I didn't really notice this plebeian right away, but I've included its initial blathering to set the mood leading up to the laughable suck....

kigxd1* <arrives>
kigxd1: who's the old hag talking??????
kigxd1: an old hag
kigxd1: silly analogies
kigxd1: we are just machines
kigxd1: we are machines in love with life
kigxd1: too much lsd
kigxd1: any one into chaos magick????
kigxd1: THE TRUTH OF EXISTENCE IS WITHOUT WORDS
kigxd1: WODS ARE THE PROBLEM
kigxd1: YOUR WORDS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING
kigxd1: THEY DONT EXPLAIN ANYTHING
kigxd1: SEMANTICAL
kigxd1: THERE IS NO DEFINITIONS
kigxd1: THERE IS NO CAUSE
kigxd1: NO DEFINNITION
kigxd1: WHO CARES
kigxd1: SILLY TALK
kigxd1: ETERNAL SMERNAL
kigxd1: LIFE GOD LIFE GOD
kigxd1: i am god
kigxd1: REAL IS NOT REAL
kigxd1: IT IS REAL THAT THERE IS
kigxd1: IT IS REAL
kigxd1: IM AM NOT A REALLY REAL
kigxd1: WHY JESUS
kigxd1: DEMONSTRATE SMECHONSTARETE
kigxd1: LA LAEL LAY ME LA LAEY ME
kigxd1: SEXY SEX SOOKO
kigxd1: i'll ezplain it
kigxd1: i am god
kigxd1: who challenges my existence
kigxd1: mofongo mondongo
kigxd1: sexy is sex
kigxd1: south of the border what do youget?
kigxd1: what is tantra?
kigxd1: sexhex
kigxd1: sexbecks
kigxd1: why so much sex on tv in channel 13?
kigxd1: because sex cells!!!!!
kigxd1: sex is biology
kigxd1: dear almighty benevolent universe i bow down to you and thank you for being alive
kigxd1: hello
kigxd1* <leaves the room>
kigxd1* <arrives>
kigxd1: May the universe awake from its fetal slumber and fulfill my very deepest desires coincedences of all kinds everything falls into place to give forth conclusions that I so much yearn 'cause this is all a dream.
kigxd1: May the universe awake from its fetal slumber & fulfill my very deepest desires and borne of chaos systems rise to nourish my thoghts with organizing power coincedences of all kinds everything falls into place to give forth conclusions that I so much yearn 'cause this is all a dream.
kigxd1: any one would like to talk to god right now?
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Sure. Have it call me. It should know my number, if it's omniscient.
kigxd1: gremlin i will have a message for you shortly
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Okay....
kigxd1: gremlin you suffer from an ailment
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Which one?
gremlin_net: kigxd1: And how was that an answer?
kigxd1: these are the words delivered to me from an oracle
kigxd1: you ready????
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Oh. You're a paganistic magicuser? I was afraid you were a christworshipper at first.
kigxd1: biconcavity
gremlin_net: kigxd1: And what's that?
kigxd1: breathwise
kigxd1: chest
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope. Your deities suck.
kigxd1: I would say there is problem with your lungs
gremlin_net: kigxd1: You'd be wrong.
kigxd1: sorry below your chest
kigxd1: it is your abdomen
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Your deities were wrong? Wow. Okay. And now?
kigxd1: ask a question
gremlin_net: kigxd1: What am I wearing?
kigxd1: no yes or nos
gremlin_net: kigxd1's deities really, really suck....
kigxd1: it is something you use a fabric whitener and it is of many colors
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope. Wanna guess again?
kigxd1: naked
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope. One more try, then you officially suck.
kigxd1: u r arabic decent
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Wrong again. I'm wearing a slate oxford over a black Lenore TShirt, black 501s and tankerboots. Your deities blow.
kigxd1: arabic decent?
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope.
gremlin_net: kigxd1: How long have your deities been morons?
gremlin_net: I guess kigxd1 gave up makebelieving its deities....
kigxd1: u ethnobilogist
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope.
gremlin_net: kigxd1: All done makebelieving that your deities suck?
kigxd1: gremlin your name is carl
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Wrong.
kigxd1: chinese
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope.
kigxd1: caucasian for sure
gremlin_net: I'm seriously starting to hope that kigxd1 is a bot....
kigxd1: i am two bots
gremlin_net: kigxd1: You're an imbecile.
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Are your deities of suck all done misguessing shit about me yet?
kigxd1: oracle technical difficulties
gremlin_net: kigxd1: So, technically they suck? I see.
kigxd1: ocd
gremlin_net: kigxd1: So far, your deities have failed to guess my phonenumber, my 'ailment', my clothes, my nationality, and my name. That's zero for five, notwithstanding multiple wrong guesses on most of those. You, and they, suck utterly.
kigxd1: gremling you wash your hands
kigxd1: you cashier
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope. I actually don't. Apart from just taking baths.
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Not a cashier. Seven totally wrong now.
kigxd1: u don't believe
gremlin_net: kigxd1: That's one for eight.
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Though that one was a bit of a given.
kigxd1: u are celibate
gremlin_net: kigxd1: One for nine.
kigxd1: unvoluntarily
gremlin_net: kigxd1: One for ten.
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Hang on. Lemee count this up to be fair....
kigxd1: chastest
kigxd1: discontent
kigxd1: u try to destigmatize
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Nope and Nope. Hang on: counting. And I can't trust your deities to get the number right.
kigxd1: checkmate
kigxd1: bisexual
kigxd1: ur wife
kigxd1: boxthorn
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Looks like your deities are now something like 1/19. Wanna keep guessing?
kigxd1: bookworm
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/20
kigxd1: betty
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/21
kigxd1: u crashed collision
kigxd1: contusion
kigxd1: gremlin u'r very quiet all of a sudden
kigxd1: the gods have spoken
gremlin_net: kigxd1: I went off to take a leak. Your deities didn't tell you? 1/23
kigxd1: no collision
kigxd1: no crash
kigxd1: no contusion?
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Right; your deities were wrong about those.
kigxd1: your friend is a comedian
kigxd1: playing
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/24
kigxd1: sheesh!
kigxd1: no underweear
kigxd1: u are sterile?
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/26
kigxd1* <leaves the room>
gremlin_net: Troll all gone.
gremlin_net: I'll give it a minute to see if it returns....
kigxd1* <arrives>
gremlin_net: There it is....
kigxd1: there it is????
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Anything else your makebelieved deities wanna be dead wrong about?
kigxd1: cardiogram
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/27
gremlin_net: kigxd1: I'm cutting you off after X/100, to be fair about it.
kigxd1: bought dasies
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/28
kigxd1: hide your bear by your bike
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/29
kigxd1: beer
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/30
gremlin_net: I guess kigxd1 gave up.
kigxd1: i am updating software
gremlin_net: kigxd1: Your deities run on software?
gremlin_net: I guess kigxd1 is done sucking now....

Twenty minutes later....

kigxd1: hh
kigxd1* is back
gremlin_net: kigxd1 came back? Maybe it'll suck some more....
kigxd1: 43 years old
gremlin_net: kigxd1: 1/31
kigxd1* <leaves the room>
gremlin_net: I think kigxd1 is gone for good this time....
gremlin_net: Okay. Posting the stupidity to http://gremlin.net now....

Forgot to add tags for this stupid entry.