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Posted by Gremlin in What's New on Saturday, 19th February 2005 at 12.33 pm Zulu Time
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MICHAEL FORSYTH
86 MAIN STREET
CANAAN, CONNECTICUT 06018-2460
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WANTED: FOR VIOLATION OF USCODE18.875--TRANSMISSION OF INTERSTATE THREATS


SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED DISHONEST AND EXTREMELY STUPID


UPON ENCOUNTERING SUSPECT, MAKE NO ATTEMPT TO TAKE THE LITTLE MORON SERIOUSLY.

ENTER

TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 41 > Sec. 875.

Sec. 875. - Interstate communications

(a)

Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any demand or request for a ransom or reward for the release of any kidnapped person, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

(b)

Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

(c)

Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

(d)

Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to injure the property or reputation of the addressee or of another or the reputation of a deceased person or any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both

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