Posted by Hunter [65.186.201.54 - dsl-65-186-201-54.telocity.com] on 16 June 2002 at 09.49.41 ZuluTime:

milkywaypioneer: oh girl please marry me
     Hunter: Nope, can't. Sorry.
     milkywaypioneer: why can't??
     milkywaypioneer:
     Hunter: The guy I'm with wouldn't approve?
     milkywaypioneer: hmm I am not lucky at all
     Hunter: Nope. You're not.
     milkywaypioneer: I will duel with him
     Hunter: Okay.
     Hunter: Where?
     milkywaypioneer: you tell me where
     Hunter: His webpage. gremlin.net; he's got a messageboard.
     milkywaypioneer: or may be better to kidnap you
     Hunter: You're bound to have more luck with the duel.
     milkywaypioneer: how?
     milkywaypioneer: see,lets I kidnap you
     milkywaypioneer: be mine
     Hunter: You're the one who came up with the idea. I told you where it could happen; you have to figure out how.
     milkywaypioneer: ok we will duel in Saint Helen Island
     Hunter: Nope. That goes against the rules; you said I decided where. I've decided where.
     Hunter: You forefeiting?
     Hunter: I'll go post this as your official forefeit....
     milkywaypioneer: then you tell me WHERE?
     Hunter: I did. http://gremlin.net -- the messageboard. His turf.
     milkywaypioneer: but I mean a real duel
     Hunter: Very public; very witnessed. And the only real way to duel over someone such as myself, because I don't care who can kill who; I care who is smarter....
     milkywaypioneer: I am the smarter one
     Hunter: And quite honestly, there's no way you could win either, so I'll just go ahead and accept your forefeit, because you're obviously not going to post....
     milkywaypioneer: I can kill a fly in the air with closed eyes with a revolver
     milkywaypioneer: ok
     milkywaypioneer: I will contact him
     milkywaypioneer: I will defeat him and posses you my lady
     Hunter: We'll see.
     milkywaypioneer: yes we will see
     milkywaypioneer: afterwards I bring you to my country
     milkywaypioneer: I will take care of you
     milkywaypioneer: you will feel the genuine love
     Hunter: You seem to be more interested in talking to me than winning. I'm really quite busy....
     milkywaypioneer: dont be inpatient with your future lord
     milkywaypioneer: I entered the site but my rival is not there
     milkywaypioneer: he is a fearful
     milkywaypioneer: he has escaped
     Hunter: Actually, he's asleep, and doesn't fucking care right now, because he spent the entire day working. Messageboards are not a chatroom. You're really not very smart, are you?
     milkywaypioneer: I am smart
     milkywaypioneer: you will see it when you were in my arms
     milkywaypioneer: whats his name??
     milkywaypioneer: I am furious now where is my gun?
     Hunter: You're not smart, are you. What could the administrator of this site's name be. Come on, THINK....
     milkywaypioneer: I am smart because I have bypassed the firewall of our work place
     milkywaypioneer: and am illegally chatting now
     Hunter: Bypassing a firewall makes you smart? milkywaypioneer: why are you trying to argue with me??
     milkywaypioneer: be more kind
     milkywaypioneer: I have a sensitive heart
     milkywaypioneer:
     milkywaypioneer: at least be my friend beauty
     milkywaypioneer: hey are you expert in NT?

Now he's offering me a 'magic mirror' to like, break into lycos for him, or something....

So much for getting anything done tonight. Not that I would've anyway; the lightbulb burned out, and I'm far too lazy right now to even think about changing it. And I don't think I have enough paper to print out ten years worth of Surgeon General's reports.

...and wheeeee....