Please try the following:
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Click the
Refresh
button and if that does not work please read below.
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If you typed the page address in the address bar, make sure that
it is spelled correctly, that the dots are in the right place and that you
remembered the "http://". If everything looks correct and it still does
not work, please continue below.
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To check your connection settings, unplug your modem from the telephone jack
then plug in your telephone to the telephone jack. Lift the receiver. If
you hear a dial tone, this portion is installed correctly. Unplug the telephone
from the jack and plug your modem back in. It is entirely possible you screwed
up the DNS, dial-up and URL [Unbelievably Retarded Language] addresses
for your Incompetent Service Provider [ISP].
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Your Network Administrator does not know what an idiot you are but will be
happy to examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
If you would like your computer manufacturer's overpaid technicians
to screw everything up, click
Screw everything up
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Some sites require you to register your IQ [Incompetency Quotient]
within 90 days of your computer's purchase. Click the Windows menu
and then click Windows IQ to determine what compatibility level your
brain has with your computer.
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If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running
Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive
C:. On the Menu select "Format".
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Click the
Back
button to try another link.
Cannot find server or DNS Error
Internet Exploder
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