the camera to 'make' a facsimile macro lens?.
3:26:04 PM m.t_blackwell: its like a parachute, but you have to dig in the ground to use it.
3:26:08 PM m.t_blackwell: =paradigm.
3:26:09 PM kru5h: However: 1) She's vanilla, 2) She has the exact opposite personality from me.
3:26:09 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: It's a sesquipedalian metaphor.
3:26:10 PM eakle54: Lets do this Hunter
3:26:12 PM gremlin_net: Duh.
3:26:22 PM eakle54: You think Man is a beast
3:26:30 PM durtyolman2: Y <== looks at nobi's profile but still doesn't know who se is
3:26:31 PM durtyolman2: Y she
3:26:32 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: no, I think man is an 'animal'.
3:26:33 PM eakle54: I say Man is better than the beasts
3:26:39 PM vapereyes: good
3:26:39 PM john_smith5564: he grew up roman catholic
3:26:41 PM nobiwan911: "an paradigm" you hear that? that's the sound of my grandmothers spinning in their graves.
3:26:44 PM eakle54: Animal, beasts
3:26:51 PM eakle54: Let it go
3:26:53 PM derekrm2000: well dont get a attiude with me just because i asked a question grem
3:26:54 PM hunter_the_crazychick: And I think that anyone who pretends that they are anything other than an animal is blatantly fucking retarded.
3:26:58 PM nobiwan911: durty - i'm mistressnoble.
3:27:09 PM eakle54: We won't change one another's mind
3:27:09 PM durtyolman2: Y ahh, ok noble .. hi
3:27:11 PM ondoher2* is back
3:27:11 PM ondoher2* (idle)
3:27:11 PM ondoher2* (idle)
3:27:12 PM nobiwan911: krush - so... you don't really like her, much?
3:27:19 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: your opinion is your own. It is an opinion, and not a fact, just like an antonym is not a synonym.
3:27:21 PM f0xfree: http:// chop blah blah
3:27:35 PM f0xfree: no
3:27:36 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Just proving a point. You've got this funny idea that you more than I could deduce morality in the universe; then, in a burst of irony, you're not terribly smart.
3:27:38 PM hunter_the_crazychick: eakle54: you certainly won't change mine, as I have one and you don't seem to....
3:27:56 PM durtyolman2: Y <== giving everyoen advance notice that have to be in NYC on 6/23, or be L7
3:28:10 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: Not really, but I haven't met her in person. I want to get a chance to meet her in person, we could possibly "click." She's a great person, and she has a lot of the moral values that I do...
3:28:22 PM derekrm2000: well i guess your not ethier grem
3:28:26 PM f0xfree: http:// blah blah bumchums.com
3:28:32 PM durtyolman2: Y krush, so do it
3:28:35 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: And you've guessed incorrectly before. So that follows.
3:28:36 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Anyway, as I was saying....s
3:28:42 PM morning_sunrise_8: HiYa RooM........
3:28:43 PM hunter_the_crazychick* blames the cat for that S.
3:28:49 PM nobiwan911: krush - well, if i were you, i'd give it a go, with the caveat that you're meeting as 'just friends'.
3:29:00 PM durtyolman2: Y hiya sunrise
3:29:04 PM kru5h: But at the same time, I don't want to give her the chance to meet me because if we don't click it would've been easier if we had never actually met in real life.
3:29:13 PM morning_sunrise_8: hi durty
3:29:16 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Gremlin: it was the last few minutes of the show, and they were talking about a new 'prediction' to come out of the bible code. A comet that god's going to destroy for us in 2012.
3:29:22 PM derekrm2000: what is your problem grem and dont tell me that u dont have one
3:29:26 PM durtyolman2: Y I wouldn't even give a caveat .. I woudl just say lets meet for a cup of coffee
3:29:29 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Fuckin' 2012!
3:29:30 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: That' might be a good idea.
3:29:40 PM gremlin_net: Hunter: Which comet? If it's close enough to hit the planet, we've seen it by now.
3:29:58 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: I'm allergic to illiteracy.
3:29:59 PM nobiwan911: ah. Krush, in that case, you need to grow some balls and say, hey, this just ain't for me. who knows, maybe she's a kinkster waiting for the right motivations.
3:30:01 PM eakle54: North Umbria
3:30:01 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Iunno. I doubt they named it.
3:30:08 PM m.t_blackwell: LOL gremlin
3:30:15 PM eakle54: Those dudes went Smoky Mountains
3:30:19 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: Well, she knows I'm kinky, and she hasn't ran away screaming yet.
3:30:23 PM kru5h: So, there's some hope.
3:30:26 PM durtyolman2: Y most peopel are kinksters waiting for the right recipe
3:30:35 PM morning_sunrise_8:
3:30:36 PM nobiwan911: heh
3:30:40 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Maybe it's Pluto! Maybe Pluto is going to get pissed when it finds out it's no longer a planet and haul its vaguely-cometlike ass right at us!
3:30:41 PM derekrm2000: yeah and i allergic to dumbness and it mut be u grem
3:30:42 PM eakle54: Kaintuckians
3:30:48 PM durtyolman2: Y lol hunter
3:30:55 PM m.t_blackwell: derekrm2000: stop trying.
3:30:56 PM nobiwan911: it mut be u.
3:31:01 PM nobiwan911* sighs
3:31:11 PM m.t_blackwell: i allergic!
3:31:12 PM kru5h: hunter_the_crazychick: Damn it, the demotion of Pluto ruined my horoscopes!
3:31:13 PM derekrm2000: trying to do what blood
3:31:18 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Gor. Is someone helping you with these insults? A parent perhaps? Is your entire family this droll?
3:31:19 PM kru5h: Heh.
3:31:22 PM eakle54: John Jacob Jingleheimer
3:31:25 PM m.t_blackwell: ...tell other people they are dumb.
3:31:30 PM vapereyes: lol at john smith explaining why he picked his name because its common
3:31:31 PM m.t_blackwell: stop trying to.
3:31:33 PM hunter_the_crazychick: kru5h: yeah. I think everyone had a string of really bad days after that happened.
3:32:06 PM derekrm2000: no my parents are in the living room they dont even know im talking to u
3:32:08 PM john_smith5564: whos that?
3:32:10 PM m.t_blackwell: hey dallas
3:32:13 PM maya_miss_21f: Hi all
3:32:14 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Naughty boy....
3:32:17 PM nobiwan911* headdesks
3:32:19 PM morning_sunrise_8: Howzzzzzz everyone doing in here........
3:32:21 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: Any other thoughts?
3:32:31 PM john_smith5564: lott
3:32:31 PM m.t_blackwell: derekrm2000, we're going to tell on you.
3:32:38 PM derekrm2000: who u calling naughty
3:32:41 PM nobiwan911: krush - take a chance. you never know.
