So, I woke up and only had a couple cans of soda before making coffee. Then I noticed that the coffee had mould in it. Which I oppose. Then I ran vinegar through the machine to kill the mould. Then I forgot and came really close to drinking twenty-four ounces of boiling vinegar. Which I oppose even more.

So, two cans of Coke and a gallon of coffee are not apparently enough to wake me up enough to remember running vinegar through the machine, preventing me from thinking I should drink the stuff. And that concerns me a little.

Loosely on the subject, I ran across this. Or, technically, I stumble!ed upon it. Hunter found it yesterday and approved it, so I was able to track it down through her recommendations....

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 93% Riddler 91% Two-Face 86% Dr. Doom 85% Venom 80% Lex Luthor 80% Magneto 72% Apocalypse 70% Dark Phoenix 68% Mr. Freeze 67% Green Goblin 66% Catwoman 62% Mystique 58% Kingpin 53% Poison Ivy 48% Juggernaut 38%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

At a guess, I nearly got Riddler largely because I've got a cane. Now I kinda wonder what Swyndle would get, supposing he sees this [he's been offline a lot lately]; he's generally more jokerish than I am, except that he's less inclined to kill random bystanders with abandon to get things done. Which is to say that, if he kills random bystanders, there's probably more of an actual reason behind it. Me, I figure the less niggling moralistic rules, the better.

Anyway: I gotta go get rid of this boiling vinegar now. Possibly as part of some brilliant evil plot to, like, kill Mouldy Americans in the pipes leading outta the sink. Oh yes: they will pay....

More later....

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