Why am I here?

[Hunter]

If you're sitting there wondering what, exactly, just happened to you when you were trying to get to coffeechick.com, evilcoffeechick.com or hunter.gremlin.net...well, you're either an unfortunate casualty, or an idiot.

You may be here because you accidentally managed to find something that resulted in a 403 error...which is kinda what this post is. A 403 error.

You may be here because you're supposed to be here. Because you're either bizzi-trolled-to-much-and-got-banned, or you're coming from his site [not that he's ever linked me [as of the writing of this post] but I might as well, just because I can].

So, welcome to my special 403. Don't you feel special?

If you feel you've reached this in error, you can register [if you aren't already] and post about it, and I'll see what I can do.

If, however, you're the person that got banned...well, I already know that you won't actually register and post [which you can't do without registering, and it's funny watching you try]. That just cramps your [post-backbutton-maybechangename-postOMGimanoneemuz2un00bteehee] style.

...and if you're just reading this because, hey, it's here...you can find out why this became necessary here -- updated to include the most recent stupidity.

Last edited by Hunter on Friday 5th May 2006 02.19.21; edited 2 times in total

[Gremlin]

For those wondering why this has jumped to eight hundred hits in three days, the following IPs are being rerouted here, having proved incapable of learning not to spam the blogues:

70.26.43.85 [cpe001111a9e014-cm001225d8a932.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com]: bizztard
70.26.43.90 [cpe0011e6ee1f1f-cm0011e6ee1f1e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com]: bizztard again
64.230.30.14 [ottawa-hse-ppp261075.sympatico.ca]: someone bizztard has talked into helping to spam from another location
213.33.239.9 [213.33.239.9.adsl-spb.net.rol.ru]: some spamtroll in Russia who couldn't stop abusing the trackback feed at gremlin.net/main

The Russian spamtroll, having hit gremlin.net and not coffeechick.com, can't leave this thread. The Canadians--bizztroll and its pet moron--aren't smart enough to find their own ways out.

The static IPs listed above are for informational purposes only; using them to do malicious things to these idiots' computers is illadvised and prohibited. Just in case anyone listens to me....