3:32:41 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: It's not that I don't have the balls to turn her down, it's that I haven't decided whether that's what I want to do or not.
3:32:42 PM m.t_blackwell: Then your parents are going to take away the Fruit Roll-Ups.
3:32:46 PM vapereyes: sir mix a lott
3:32:55 PM f0xfree: 'Salem
3:32:57 PM derekrm2000: they know im in a chatroom
3:32:58 PM f0xfree: Jerusalem
3:33:00 PM gremlin_net: I wonder if you can get the Pulitzer for a chatroom conversation....
3:33:08 PM hunter_the_crazychick: derekrm2000: I'm sure your parents know you're talking to someone. I bet they can hear the keys clicking....
3:33:14 PM hunter_the_crazychick: And right now they're trying to figure out how to come in and interrupt you, because you might be doing the sexy talk!
3:33:15 PM vapereyes: salam means surrender
3:33:22 PM gremlin_net: Hunter: And possibly the drooling.
3:33:23 PM john_smith5564: means both
3:33:24 PM kru5h: gremlin_net: If not, I'm sure that you could get them to change their minds.
3:33:25 PM john_smith5564: no no
3:33:30 PM m.t_blackwell: lol hunter
3:33:31 PM john_smith5564: muslim means surrender
3:33:34 PM john_smith5564: right?
3:33:38 PM vapereyes: i will never kneel to no one exept general ZODD!!!!
3:33:40 PM derekrm2000: excuse me im only 11
3:33:46 PM kru5h: john_smith5564: I thought "French" meant surrender.
3:33:47 PM john_smith5564: submissisison to the will of god?
3:33:49 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: The hell you say.
3:33:54 PM m.t_blackwell: then get the fuck out of here, kid
3:33:55 PM nobiwan911: then you shouldn't even be in here, derekrm2000.
3:33:57 PM john_smith5564: french means homosexual
3:34:02 PM nobiwan911: get. out.
3:34:06 PM writers_clot: The French stopped the expansion of Islam at Tours
3:34:07 PM vapereyes: fag means cigarette
3:34:12 PM john_smith5564: yea
3:34:15 PM derekrm2000: i hope u knew that i lied
3:34:19 PM eakle54: French meant surrender in 1776
3:34:29 PM eakle54: French meant surrender in 1812
3:34:32 PM m.t_blackwell: i dont care if you lied or not. if you're 11, leave.
3:34:35 PM hunter_the_crazychick: derekrm2000: then you'd best leave, because you're violating yahoo's rules, and the internet's. Your parents could be taken offline and sent to a terrorist prison because of your actions.
3:34:38 PM john_smith5564: wright
3:34:44 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: The suspicion had traversed; yeah.
3:34:48 PM eakle54: French meant surrender when they sunk the Brit ships in 1860
3:35:01 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: I have my chat client set up such that my friends are highlighted, that way I only have to pay attention to the highlighted sentences. So, I have to keep my friends' list up to date.
3:35:04 PM vapereyes: do you guys have name like ... mike rotch?
3:35:10 PM kru5h: friends*
3:35:11 PM nobiwan911: heh, right on.
3:35:12 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Even if you're lying about being under 13. It doesn't matter. You obviously quoted your mental age, which applies under subsection 14 of the COPPA.
3:35:12 PM eakle54: Brits weren't our allies til Double Two
3:35:22 PM eakle54: Franch our best friends
3:35:28 PM hunter_the_crazychick: I'm sorry, that's subsection 14.1q.
3:35:30 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: New account, or just a really old one?
3:35:33 PM writers_clot: The Brits hated us until the Great War
3:35:38 PM eakle54: They told us straight too, about this Iraq adventure
3:35:45 PM writers_clot: Everybody hated us up until that point
3:35:46 PM eakle54: Are they saying I told you so
3:35:47 PM john_smith5564: yea
3:35:47 PM eakle54: No
3:35:49 PM nobiwan911: new. the name hath evolved once again, hopefully for the last time.
3:35:55 PM dallas_bad_as_s: Without the French, the American colonies wouldn't have achieved independence nearly as fast as they did; in fact, Washington lost almost every battle he fought.
3:35:56 PM derekrm2000: hunter shut your mouth got it
3:36:06 PM writers_clot: The Brits use to drop their criminals off in the U.S. and Australia
3:36:11 PM eakle54: Great War was for the French
3:36:13 PM m.t_blackwell: my name never changes
3:36:14 PM dallas_bad_as_s: typo
3:36:15 PM hunter_the_crazychick: derekrm2000: I don't type my mouth. I suppose you do?
3:36:28 PM eakle54: We still owe the french a war
3:36:30 PM m.t_blackwell: i am the rock of immutability!
3:36:38 PM vapereyes: without the french... lebanon would not be fighting to keep its democracy..it would have been a islamic state
3:36:38 PM eakle54: Although Nam should count as two
3:36:39 PM derekrm2000: hunter shut your typing
3:36:39 PM m.t_blackwell: bow before my constant constantness!
3:36:40 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: That's a nice name you're wearing today, it looks good on you.
3:36:41 PM john_smith5564: one eye?
3:36:43 PM nobiwan911: hunter, that'd be a neat trick.
3:36:51 PM gremlin_net: Nuts. Now derekrm2000's all angered. He'll probably spraypaint something.
3:37:04 PM m.t_blackwell: i am the unchangeable hub around which the entirety of existence rotates.
3:37:07 PM nobiwan911: krush - i'm switching pretty much all my online nicknames to this. just like on myspace.
3:37:08 PM john_smith5564: st patrick was irish?
3:37:08 PM writers_clot: The Muslims have probably experienced the most dramatic reversal of fortune in world history
3:37:08 PM salvationevangelismjesus: did anyone know the name Paul menas smal?
3:37:11 PM hunter_the_crazychick: derekrm2000: do something, you weak gaping cunt.
3:37:15 PM writers_clot: A Muslim was the thing to be in the middle ages
3:37:17 PM salvationevangelismjesus: ?
3:37:18 PM vapereyes: ebin means son of
3:37:19 PM m.t_blackwell: 9 out of 10 scholars agree!
3:37:21 PM salvationevangelismjesus: anyone?
3:37:29 PM eakle54: St Pat was Scot
3:37:37 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: I thought that I was gonna completely switch to Deity_EXE, but I still use Kru5h quite often.
3:37:37 PM eakle54: He went to Eire to convert
3:37:38 PM hunter_the_crazychick: And by 'do something', I mean actually make me stop typing. Make it so that I am not actually able to type to anyone ever again.
3:37:41 PM m.t_blackwell: lol @ "shut your typing"
3:37:49 PM salvationevangelismjesus: the Apsotle Paul's name meant small
3:38:00 PM john_smith5564: fox? you know any weatheers there?
3:38:03 PM salvationevangelismjesus: very intimidating
3:38:04 PM vapereyes: hunter.. who you talking to ?
3:38:10 PM nobiwan911: kru5h, well, this is actually the last place that i was still using mistressnoble.
