The All New
Featherless Chicken
Posted by Jurassosaurus [63.184.4.149 - sdn-ap-001caburbP1165.dialsprint.net] on 22 May 2002 at 03.54.29 ZuluTime:
Well thanks to some Israeli geneticists, your days of constant chicken plucking will soon be over. Introducing:
This remarkable critter comes complete with 98% featherless coat and hot pink skin. Standing just short of a normal friar, these barren birds maintain boiler chicken growth rates, without the worry of overheating. Order now and we'll send you an Aztec hairless dog free of charge. No more worries about dog hair on the carpet with this baby. Order your's today!
Note: Featherless chicken and hairless dog should not be kept in cold or temperate environments. Israeli geneticists are not responsible for the death of your animals due to hypothermia. In the event an Aztec hairless dog is not available, it will be replaced with a hairless cat (Sphynx). All credit orders are subject to approval.