Posted by wolfeman_psycho [129.1.253.48 - dhcp-253-48.bgsu.edu] on 13 February 2002 at 01.17.58 ZuluTime:
The Rumor Mill- A recent occurrence has led this reporter down a trail of dead ends, lies, and conspiracy. With the absence of certain named and unamed members of the Grempire, many people have begun speculating, wondering, and dare I say guessing about the whereabouts of various Grempire personnel. I recieved a suspicious email from the CIA (cockafella_30@yahoo.com) stating that the Grempire was in custody of various people smarter than himself. It turns out that almost everyone is smarter than cockafella (minus one bubble-boy and two savants), so it left the field wide open for my search. Not knowing where I should start, I picked the only logical place I could think of. Various conspiracy websites run by ex-military psychos and paranoid schizophrenics. It seems that the roots of the Grempire run much deeper than originally known by most. I would go into specifics, but the NSA technology would trace my connection and implant various "Try AOL For Free" icons on my computer. Knowing how devious the little virginia farm boys are, I'd like to keep my distance from them. I will, however, like to pass out some vague [dis]information. Not because it is the right thing to do, but because it's time for a little prevarication. >:) So, here goes: It turns out that there are ties between the Warren Commission, The Trilateral Commission, The Grempire, and Draconians. It was first suggested tome that Gremlin's reptiles were merely shape-changing draconians. I didn't believe it at first until I witnessed a V. indicus displaying more intelligence than a room full of Christians. There is just something scary about an animal that doesn't look like a mammal, andI'm sure most people would agree (ask Dr. Dino). So, where did the Grempire go? Well, the only evidence we are left with are a few emails, some posts and what appears to be a trail of disgruntled theists. Knowing that all of these can be untrustworthy at times, I decided to rely on intuition. My gut feeling says that there are only two things that could keep gremlin offline, a deity or an alien. Knowing that there is more evidence for aliens than deities, I'm going with aliens (aliens appear to be much smarter than deities, typically). So, is there and probing, prodding, or removing of limbs? I have a feeling that as long as Hunter has acess to a potentially lethal weapon, things will be good for them. I'll keep this thread updated, as news is pouring in every hour (no wait, those are idiots...)anyway.... -wolfeman_psycho