3:38:11 PM gremlin_net: m.t_blackwell: Newspeak was twenty-three years late in developing.
3:38:12 PM f0xfree: no weathers
3:38:15 PM f0xfree: nope
3:38:16 PM writers_clot: Arabic was the language of scholars for at least 400 years
3:38:16 PM john_smith5564: kynch?
3:38:18 PM vapereyes: either your crazy or i got somebody on iggie
3:38:20 PM john_smith5564: or kench
3:38:21 PM f0xfree: lynch
3:38:23 PM f0xfree: but not kynch
3:38:33 PM kru5h: "9 out of 10 unanimists agree!"
3:38:33 PM salvationevangelismjesus: what is pendley?
3:38:35 PM durtyolman2: Y back again
3:38:36 PM eakle54: Kinchloe is Austrian
3:38:40 PM con_sumatum: anyone for a game of Literati?
3:38:41 PM derekrm2000: whatz up
3:38:41 PM hunter_the_crazychick: vapereyes: the presence of the name derekrm2000 didn't tell you anything?
3:38:42 PM nobiwan911: "we are all individuals!"
3:38:47 PM eakle54: Had a coach Kinchloe
3:38:49 PM john_smith5564: yea.. kensch is german
3:38:50 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Your fontsize.
3:38:52 PM salvationevangelismjesus: english?
3:38:59 PM hunter_the_crazychick* is still typing. Oh dear.
3:39:01 PM salvationevangelismjesus: irish?
3:39:02 PM vapereyes: hunter..only my 2nd time here
3:39:06 PM kru5h: Shut your fingers!
3:39:07 PM durtyolman2: Y torture is terrorism, but it's not torture if we're doing it to bad guys
3:39:13 PM salvationevangelismjesus: haughty
3:39:16 PM hunter_the_crazychick* cuts kru5h's fingers off.
3:39:18 PM john_smith5564: or your grandad was your grandma as weklk
3:39:21 PM hunter_the_crazychick: NO! YOU SHUT YOURS!
3:39:22 PM m.t_blackwell: "I wanna be unique, just like everyone else."
3:39:22 PM john_smith5564: well
3:39:23 PM con_sumatum: anyone?
3:39:23 PM con_sumatum: last call, anyone for a game of Literati????
3:39:27 PM durtyolman2: Y and of course, if they weren't bad guys, we wouldn't be holding them in the first place
3:39:28 PM derekrm2000: i can have it any size i want it got it
3:39:31 PM salvationevangelismjesus: like chaoclate
3:39:34 PM kru5h* sews them back on... somehow without using his fingers.
3:39:36 PM durtyolman2: Y lol mt
3:39:37 PM hunter_the_crazychick: derekrm2000: actually, you can't.
3:39:39 PM eakle54: Kinchloe, two world wars
3:39:47 PM nobiwan911: krush - prehensile tongue?
3:39:47 PM derekrm2000: hey
3:39:49 PM eakle54: All the Germans were Scottish
3:39:50 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: Fascinating/ Got any other tricks? Breathing through your nose, perhaps?
3:39:56 PM salvationevangelismjesus: Evolution=myth
3:39:56 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: Hehe, yes.
3:40:01 PM hunter_the_crazychick: You're welcome to try, but you'll always be tiny and insignificant on my screen.
3:40:07 PM eakle54: Using my mother's maiden
3:40:11 PM m.t_blackwell: i had a sticker on my binder in high school: "You all laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
3:40:21 PM eakle54: Dad's name is very German and my name too
3:40:21 PM derekrm2000: i have more than u grem
3:40:34 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: We'll know soon enough.
3:40:38 PM eakle54: The wars were not easy for American Germans
3:40:38 PM nobiwan911: oh good gods.
3:40:47 PM salvationevangelismjesus: Name one, ne transitsional form that gives a Compelling case for evolution
3:40:56 PM john_smith5564: goys
3:40:57 PM salvationevangelismjesus: and
3:40:58 PM writers_clot: salvation is begging to be ignored
3:40:59 PM nobiwan911: archeopteryx.
3:41:02 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: I can tie a trucker's hitch with my tongue.
3:41:10 PM m.t_blackwell: salvationevangelismjesus, actually, religion pertains to mythology...
3:41:11 PM hunter_the_crazychick: I suppose someone who has their own mommy and daddy living in the same house as them would have more than just about anyone in here.
3:41:12 PM derekrm2000: well igot to go and get ready for church unlike some other people
3:41:14 PM nobiwan911: nifty, krush. you'll have to show me how someday.
3:41:17 PM salvationevangelismjesus: one case where information is being added to the geonome
3:41:31 PM gremlin_net: derekrm2000: The opiate. Eat Jeezuz for me.
3:41:35 PM f0xfree: I am Roman Catholic so Evolution is taught to us
3:41:37 PM derekrm2000: guess what
3:41:44 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Unlike some other people who don't go to church on a Wednesday afternoon with mommy and daddy, because otherwise they'll have nowhere else to live.
3:41:46 PM kru5h: nobiwan911: You'd have to see a trucker's hitch to get the impressiveness of that.
3:41:53 PM nobiwan911: wot's a 'geonome'?
3:41:55 PM vapereyes: people living with their parents can never have a peacefull jerk off session
3:42:01 PM maya_miss_21f: Hi all
3:42:11 PM salvationevangelismjesus: interesting you say that blood, because evolution has yet to show itself as absolute fact, backed up by fim and reproducabel evidence.
3:42:13 PM gremlin_net: nobiwan911: The allellic components of rocks.
3:42:13 PM nobiwan911: leave already, loserboy.
3:42:24 PM derekrm2000: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye u alll
3:42:27 PM nobiwan911: lol gremlin
3:42:33 PM kru5h: Haha!
3:42:35 PM hunter_the_crazychick: derekrm2000 will go to church, and then secretly 'pray to satan' by listening to Manson at the first volume notch on his cassette player.
3:42:51 PM kru5h: Oh noes!!1 rocks can reproduce now!
3:42:51 PM m.t_blackwell: salvation, im not so sure i want to talk to you at all. You clearly have no knowledge on the subject, whatsoever.
3:42:53 PM gremlin_net: Hunter: Not a chance; this is an ICP groupie. I'm certain of it.
3:43:00 PM john_smith5564: rasputin was odd
3:43:09 PM hunter_the_crazychick: Gremlin: but ICP doesn't summon satan. Only Manson does that.
3:43:09 PM salvationevangelismjesus: you havent even mde one coherent argument, only insults
3:43:15 PM gremlin_net: Is it gone? I really need to go make the moron famous....
3:43:15 PM eakle54: Rasputin was the impossible kill
3:43:18 PM rasputin_ll: rasputin was the coolest dude ever lived
3:43:22 PM eakle54: Fascinated me as a kid
3:43:23 PM durtyolman2: Y rocks reproduce using division
3:43:27 PM eakle54: He was not cool
3:43:28 PM vapereyes: rammstein makes students shoot their teachers
3:43:28 PM hal9000servicetechnician: The evolution denial room is down the hall in yahoo under aberrant beliefs right next to the flat earth room. If you have issues with the denial of facts, please go where others of your ilk share their metaphysical anxieties. Thanks. This has been a public service announcement.
3:43:29 PM gremlin_net: Yay. Be back in a minute....

