Posted by Gremlin [12.254.24.80 - 12-254-24-80.client.attbi.com] on 21 January 2002 at 02.26.34 ZuluTime:
cobra8222 says, u want someone to pull god out of their ass and hand it to u
cobra8222 says, well that not going to happen
lissianthus says, drwidget
LlynyaCariad says, cobra8222, that's about how it works.
there_is_no_god6969 says, cobra.. yup, if that's where it is.
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GremlinDotNet says, onetoolfan: that's the theodicy. And it makes very little sense.
there_is_no_god6969 says, cobra.. then there is no god.
cobra8222 says, what u mean there
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happygrl_30 says, hello ....there_is_no_god
ItzJustMeSandy says,
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drwidget2001 says, my two cents...
there_is_no_god6969 says, cobra.. if you can't pull it out of your ass, it's not there
lissianthus says, happy?
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: you're wilfully disobeying the bible?
cobra8222 says, lol
LlynyaCariad says, ItzJustMeSandy, don't hold your breath. ;}
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cobra8222 says, how gremlin
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ItzJustMeSandy says,
fides_quarens_intellectum says, hold that thot...brb
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: the bible tells you to prove all things.
ItzJustMeSandy says, I guess not, Llynya...
You tell cobra8222 is not available
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cobra8222 says, and then ill believe u
LlynyaCariad says, ItzJustMeSandy, you were probably saved something stoopid.
fred_flinstonensis says, Boy i sure LOVE looking at happy's boobs
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bi_bah_be_loo_bah says, =.)
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rhysji says, yakety yakety yak
LlynyaCariad says, cobra8222 says tell me, then I'll believe.
ItzJustMeSandy says, lol...probably..
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: it doesn't tell you how to do it; just that you must.
lissianthus says, happy has her boobs out?
fred_flinstonensis says, They are very nice
drwidget2001 says, is god "evil" in a sence of the word
LlynyaCariad says, ItzJustMeSandy ;}
happygrl_30 says, :O
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lissianthus says, have i disappeared again?
knight_of_baawa says, No lissian
ItzJustMeSandy says, I see ya, lissi
lissianthus says, thanks knight
happygrl_30 says, no liss
drwidget2001 says, I can see you liss, figurativly
zenpunk says, gump says one point at a time
happygrl_30 says, damnitt liss .did you get what i said about sarh??:(
LlynyaCariad says, happygrl's on cam?
drwidget2001 says, I cant spell, sorry
zenpunk says, not a bad idea whenever possible
lissianthus says, no happy
lissianthus says, did she have her surgery?
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GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: so why aren't you proving all things?
fred_flinstonensis says, <------looking at happy's photo album
rhysji says, are we lagging?
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fred_flinstonensis says, mmmmmmmmmmmmm YUMMY
cobra8222 says, prove to me that what u say is true
vanilla_spice_girl_4_u says, hi all
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LlynyaCariad says, You'd think happygrl's album would be old news. ;}
lissianthus says, hi vanilla
happygrl_30 says, no liss.I didn't get thru..either the number is down wrong.or noone was home
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: if I prove to you that the bible tells you to prove all things, will you prove to me that your deity exists?
rhysji says, hi
lissianthus says, boobs are never old news
colorofjanuary says, "Years ago our young boys in the military had to go to foreign lands to get a tattoo, now tattoo parlors are everywhere because our nation here in the U.S.A. has opened its doors to many heathen practices and false religions."
LlynyaCariad says, Hah liss.
fred_flinstonensis says, I haven't been online in about a month though
cobra8222 says, deal gremlin
lissianthus says, happy, she was supposed to have her surgery on the 18th
happygrl_30 says, you would think..Lynya
joey10toes2000 says, Hiya to you all,how are you doing?
You tell rendao1977 is not available
fred_flinstonensis says, liss are you lez or somethin?
LlynyaCariad says, happygrl ;}
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: I Th 5.21
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cobra8222 says, im looking
colorofjanuary says, so all of you heathens with tattoos....
colorofjanuary says, you're screwed.
ItzJustMeSandy says, <--has "heathen tattoos"...
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: okay.
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rhysji says, hi joey. fine thanks n u?
drwidget2001 says, define false religion??
happygrl_30 says, oh...thats right.....damn she could @ least log on and let everyone know she is ok
colorofjanuary says, YAY SANDY!
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LlynyaCariad says, Like I didn't know I was a heathen.
lissianthus says, whats with januarys posts?
colorofjanuary says, lissi....reading them off the bible.com website.
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: so. Your turn....
ItzJustMeSandy says, and I'm screwed too...;)
colorofjanuary says, i think they're funny, so i'm posting them back.
