Posted by Swift Claw [208.216.106.154 - ip208216106-154.corb.net] on 05 January 2002 at 01.03.39 ZuluTime:
On the subject of fire, I found the article below on the same newspaper page that reported about the huge tire fire in Fountain me and a friend drove by on Wednesday night, and yet another article on Columbine.
"I watched it for about an hour and a half," said Sharon Turano, who lives two blocks north of the warehouses. "It was kind of pretty-looking."
Yeah, we thought so, too. That's why we got off the highway, bought some hot chocolate at 7-11, ("Bet that place is getting more business than usual tonight.") and drove around a bit. He he he. Big flames.
The thing below I thought might be of some interest. I seem to recall seeing something on the Chick website sharing the same views. In general, Rich Tosches seems like an annoying Dave Barry wannabe whose only jokes are to sarcastically hint said person is said animal. This is one of the only two articles I've actually found funny; the other one was about the testing of some new NORAD program with the acyronym BONG.

Gazette Telegraph.
~Swift Claw
(FeatherRaptor)