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The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Wednesday 24th January 2007 01.29.00 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

6:26:52 PM johnleescastle: The more women there are, the more HIGHER the likelihood for homosexual men.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 21.36.26 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

14.35.43 chela2777: gremlin your a joke

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The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 21.35.10 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

14.34.22 b_radmetropolis: orbiting your kinda not very smart

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Idiots among Us :: Another liar for satan

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Another liar for satan
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 21.25.23 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

14.13.43 chela2777: christianity is the only true religion
14.13.56 chela2777: all others are counterfeits
14.13.59 iraniheavenlyboy988: my summisse
14.14.04 iraniheavenlyboy988: im single
14.14.05 gremlin_net: chela2777: What's true about it?
14.14.05 buntyoriginals: irani boy u cannot jus do it ova net
14.14.08 iraniheavenlyboy988: i like u
14.14.10 doc_luckie: deojubilate, don't you think you at least owe it to yourself and anyone younger than you to at least KNOW the very first thing about evolution before you decide it's not true?
14.14.12 deojubilate: you've had 6000 years to observe man evolve,,but alas no observing humans evolve into or from anothr species
14.14.13 buntyoriginals: whistle shhut up old man
14.14.13 hunter_the_crazychick* has a cat that seems to have evolved into its role as 'the housecat.'
14.14.17 orbitingdreams: Religion and evolution can exist at the same tim
14.14.18 whistleblues4u: the fags got me off voice
14.14.22 summisse_eloquens: *glaresatDallas: I blame you for this Dallas.
14.14.23 whistleblues4u: all I can say is fuck you fags
14.14.24 healthytheist: gremlin, then you haven't experienced evolution
14.14.31 buntyoriginals: hahahaha whistle look at u
14.14.32 oceanwestsurfer: Its not logical to deny well documented ghost sightings just because you think the theory of evolution is the deal
14.14.35 orbitingdreams: you just have to recognise them in a seprated sense
14.14.35 gremlin_net: healthytheist: Yes I have.
14.14.39 whistleblues4u: well look at you
14.14.40 hunter_the_crazychick: You're required to have kids to experience evolution now?
14.14.45 doc_luckie: deojubilate, but evolutionists never said you could observe something evolving into another, that's not what evolution says
14.14.47 deojubilate: Name one proof that humans evolved from a soup of molecules
14.14.49 whistleblues4u: you're in the hell of insanity shit here to
14.14.51 summisse_eloquens: Dallas: He chats under that name as a nickname.
14.14.51 whistleblues4u: fuck you all!!!!!
14.14.52 buntyoriginals: fuck u whistle
14.14.54 doc_luckie: deo, you are aware of that, right?
14.14.59 iraniheavenlyboy988: have u web cam summisse
14.15.01 healthytheist: hunter, you must deeply feel it
14.15.01 hunter_the_crazychick: What, you can't see it under a microscope in a lab, or see it when you're breeding mice or herps or cats or dogs?
14.15.03 chela2777: what isn't true about it
14.15.04 doc_luckie: deojubilate, you ARE aware that evolutionists NEVER said that, right?
14.15.05 summisse_eloquens: Iraniheavenlyboy: No.
14.15.06 deojubilate: Then you are just speculating
14.15.48 gremlin_net: chela2777: The part about the global flood, the part about Earth being flat, the part about bats being birds, the part about unicorns existing, et cetera. What's true about it?
14.16.11 orbitingdreams: There have been modern examples of evolution being observed in humans
14.16.11 chela2777: nothing
14.16.11 doc_luckie: deojubilate, you're aware that evolution is proven and factual, right?
14.16.11 whistleblues4u: fuck all you crazy chatters on yahoo here
14.16.11 deojubilate: why do I have to accept speculators
14.16.11 chela2777: Jesus is the Way
14.16.11 doc_luckie: deojubilate, no, YOU'RE just speculating, that's NOT what evolution is about
14.16.11 deojubilate: I want facts
14.16.11 whistleblues4u: you are in in chat insanit yof hell
14.16.11 summisse_eloquens: Dallas: If someone uses yahoo instead of YahELite, he shows up as jim barber from time to time now.
14.16.12 summisse_eloquens: *smiles*
14.16.12 chela2777: the Truth and the Life
14.16.12 whistleblues4u: we are all in chat insanity of hell
14.16.12 doc_luckie: deojubilate, you said that "no one has ever observed"
14.16.12 whistleblues4u: insanity
14.16.12 whistleblues4u: fuckers
14.16.12 whistleblues4u: you assholes!!!!!
14.16.12 orbitingdreams: Like more and more people are being born without wisdom teeth because man no longer needs them as we become more demosticated
14.16.12 doc_luckie: deojubilate, no evolutionists ever said you could
14.16.12 hunter_the_crazychick: I don't quite see why 'having kids' is some bullshit new requirement now.
14.16.12 deojubilate: then it is a big bag of wind
14.16.12 chela2777: nobody gets through the Father exceot through the Son
14.16.12 doc_luckie: deo, in short, you literally have no idea what it stands for
14.16.12 kryptonite5763: denial s****!
14.16.12 dukeofomnium: jesus is YOUR imaginary friend. "He" can be whatever you want "him" to be
14.16.12 whistleblues4u: ok fags on voice will be ignoreed as well
14.16.12 iraniheavenlyboy988: u are my nice gf summisse
14.16.12 doc_luckie: deojubilate, in otherwords, you literally have no idea what evolution is actually about
14.16.12 whistleblues4u: this is crazy
14.16.13 orbitingdreams: More and more humans are being born without apendixes, simply because man hardly needs them.
14.16.13 healthytheist: is doc_luckie that infamous doctor?
14.16.19 deojubilate: I know it doesn't stand for fact
14.16.22 ippasos: <--- Supports that the public schools should ONLY preach the bible
14.16.23 summisse_eloquens: Hunter: Would you like another boyfriend? *smiles*
14.16.25 whistleblues4u: ok first fag on voice ignored
14.16.25 gremlin_net: chela2777: So, there's nothing true about it? Okay.
14.16.27 doc_luckie: deojubilate, are you at all embarrassed this finally came out?
14.16.28 dukeofomnium: healthy: You mean Kevorkian?
14.16.32 doc_luckie: healthy, tis moi
14.16.34 chela2777: Jesus did more with his life in a minute than you will do in your entire life
14.16.38 hunter_the_crazychick: summisse_eloquens: no thanks.
14.16.40 whistleblues4u: ok both fag chatters on mic here ignored
14.16.44 iraniheavenlyboy988: u are mine
14.16.48 iraniheavenlyboy988: summisse
14.16.49 whistleblues4u: I ain't hearing their shit
14.16.50 deojubilate: I thought it was already known
14.16.53 dukeofomnium: imaginary friends can be as active as your imagination can make "them"
14.16.55 gremlin_net: chela2777: So did Santa Claus.
14.17.00 healthytheist: duke, i mean a chat doctor
14.17.01 chela2777: there is nothing untrue in the bible
14.17.02 doc_luckie: omg, after all this time, deojubilate finally is outted he has no idea what evolution is about
14.17.03 summisse_eloquens: Hunter: Meanie.
14.17.10 julio_n_ikko* is away ( Auto-Away ).
14.17.11 kryptonite5763: i wouldnt want jesus to be just anything AMEN!!
14.17.21 dukeofomnium: chela: Of course there isn't. That's why the earth has four corners
14.17.22 gremlin_net: chela2777: So, it's true that unicorns are as strong as Jehovah is? Prove it.
14.17.23 buntyoriginals: hahahah irani boy i guess u r desprarado]
14.17.25 iraniheavenlyboy988: my summisse
14.17.25 deojubilate: Evolution from molecules to man lacks one thing---PROOF
14.17.28 summisse_eloquens: zomg Where did all of the psychos come from!
14.17.32 ciscodaman125: evolution is just a theory (an idea)...there is just no prove of it
14.17.41 oceanwestsurfer: The Bible does forbid speaking with the dead... because of the activities of demons
14.17.43 whistleblues4u: STOP!!!!!!!
14.17.47 iraniheavenlyboy988: summisse is my gf
14.17.47 chela2777: you don't have a BIble for your unicorns do ya retard
14.17.48 gremlin_net: ciscodaman125: Like gravity.
14.17.50 whistleblues4u: you all are fuck ups on yahoo
14.17.54 doc_luckie: deojubilate, creatures evolve into other creatures, individuals do not, it's about allel frequency changes in the pool, not about someone popping into another, omg you are literally as stupid as everyone said
14.17.59 whistleblues4u: yahoo chat is hell!!!!!1
14.17.59 dallas_bad_as_s: Iraniboy, Summise is ma-womaun, biatch.
14.17.59 dukeofomnium: Of course there's no proof of evolution. That's why the same flu shot works year after year
14.18.00 hunter_the_crazychick: healthytheist: are you saying that the single, sterile, completely unable to breed scientist who experiments with fruit flies or breeding a certain kind of plant has never experienced evolution, and can never?
14.18.00 healthytheist: because proving a theory is an outlandish idea
14.18.03 b_radmetropolis: dallas is a nowhere man, making all his nowhere plans, living in a nowhereland with nobody