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colorofjanuary says, oooooooo. sandy.....god doesn't like sex either!
knight_of_baawa says, It's the fact that we're seeing the HTML tags, color
drwidget2001 says, I should show you guys my heritic shirt
colorofjanuary says, you are?
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knight_of_baawa says, Yes
lissianthus says, but there are
knight_of_baawa says, The bold tags
lissianthus says, wo
colorofjanuary says, ah hell.
rhysji says, LOL
ItzJustMeSandy says,
colorofjanuary says, does it work now?
knight_of_baawa says, Not seeing them now
colorofjanuary says, better?
colorofjanuary says, fucking yahoo
drwidget2001 says, dum dee dum
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dark_khedlar says, backish
colorofjanuary says, it's been pissing me off all day. maybe that's a sign.
lissianthus says, had an ant on me!
rhysji says, la-de-da
fred_flinstonensis says, I had an aunt on me
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ItzJustMeSandy says, I thought we were just seeing a few extra 's..lol
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LlynyaCariad would go do something else, if there were something else to do....
ItzJustMeSandy says, b's that is...
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ItzJustMeSandy says, fuckers...
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god_is_alive_and_well_thank_you says, :))
colorofjanuary says, it's really scary to me that people would pray against tattoos they've gotten to make sure that the "enemy" is not in them.
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colorofjanuary says, that seems sort of...like a mental illness.
knight_of_baawa says, blue
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colorofjanuary says, blue
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ItzJustMeSandy says, Young'n :X
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GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: I'm waiting....
fred_flinstonensis says, sigh
LlynyaCariad says, What's he looking up?
lissianthus says, jan, i like your new font color, i could never see you before
colorofjanuary says, cool. i thought i was gonna get DENIED. :)
colorofjanuary says, really? i always kept it just black before, lissi.
knight_of_baawa says, Hmmm...in the NFC Championship game are two teams which used to be coached by Dick Vermeil
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colorofjanuary says, i just changed it for the helluvit.
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GremlinDotNet says, Lly: cobra8222 didn't believe that the bible contained the phrase 'prove all things'. We've got a contract. If I proved that the bible stated that [see I Th 5.21 for the proof], then he would prove his deity to exist. Now he appears to be welching out....
cobra8222 says, gremlin it says test all things; hold fast what is good
LlynyaCariad says, Ah. Sounds familiar.
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GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: the KJV reads 'prove all things'.
lissianthus says, yah it does
rhysji says, hmmmm
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colorofjanuary says, actually, cobra, my bible...right here....the HOLY BIBLE....says prove all things.
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rhysji says, guess i am invisible, lagging, or some other yahoo glitch
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: perhaps you should have closed a few loopholes before you entered into this deal....
cobra8222 says, no
cobra8222 says, it says to test
colorofjanuary says, *L* grem.
cobra8222 says, not prove
colorofjanuary says, that would have been too easy.
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cobra8222 says, it dosent say that if u cant prove to think it not real and get rid of
drwidget2001 says, okay im back
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: then you are no branded as a welcher. The KJV explicitly states 'prove all things'.
LlynyaCariad says, Are we even sure cobra8222 knows what translation to check?
fred_flinstonensis says, cobra just look it up in the original greek
fred_flinstonensis says, hold on I will
drwidget2001 says, what amusing retoric have i missed
GremlinDotNet says, now*
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cobra8222 says, gremlin u interpreted something else
LlynyaCariad says, And then my brained turned itself off.
cobra8222 says, and that dosent mean im wrong
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cobra8222 says, but ill still tell u why he exsists
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cobra8222 says, hes real because there is so much we cant explain and test that theres no way it all just appeared
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LlynyaCariad says, I still want to take all the theists back to grade school so they can learn grammar skills...
colorofjanuary says, because you feel him inside you, like hot chocolate, or because he does things for you?
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: the deal was that if I proved that the bible contained the phrase 'prove all things', you would prove your deity to exist. I never even promised that it would be a christian bible; it could have been a sports bible for all it mattered. You're lucky you got this much. Now fulfill the terms of our contract.
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bi_bah_be_loo_bah says, :O
colorofjanuary says, i left the doing things one alone, lly.
ItzJustMeSandy says, So things you can't explain..just fill em in with the god of the gaps?
cobra8222 says, i did gremlin
cobra8222 says, and dang u a slow typer
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colorofjanuary says, sue him, Grem.
cobra8222 says, and i never signed anything if u want to go there
salient2 says, why is the fact you are ignorant evidence for a god
god_is_alive_and_well_thank_you says, so was this G-d personal
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: you haven't proved a deity to exist--yours or any other. And you must explicitly prove *yours* to exist.
colorofjanuary says, unfortunately, cobra, witnesses mean everything in courts.
thinkso_32 says, Gremlin, I can appreciate your desire to grill those who believe in the Christian God (or ANY God for that matter), but the truth is, the KJV is not a good English translation for the phrase "
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: I think I have enough eyewitnesses to the agreement; shall we test that?
