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Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Phenylketonurics: contains phenylalnine. Your cancelled cheque is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Use only as directed; intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal. Avoid contact with skin. Road construction ahead. Open other end. This might hurt a bit. Dealer participation may affect final price. May not be present in all tap water. Sanitised for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Park at your own risk. Risk at your own park. Employees and their families and friends are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. You must win to be present. You must present winning present at present. 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You may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it. Do not use near open flame. Management not responsible for loss, damage, or theft. Maximum speeding fine: $350. Maybe you'll marry; maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children; maybe you won't. Maybe you'll marry your children. Weight before cooking. All your base are belong to us. Terms are subject to change without notice. Someone set us up the bomb. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. We have kosher and non-kosher foods. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Prizes are not redeemable for cash equivalent. All taxes become liability of the winner. Handicapped parking - tow zone. Product is provided 'as is' without any warranties. User assumes full responsibility. 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WARNING: may cause cirrhosis of the liver, inflammation of the brain, heart damage, pancreatic damage, kidney damage, spleen implosion or explosion, thyroid combustion, severe nasal hair growth, blindness, eruptia, pregnancy, infertility, fecal incontinence, impotence, loss of genitalia and/or hermaphroditism, hair loss, skin blemishes, bone deformity, throat cancer, ulcers, hangnails, bladder leakage, sores, scabs, elephantiasis, hepatitis, conjunctivitis, gingivitis, appendicitis, bronchitis, and/or athlete's foot. Not recommended for children, adults, senior citisens, animals, insects, plants, or dead people. Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Your call is important to us; please wait for the next available representative. Sealed with printed foil for your protection. Keep away from open flames. GREMPIRE WARNING: (1) ACCORDING THE THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES DURING PREGNANCY BECAUSE OF THE RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS. (2) CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IMPAIRS YOUR ABILITY TO DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY, AND MAY CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS. (3) DRINKING CHEAP AMERICAN BEER WILL TURN YOU INTO A HILLBILLY NAMED WALLY WHO HITS ON UGLY CHICKS BY ASKING THEM WHO THEIR DADDY IS. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit/ 49 degrees Celsius. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Your EMail session may be monitored at the Grempire's discretion. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Smoking this article could be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. Not to be used as a life preserver. Intel inside. No salt, MSG, artificial colour or flavouring added. 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