14.18.04 oceanwestsurfer: If you need some advice... get it from living people not dead people
14.18.13 gremlin_net: chela2777: I have a bible claiming that Jehovah was as strong as a unicorn.
14.18.15 iraniheavenlyboy988:
14.18.17 whistleblues4u: we are in hell here kids
14.18.21 doc_luckie: deojubilate, all this time and you finally out yourself as simply uneducated
14.18.24 orbitingdreams: A surprisingly recent instance of human evolution has been detected among the peoples of East Africa.
14.18.25 orbitingdreams: It is the ability to digest lactose, the principal sugar of milk, in adulthood, conferred by genetic changes that occurred as recently as 3,000 years ago, a team of geneticists has found.
14.18.27 doc_luckie:
14.18.29 healthytheist: yes hunter, they merely observe
14.18.31 oceanwestsurfer: there are plenty of living people who have good advice... you shouldn't need the advice of dead people
14.18.32 whistleblues4u: yahoo chat got turned into hell
14.18.33 deojubilate: Yes, I am so stupid that I won't accept as fact--SPECULATION
14.18.38 dukeofomnium: Hell. Hell is for children. And you know that their little lives can become such a mess.
14.18.38 whistleblues4u: you people are assholes
14.18.42 chela2777: no you don't , this debate was too easy of a victory
14.18.45 doc_luckie: at least now you know why everyone has been calling you stupid
14.18.46 chela2777: for me
14.18.51 hunter_the_crazychick: healthytheist: so no man can experience evolution, either, only women?
14.18.58 summisse_eloquens: Dallas: I have the wrong equipment anyway.
14.18.59 doc_luckie: deo, think .... read up on something first before you try to tell us it's not true
14.19.00 iraniheavenlyboy988: my summisse
14.19.05 dukeofomnium: chela: Well, when you're the only one keeping score, it's easy to "win"
14.19.05 gremlin_net: chela2777: 'Num 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.'; here you go: http://hellbait.DeityFree.com
14.19.05 dallas_bad_as_s: Summise, of course
14.19.07 iraniheavenlyboy988: i missed u
14.19.10 deojubilate: yes, because I won't accept hearsay as fact
14.19.10 orbitingdreams: Evoulution isnt treding upon religion
14.19.11 dallas_bad_as_s: Hehe
14.19.16 b_radmetropolis: too many fags in here listen to dallas
14.19.17 doc_luckie: deojubilate, you literally have been barking up the wrong tree the whole time
14.19.20 iraniheavenlyboy988: my summisse i missed u
14.19.21 summisse_eloquens: egads. am afk...until..um ...yeah.
14.19.25 b_radmetropolis: they like his faggy ways
14.19.25 orbitingdreams: some people intercept their religion with the princepals of it
14.19.28 healthytheist: hunter, men see their genes evolved in their progeny too
14.19.29 chela2777: gremlin i won , the conversation is over bitch
14.19.35 doc_luckie: deojubilate, i want to express this again to you
14.19.36 b_radmetropolis: i put dallas the reprobate on iggy
14.19.41 deojubilate: yes, the tree of SPECULATION
14.19.44 ippasos: We don't need theories in the School we just need the Bible TRUTH �.
14.19.44 chela2777: i have a source and you don't
14.19.45 doc_luckie: deojubilate, creatures evolve into other creatures, individuals do not, it's about allel frequency changes in the pool, not about someone popping into another, omg you are literally as stupid as everyone said
14.19.47 orbitingdreams: you can acnknowlege it as how god gave life the ability to surive
14.19.48 b_radmetropolis: dallas is a pit bound fag
14.19.49 hunter_the_crazychick: Oh. So, even though he doesn't actually give birth, he gets to experience it. Even though he's only 'observing' it.
14.19.51 ippasos: <--- Supports that the public schools should ONLY preach the bible
14.19.55 doc_luckie: lol
14.19.56 b_radmetropolis: he has no soul
14.19.59 orbitingdreams: if you want to take a religious look on it
14.20.01 iraniheavenlyboy988: summisse i missed u
14.20.02 gremlin_net: chela2777: No one cares, Hellbait: you bore false witness against me, the bible, Jehovah, and unicorns. No one will ever trust you to tell the truth. You can go now.
14.20.05 b_radmetropolis: dallas is brown mixed race scum
14.20.12 oceanwestsurfer: Science can't explain Ghosts because the Afterlife is a spiritual experience that requires FAITH not REASON
14.20.13 deojubilate: Name one proof that a mouse evolved into man
14.20.16 hunter_the_crazychick: This is as retarded as the 'marriage is for making kids only, so fags and infertiles can't marry' argument.
14.20.17 dukeofomnium: So, gremlin gave you the fucking verse that says that god is as strong as a unicorn, and you still "win"?!? What is it that you win? The Grand Prix of Mendacity?
14.20.25 chela2777: grem conversation has been over, shut it bitch
14.20.38 doc_luckie: deojubilate, do you understand this better now that i explained it to you?
14.20.40 iraniheavenlyboy988: summisse im in the heaven now come here please
14.20.47 deojubilate: Alas, the Emperor has no clothes
14.20.48 buntyoriginals: shut up whistle or ull be ignored
14.20.56 gremlin_net: chela2777: Okay, Hellbait. Just to prove that you're a lying devilworshipper, tell us what Numbers 23.22 says about unicorns. Now.
14.20.58 healthytheist: hunter, i can feel it
14.21.00 buntyoriginals: u crazy old motherfucker
14.21.08 b_radmetropolis: whistle that fag will do that all day
14.21.10 oceanwestsurfer: The Bible says many things about what happens in the Afterlife
14.21.13 b_radmetropolis: better to iggy him
14.21.19 b_radmetropolis: and ait till he goes away
14.21.22 b_radmetropolis: wait
14.21.26 chela2777: grem let it go, you got your asss handed to you
14.21.27 hunter_the_crazychick: Yes. Yes. You're arguing from emotion. So what?
14.21.28 dukeofomnium: The bible also says that rabbits chew cuds
14.21.29 deojubilate: No, I still don't understand how a mouse evolved into man--give the proof
14.21.31 b_radmetropolis: most people put dallas on ignore most days
14.21.35 gremlin_net: chela2777: Good concession, Hellbait.
14.21.39 iraniheavenlyboy988: summisse here is alot of fresh fruits and cool water
14.21.41 b_radmetropolis: he and hampster have extra names in here
14.21.42 gremlin_net: Next fucktard for satan....
14.21.51 healthytheist: hunter, experiencing evolution is emotional, yes
14.21.51 iraniheavenlyboy988: im in the heaven
14.21.55 doc_luckie: deo, the collective pool frequency of allel changes occur over great epochs of time, this has been proven, in smaller creatures we have PROVEN it, we have actually observed and recorded living things evolving, but a mouse does not pop into a man
14.21.56 dukeofomnium: deo: So, only the things you understand are true?!? You really ARE the deceiver that jesus warned us about, aren't you?
14.21.57 b_radmetropolis: they can only hold the mic by bringing in several fake name
14.22.02 chela2777: grem wow your a sore loser arent you
14.22.06 b_radmetropolis: they are pathetic fags
14.22.11 ippasos: You don't get it IF ONLY THE BIBLE was forced in the school �the next generation would be either atheists (cured) or they will commit suicide
14.22.11 b_radmetropolis: and they will get aids and die
14.22.12 doc_luckie: deojubilate, did you think evolution was about a mouse popping into a man?
14.22.16 oceanwestsurfer: Its not logical to deny well documented ghost sightings just because you think the theory of evolution is the deal
14.22.19 deojubilate: how do you know?
14.22.20 hunter_the_crazychick: So what you're really arguing is that you can only have that emotional experience if you're having a child?
14.22.26 gremlin_net: chela2777: 'your' is possessve, Hellbait; violation of Titus 2.7 for satan.
14.22.29 hunter_the_crazychick: Sorry, there's no way you can know that.
14.22.33 deojubilate: you need proof--mouse to man
14.22.34 doc_luckie: deojubilate, ALL THIS TIME you actually thought evolution was about creatures popping into other creatures, yes or no, this is what you thought?
14.22.38 oceanwestsurfer: If you ever were to see a Ghost, you would most probably question the theories of evolution
14.22.41 healthytheist: hunter, what else is evolution-ary?
14.22.44 doc_luckie: deojubilate, yes or no
14.22.47 doc_luckie: you thought that?
14.22.51 orbitingdreams: Well science hasn't been able to prove ghosts
14.23.01 dukeofomnium: deo needs proof of god, but there's no slowing down a lying hypocrite
14.23.01 chela2777: grem do you always act this way when you get your asss handed to you bitcchhboy
14.23.03 orbitingdreams: Its the same thing for UFO sightings
14.23.04 doc_luckie: OMG..... oh dear god almighty.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
14.23.08 hunter_the_crazychick: You're actually saying that the only evolutionary event on the planet is human childbirth?
14.23.09 deojubilate: any way you want to spin it--mouse to man--facts please
14.23.10 osi_dont_play_that: b OK, im lost, describe an evolutionary experience
14.23.11 gremlin_net: chela2777: No idea, Hellbait; never happened.
14.23.14 whistleblues4u: ozzy tells us we are crazy
14.23.16 b_radmetropolis: dallas is a perfect example of useless humanity
14.23.17 deojubilate: alas
14.23.17 oceanwestsurfer: Ghostsare spiritual something that science can't explain
14.23.22 gremlin_net: chela2777 is a boring devilworshipper. Who's next....