LlynyaCariad says, I wonder if I could be a lawyer...
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LlynyaCariad says, Lots of stupidity there.
LlynyaCariad says, I'd probably crack.
colorofjanuary says, i know lots of lawyers....need one, grem?
cobra8222 says, where did the ground come from
lissianthus says, well since even grem doesnt read hebrew, its all he has
GremlinDotNet says, thinkso_32: immaterial; the deal had nothing to do with the best translation.
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: habeas dei. Now.
colorofjanuary says, *LOL*
colorofjanuary says, Now.
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colorofjanuary says, This is going to go on the message board, isn't it?
GremlinDotNet says, colorofjanuary: oh yes....
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colorofjanuary says, I read those things religiously. No pun intended.
fred_flinstonensis says, It means (drum roll please) PROVE
LlynyaCariad says, colorofjanuary, oh come on.... ;}
GremlinDotNet says, colorofjanuary: I'm done fucking about with these plebeians. If they can't figure out basic logic, I'll hit them with basic law.
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storms_0_0 says, what message board?
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GremlinDotNet says, storms_0_0: http://board.grem.tv
colorofjanuary says, I know, Lly....it was REALLY bad....
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LlynyaCariad says, Heh.
cobra8222 says, gremlin
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: are you refusing to prove your deity to exist?
colorofjanuary still watches for the proof
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colorofjanuary says, It would actually be REALLY cool if someone could do it.
cobra8222 says, i already did but u not listening
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GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: I didn't see your proof. Repost it.
LlynyaCariad says, All I saw was "where did the ground come from"
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fred_flinstonensis says, It antonym is "apodokimazo" which means "to disprove"
colorofjanuary says, "where did the ground come from" was it.
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LlynyaCariad says, Last I checked, that was a question. A stoopid one at that.
cobra8222 says, u never said i hade to add to it
cobra8222 says, i gave u what i believe
rhysji says, yep, sure enuf, there's a so-called quote from Leviticus...sez don't get tattoos, you no-good sinners
lissianthus says, why does it not bug the believers that absolutely no one can find proof?
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LlynyaCariad says, cobra8222, you said *you* would.
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: you have to prove your deity to exist. That's the deal.
ItzJustMeSandy says, <--no good sinner...
cobra8222 says, i just did
cobra8222 says, i proved
rhysji says, me too, lol
LlynyaCariad says, ItzJustMeSandy, heathen too.
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fred_flinstonensis says, cobra8222 did you catch that? "test" is a mistranslation of the word dokimazo
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ItzJustMeSandy says, infidel
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: meanwhile, we've concluded that, from the Hebrew, the statement in the bible is, in fact, 'prove all things'.
knight_of_baawa says, Because the believers are insulated via feel-good ideas, lissian
fred_flinstonensis says, which version of the bible are you reading?
lissianthus says, only believers sin, so dont worry
drwidget2001 says, <---sins often
cobra8222 says, not in my bible gremlin
salient2 says, cobra8222 ignorance only proves ignorance not god
thinkso_32 says, fred...apparently cobra is not considering that small but salient fact.
fred_flinstonensis says, GremlinDotNet it's actually from the greek
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: you've got the only copy of the bible which is correct?
colorofjanuary says, lissi....that's why i'm not christian anymore. for all the fundies i knew, not one of them could use anything tangible to describe or prove god...so i gave up.
LlynyaCariad says, Neat.
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GremlinDotNet says, Fred: Greek; I stand corrected.
cobra8222 says, no
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: which version have you got?
cobra8222 says, there so many gremlin i cant keep track
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GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: which version contains 'test all things'?
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cobra8222 says, im a methodist
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: that's your fault; which bible states 'test all things'?
lissianthus says, i never even thought to look for proof till someone asked if i had ever found any
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fred_flinstonensis says, cobra8222 so in other words, you would prefer a mistranslation of the original which makes you feel better, or scores a debate point, rather than the correct translation whcih puts you in a pickle?
fred_flinstonensis says, typical
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cobra8222 says, fred what the hell are u talking about
ItzJustMeSandy says, pickle sounds good right about now..
cobra8222 says, that my religions bible
ignaciojr2002 says, no preachin lol
lissianthus says, oh man yah, with a grilled cheese sammich
cobra8222 says, get a life
ItzJustMeSandy says,
cobra8222 says, im not
rhysji says, mmmm....pickle....
GremlinDotNet says, cobra8222: you know what...nevermind. I think I've conclusively proved you to be an idiot, a liar, and a fraud. Prosecution rests; this transcript will be made available at http://board.grem.tv