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 20.55.06 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

13.54.16 julio_n_ikko: look gremlin_net there are two kinds of people in this world...........1) those with imaginary friends and 2) Those without

13.54.32 gremlin_net: julio_n_ikko: I'm without. Go tell your imaginary friend on me.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 20.52.19 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

13.50.48 julio_n_ikko: msregedit the only true bible is the king james version third edition

13.51.53 gremlin_net: The KJVv3 is the onyl true bible; all the other bibles claiming deities existing are wrong.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 20.44.36 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

13.42.42 oceanwestsurfer: Who else do you know that healed the sick and the lame enabled blind to see, the deaf to hear, the mute could talk, and the leprosy was cured, who else do you know that enabled crippled people to walk and whose limbs were shriveled and made whole again?

13.43.03 gremlin_net: oceanwestsurfer: Watson&Crick, Meatbot.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 20.31.37 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

13.30.52 oceanwestsurfer: Delusional is the result of people deceived by demons

OpenTopic :: RE: Looking for help with identifying unknown substance

Author: Ford Prefect
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 14.43.15 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 3

I had no idea your lawsuits decayed into a reddish-brown substance.
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The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 13.36.59 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

06.32.57 silence____: your social security # is the mark

06.36.25 gremlin_net: Let's see if we're all following along. The Mark of Nero, which wasn't given out until the saved were raptured, will be given to all those Americans who never got to heaven? At least all the other countries were saved....

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 12.54.23 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

05.52.44 faisalshehzad9: and so is my promise gremlin that i will burn you so bad that you will repent your birth

05.53.00 gremlin_net: Silly, boring terrorist.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 12.28.11 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

05.24.30 vox_speaks_now: kelvin is what whales eat

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Tuesday 23rd January 2007 06.49.53 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

23.48.26 darktooth172002: Any person who willingly lies in wait and premeditates to take a life deserves to die.

23.48.54 gremlin_net: darktroll is complaining about deities who flood planets again.

OpenTopic :: RE: Looking for help with identifying unknown substance

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Re: Looking for help with identifying unknown substance
Posted: Monday 22nd January 2007 23.54.52 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 3

Ford Prefect wrote:

1) It seems (from the first 9 days of measurements) to have a half-life in the range of around two weeks.

Clearly, it's the average lawsuit against gremlin.net.

OpenTopic :: RE: Looking for help with identifying unknown substance

Author: Hunter
Posted: Monday 22nd January 2007 22.15.53 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 3

The google is failing me right now, but I can understand why this would bother you. I'd want to know, too.

Sounds like you hit the wiki on a day when they were being hit with vantalism. Either that, or someone secretly replaced your wikipedia with the Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

OpenTopic :: Looking for help with identifying unknown substance

Author: Ford Prefect
Subject: Looking for help with identifying unknown substance
Posted: Monday 22nd January 2007 18.01.49 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 3

Okay, here's how it is, bear with me.

I'm currently taking second semester general chemistry, and our first experiment is measuring the half-life of an unknown beta-emitting radioisotope. We are not told what it is, or even supposed to figure out what it is, but I have already determined the following traits:

1) It seems (from the first 9 days of measurements) to have a half-life in the range of around two weeks.

2) It decays from white-ish/clear solution to a reddish brown substance. I do not have a perfect idea of the color/properties of the parent substance because a very small amount was applied in solution to a metal planchette, dried and lacquered over. However, at the beginning of measurements the substance was clear. It has now turned a reddish-brown.

3) Considering the way this was applied, it seems to either be water soluble OR in a soluble ionic compound.

4) We were also told that the daughter material was very likely a stable isotope (although there are no guarantees).

Although we are not required to identify the isotope in question, it will likely drive me nuts if I can't figure this one out. I have tried finding online resources with this sort of information, but with very little luck. So, does anyone know of a good online resource which can help identify unknown substances based on these properties?

PS: I have tried using Wikipedia, but promptly lost faith in any information I might have obtained there when under "Applications of Sodium" the first words were, and I quote, "jason sucks munkey bawls".
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Idiots among Us :: how dra-b tries and fails to help jesus

Author: armageddon_hamster
Subject: how dra-b tries and fails to help jesus
Posted: Monday 22nd January 2007 15.07.14 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

10:02:38 AM b_radmetropolis: generation there means race
10:03:23 AM b_radmetropolis: Verily I say unto you this LINEAGE(Jews) shall not pass till all these things be fullfilled"
10:03:37 AM b_radmetropolis: Jesus was saying the end will come with the destruction of the Jews
10:03:47 AM b_radmetropolis: generation has two meanings
10:03:54 AM b_radmetropolis: in that case it means lineage
10:04:05 AM b_radmetropolis: no generation doesnt mean 20 years idiot
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The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: armageddon_hamster
Posted: Monday 22nd January 2007 11.27.42 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

6:24:50 AM brsouthern: the earth is flat

6:29:46 AM brsouthern: slice an orange twice at 90 degree and you will have four corners

6:30:10 AM aunk_van_ra: LOL but then it's not an sphere anylonger moron

6:30:27 AM brsouthern: my brother has a degree and didnt know that

6:59:32 AM brsouthern: i must get a life

the last one was added for it was funny
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Spam :: Been withdrawn and.

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Been withdrawn and.
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 15.06.58 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

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The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 13.15.23 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

06.12.54 Miss_Nation_Is_Native: yahelite & yahoo was producted by Thailand NOT those bastard zionits

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 12.21.18 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

05.18.38 deojubilate: Statistically speaking, How long would it take a monkey typing one letter per second to finally type the word--evolution

05.20.22 gremlin_net: A monkey would take at least nine seconds. Ten to hit Enter. How long did it take deojubidiot?

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 11.23.10 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

04.22.41 b_radmetropolis: fnord also the earth and sun ring like bells

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 11.11.08 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

04.10.15 id_ologist: more like a balloon, but solid. It expands

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 03.55.28 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

20.54.41 oceanwestsurfer: FELLOW ATHEISTS... GOD LOVES YOU

20.54.53 gremlin_net: oceanwestsurfer is atheistic?

Spam :: RE: Updates updates updates...

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 00.35.57 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

The link to the merch isn't working at swyndle.com, since there's an extra quote in there somewhere. The PIDlink is just http://chicks.swyndle.com which is simpler to remember.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 00.28.25 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

17.27.05 christianhonker: follow the logic here please.... 84% of the entire world knows GOD EXIST. Christainity is the largest religion by almost 1 billion more supporters than the nearest rival making CHRISTIANITY the real religion as the Majority already accepted it as FACT

17.27.35 gremlin_net: When christianhonker puts it in these terms, it suddently seems so simple. 84% of people makebelieve deities; 85% of people will wreck their cars driving faster than 55mph.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 00.25.40 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

17.24.26 christianhonker: so all you people think you are smarter than 1/3 rd of the entire planet which is CHRISTIAN and 84% of the entire planet who knows GOD EXIST yet none of you have any proof of your claims

17.24.49 gremlin_net: How hard is it to be smarter than 1/3 of the planet?

Spam :: Updates updates updates...

Author: Swyndle
Subject: Updates updates updates...
Posted: Sunday 21st January 2007 00.19.43 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

Well, as most of you should be aware by now, I've been working on shirt designs of half-naked, big-boobied, bad ideas for Wasted. Whee! There's some info and images and a place to give me*ahem* us money located at http://wastedinc.com/

In other news there has been an actual update to my site, see it at http://swyndle.com
There's a link to a very short, very not finished comic that I'm not doing anymore until such time as it is feasible, see the update.
Oh, and Sorry Skate, the mecha aren't in it.

Aside from that, time marches on, and there's no 'Spam' category on this here newfangled messageboard thingy.

Later,
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News :: RE: Hovind and wife guilty.

Author: Jurassosaurus
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 22.03.58 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 4

Came across this today. It seemed rather fitting, given the recent news.

News :: RE: Hovind and wife guilty.

Author: Nobiwan
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 20.50.59 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 4

I'm glad the moron is off to jail, but there's only so upset I can get when the moron leader gets all the other morons to give him money. He tried to get the system to give him what he wanted without serving his time under the heel of the bureaucracy, that's what he's being punished for. The only equality in that system is that everyone has to genuflect in triplicate or else go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Quote:

I'll agree that, logically, a law requiring a religion to prove itself to be a religion before it can be a religion which is exempt from things like laws requiring a religion to prove itself to be a religion is a bit of a paradox.

That's what we call a bureaucracy.

Quote:

And, in fact, I was kinda hoping that Hovind would get away with this, just to set that precedent.

It's far too confusing for people to mount a decent fight against it. That's why it works.

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: armageddon_hamster
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 16.02.35 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

11:01:52 AM magicmoneymachine: nothing can be proved empirically
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The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: armageddon_hamster
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 15.20.02 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

crystaldawn792003: bush family got rich in oil because he took over iraq

hoodamanow: It is not the Bush and the politicans keeping the money it is the top families that own the corperations that rule the world with Gold Oil and Drugs..

10:25:21 AM crystaldawn792003: oh my skull is not that small im sorry

will since the bush family was rich long before Iraq then your skull must be very small or full of fluid
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News :: RE: Hovind and wife guilty.

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 03.37.06 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 4

Finally got the badlycoded CMS to load over at pnj.com. And this is just about perfect, I think:

em wrote:

Hovind is in jail because he refused to file for an exemption, get a license, to conduct his ministry, but demanded his God-ordained right to minister without taxation as guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Is it a conflict of interest that David Gibbs makes his own living advising churches on tax matters ? If Hovind won this case, and the first amendment stood ... how much income do you suppose ole David Gibbs would stand to lose ?

Dr. Horton gave the court the zinger. She said, "The Bible doesn't exempt anyone from paying taxes."

Then why is she the Senior Vice-President, and her husband the President, of a tax-exempt organization known as a 501(c)(3) not-for-profit organization that is exempt from federal income taxes? This also means that gifts to Pensacola Christian College are deductible from the donors' taxable income.

Hovind rendered unto God what is Gods and refused to bow the knee and grant the IRS god rule over his tongue.

Isnt it ironic that the same folks that insist the Hovinds should be paying taxes on HIS ministry operate under tax -exempt status themselves?

Hypocrites, who secretly practice wickedness under a show and profession of religion. Dissembled piety is double iniquity, and the ruin that attends it will be accordingly.

You may see them in triumph and joy, triumphing and rejoicing in their wealth and power, their grandeur and success, triumphing and rejoicing over their poor honest neighbours whom they vex and oppress:

Their joy is but for a moment, and will quickly end in endless sorrow

Knowest thou not this of old, since man was placed upon earth, That the triumphing of the wicked is short, and the joy of the hypocrite but for a moment?

Hottest place in hell is reseved for the hypocrites

Doubtless, by now those involved in this case have begun to experience the first wave of horror come in their own lives. Perhaps they have not yet put 2+2 together. .. but soon enough they will. That extra glass of wine to relax.. the antidepressants they take will not soothe them . The inward terror will fester , grow and follow them about withersoever they go .

Psa 105:15 Touch not mine annoined and he that toucheth him toucheth the apple of his eye.. And do my prophets no harm

Folks dont learn. Cursed, separated to all evil, laid under the wrath of God, as it is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men.

Who knows the extent and weight of a divine curse, how far it reaches, how deep it pierces? God's pronouncing a man cursed makes him so; for those whom he curses are cursed indeed.

Yes, it is a sad and sorry day for the Hovinds today.. but prayer needs to go up for the wicked ones involved in this case ..if it were only the wrath of man these folks had invoked.. it would be but a small matter.. but these poor fools have placed themselves under the wrath of the almighty God and there is no escape .....

they know not what they have done to their own lives .

Hovind can count it all joy that he is in tribulation... but his tormenters are forever locked in the iron cage of despair

I'd reply to this comment on their site, but I honestly don't trust the CMS there to hold up long enough for me to post anything. So.

I'll agree that, logically, a law requiring a religion to prove itself to be a religion before it can be a religion which is exempt from things like laws requiring a religion to prove itself to be a religion is a bit of a paradox. And, in fact, I was kinda hoping that Hovind would get away with this, just to set that precedent. Though, now, I can look forward to someone else setting the precedent while Hovind whimpers and blathers in a prison which, while about 98% christworshippers, is also about 1% yeccies against 97% oldearthers who might get a bit tenacious when showing Hovind how to shut the fuck up.

What I really like about the comment above is that, apparently, the retribution for sending Hovind to prison is an eternity in hell; also, said hellbound warlock has predicted that those responsible will develop mental illnesses which can't be treated by antidepressants; thanks for the news, Criswald.

What gets me smirking more than anything, though, is this:

Doctor Dumbass wrote:

If it�s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach

That's pretty cool to hear from a guy who kept maintaining that he had no need to pay the IRS anything; I assume that, should he get an appeal, this courtrecorded evidence that he understands the need to pay taxes will be taken into account.

Man. What a moron.

So. When's Jack Thompson's contempt hearing, again?

News :: RE: Hovind and wife guilty.

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 02.54.58 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 4

News :: Hovind and wife guilty.

Author: Hunter
Subject: Hovind and wife guilty.
Posted: Saturday 20th January 2007 02.09.21 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 4

The news article is kinda messy, and the page sucks, so I'll both link and quote it.

http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070119/NEWS01/701190332/1006

Quote:

10 years for 'Dr. Dino'

Michael Stewart
mstewart@pnj.com
Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind was sentenced Friday afternoon to 10 years in prison on charges of tax fraud.

After a lengthy sentencing hearing that last 5 1/2 hours, U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers ordered Hovind also:

-- Pay $640,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service.

-- Pay the prosecution’s court costs of $7,078.

-- Serve three years parole once he is released from prison.

Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was scheduled to be sentenced. Rodgers postponed her sentencing until March 1 to allow her defense attorney an opportunity to argue possible discrepancies in sentencing guidelines.

Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as "Dr. Dino" asked for the court’s leniency.

“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty in November of 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faced a maximum of 288 years in prison.

Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements and faces a maximum of 225 years in prison.

Kent Hovind, who is incarcerated in the Escambia County Jail, will be assigned to a prison by the Bureau of Prisons. Rodgers recommended Kent Hovind be sent to the prison at Saufley Field in Pensacola so he will be close to his family.

It will be up to the Bureau of Prisons, however, to make that determination.

In November, a jury found Creation Science Evangelism founder Kent Hovind guilty on 58 federal counts, including failing to pay $845,00 in employee-related taxes.

Hovind's wife, Jo Hovind, also was convicted in 44 of the counts involving bank-reporting requirements.

A federal clerk said Thursday U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers will sentence the Hovinds at 9 a.m. today.

Kent Hovind, who has remained in custody at an undisclosed location since his conviction, faces a maximum of 288 years in prison. Jo Hovind could be sentenced to up to 225 years in prison. She has remained free pending sentencing.

It says ten years, but then it also says he faces a maximum of something, so I don't know for sure what's going on. I just know that he's still a bit of a twit.

He's still blogging at http://www.cseblogs.com/ , too.

News :: RE: Oh, you just had to go to Jack Thompson, didn't you?

Author: Hunter
Posted: Friday 19th January 2007 18.43.04 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 8

I guess I figured out what he's doing when he's not sending angry letters to websites about how he found some not-so-lost gamer.

He's giving interviews and trying to stop GTA4 from ever getting made from his fabulous office next to the pool.

That house, by the way, is probably because of his wife.

If I were her, I'd kick him out of the fucking poolhouse, because he's really not doing her any good.

Beware that first link, for it has a rather awful picture right at the top....

The Idiotic Quote of the Month :: RE: January 2007

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Friday 19th January 2007 06.30.50 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 86

23.29.42 man_of_paternwelded_steel: Actually the original term for Vampir was "vanpir" from 19th century Germany.

23.29.53 gremlin_net: man_of_paternwelded_steel: Actually, it wasn't.

News :: RE: Oh, you just had to go to Jack Thompson, didn't you?

Author: Gremlin
Posted: Thursday 18th January 2007 22.49.27 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 8

Thompson might win a case against people who have no money. His troubles begin when the defendants have actual lawyers.

News :: RE: Oh, you just had to go to Jack Thompson, didn't you?

Author: Jurassosaurus
Posted: Thursday 18th January 2007 22.11.49 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 8

Hmm, the Animal Crossing reference brings up an interesting point. How come Thompson hasn't jumped on Second Life? There's a game where you really do take on another life. You can even make real money by doing things in the game (e.g. selling land).

Maybe it's because the game is free. He probably figures a lawsuit to be pointless since the creators have no money.

News :: RE: Oh, you just had to go to Jack Thompson, didn't you?

Author: Nobiwan
Posted: Thursday 18th January 2007 21.25.02 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 8

I bet they were all wearing black trenchcoats, too. 'Cuz black trenchcoats are, like, inherently evil, or something. Just like MMORPGs and heavy metal and, um, anything kids do to annoy their anal-retentive parents.

::shakes head and walks away::

Idiots among Us :: Some people are slow

Author: Gremlin
Subject: Some people are slow
Posted: Thursday 18th January 2007 19.28.37 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

12.22.52 gremlin_net: BILL GATES IS AN ATHIESET AND WINDOWS SUCKS LAWL!!!1
12.23.01 hal9000servicelogician: use a notepad, lemon
12.23.09 forty_six_an2: � lol hal
12.23.12 mary_was_no_virgin: ƒ stealing my farewells
12.23.14 hellsvampbiker: yes but hes filthy rich hehehehee
12.23.14 abaddon_73: then to go ahead and teach that lie to other children is WRONG
12.23.25 diannek1960: gremlin why bash gates
12.23.27 johnleescastle: U I actively oppose the secular humanistic indoctrination of children within the public schools. I think that is child abuse.
12.23.30 hal9000servicelogician: spawn makes another good point demonstrating our social nature; we take turns
12.23.31 abaddon_73: people should be allowed to grow up before being brainwashed
12.23.32 gremlin_net: diannek1960: To fool morons.
12.23.36 hal9000servicelogician: no god, yet we take turns
12.23.37 hal9000servicelogician: why?
12.23.38 diannek1960: are you jealous because you dont have his money?
12.23.41 hal9000servicelogician: why not just hog the mic?
12.23.42 abaddon_73: it's only fair
12.23.42 gremlin_net: diannek1960: Nope.
12.23.48 gremlin_net: diannek1960: Keep guessing.
12.24.04 hellsvampbiker: maybe bill gates is god !!!!!!!............hehehehe
12.24.09 hal9000servicelogician: doug, or you rationalize like lemon does
12.24.14 hal9000servicelogician: let her speak, guys
12.24.15 johnleescastle: U Theism is logical.
12.24.17 lady_knight_ofthe_old_religion: Bill Gates IS God.
12.24.19 diannek1960: because his windows or this software get more viruses then a human being
12.24.22 hal9000servicelogician: she is not preachy\
12.24.25 gremlin_net: diannek1960: Nope.
12.24.30 johnleescastle: U lemon, right on!
12.24.33 spawn_of_toad: everything is logical within what we know
12.24.37 hal9000servicelogician: catholics usually follow the method of Aquinas and Augustine
12.24.37 diannek1960: because of the cookies
12.24.42 gremlin_net: diannek1960: Nope.
12.24.46 forty_six_an2: � get your own material lemon
12.24.52 hal9000servicelogician: rational though it may seem, its a classic apologist rationalization
12.24.57 johnleescastle: U <<has own material
12.25.00 mary_was_no_virgin: ƒ porn cookies are my fave flave.
12.25.09 hellsvampbiker: religion based on a history book
12.25.09 diannek1960: well you know i am limited in thinking tell me wise gremlin
12.25.19 lyn1533: Phychology and religion, surely! Not logic. People are religious because they need to believe there's something more to life, don't they? Others like me believe that there is nothing else
12.25.22 hellsvampbiker: thats all a bible is
12.25.36 gremlin_net: diannek1960: To fool morons. I already told you that. Let us know when it gets from your eyes to your brain.
12.25.39 hellsvampbiker: a storybook
12.25.42 johnleescastle: U Tex is a known misogynist.
12.25.43 lyn1533: But it's all up for the debate. Hence the title of this chat room - Religion.
12.25.44 diannek1960: lol