Posted by Baron Greenback [12.253.230.83 - 12-253-230-83.client.attbi.com] on 28 July 2002 at 20.35.20 ZuluTime:

Well, I was in Yahoo chat today, retraining myself in the art of being a total ass, when I made a crack that just happened to involve the most sensitive people on the planet. Let's listen in.

instar_emperor_nero_ii says, I could make a joke about fitting the animals in the ark, but it would be too similar to the old joke about fitting six million jews into an ash tray....
     considerately_killingme says, lol, instar
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar, six million jews in an ash tray is not funny
     lil_squash_blossom says, atheists have no sense of morals. Look at them making jokes about babies being burned in the holocaust.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Hey! I don’t just make jokes about babies. I make jokes about the cripples, too.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, You should hear some of my Superman jokes.
     lil_squash_blossom says, every time I come in here these "humane" atheists say the most awful, appaling and unfeeling thinsg about other people, people who have really suffered. Sorry, but my personal experience is that most atheists have no hearts
     rick_hoppy says, I have a heart :-)
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Know what Superman's new weakness is, lil_squashbottom? Everything.
     lil_squash_blossom says, eye deflecting doesnt lessen the "burning jew" jokes going on in here now
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, How do you kill superman? Put a stick in the spokes of his wheelchair
     knight_of_baawa says, lil, if we atheists have no hearts, then how is it that we are alive? You have to have a heart (muscle which pumps blood) to be alive as a human
     INDONDASANI says, lil; my personal experience is that almost every single christian in the world is an abysmal moron.
     considerately_killingme says, lil, let's talk about how god drowned all the babies on the planet
     eyeofthefallen says, Squash: Actualy my example follows.You've made a few people into a giant overgeneralization.
     INDONDASANI says, but that's only because most of the christians who come in HERE are abysmal morons.
     considerately_killingme says, indon agreed
     lil_squash_blossom says, theres no excuse for making fun of suffering., You cant say "oh its ok, because xtians do it too". What, so now youre equal to xtians. Congrats
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, honestly, though, how does a healthy sense of gallows humor equate to being inhumane?
     brokensoul70 says, they say shit like that to get a rise out of people like you, and as always people like you fall right in.
     considerately_killingme says, all the christians i know in real life would never set foot in this room
     INDONDASANI says, lil, and the rest who come in here are bigoted.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, I have every right to make fun of suffering, given that most of the jokes I've heard have come from the sufferers.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, I have epilepsy. Want some good epilepsy jokes?
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar gallows humor is tripping on a banana and breaking your nose. Its not millions of real people being burned alive.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar no
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, why not?
     considerately_killingme says, lil lets talk about how god drowned all the babies on the planet
     lil_squash_blossom says, and you cant compare epilepsy or tourtettes syndrome to 911 or the Tutsi massacre
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, No, that's slapstick.
     scratch_kingus says, con them evil babies
     abe_lincoln_was_a_tyrant says, squash, its quite alright, because joking about crimes is anything but immoral
     considerately_killingme says, scratch, well they are born sinful!
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Gallows humour is, literally, making fun of death.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, the point is, laughing about it is healthy.
     considerately_killingme says, babies are selfish and havent repented yet
     rick_hoppy leaves
     brokensoul70 says, and as i see it your god is the cruelest of all.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Point, hunter
     INDONDASANI says, Heinlein said that we laugh at that which truly strikes us as sad.
     INDONDASANI says, i consider it a wise opinion.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar so if it was your child who turned a pot of boiling water on her head and died from shock, we could all sit around and make blister jokes about her? youre a pig
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Blister jokes? How fucking lame. Now shut up and eat your stew....
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, if she survived, she'd be the first making blister jokes.
     lil_squash_blossom says, death may be occasionaly humorous in the way it occurs,. Murder never is.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, so yeah. Go ahead.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar lets say she didnt, for those jews you were jokong about didnt
     scratch_kingus says, lil what of the innocent genocide god did with the earth to help with the freewill debaccle
     abe_lincoln_was_a_tyrant says, squash's quasi-moralism is getting old
     lil_squash_blossom says, abe better than no morals
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, they obviously can't tell jokes. They're dead.
     abe_lincoln_was_a_tyrant says, squash, there is nothing immoral about making jokes
     passenger_77772002 says, Like I was saying people laughed at Noah because he was buiding an ark , Just like atheist laugh at Christians because we tell them their is a hell and they dont believe. But when they wind up there they are going to wish they had accepted Jesus Christ in their hearts.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar did you ever love anyone who was murdered? lets make fun of them
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, However, I'm sure they don't mind us joking about them. THEY joked to keep their spirits up, in the camps.
     abe_lincoln_was_a_tyrant says, squash, do you see the difference between commiting a crime, and joking about a crime?
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, okay. My best friend Willy died of AIDS. I'll quote him.
     lil_squash_blossom says, abe we're not talking crime, we're talking murders. Im being very specific here, or are you just dense?
     secular_human says, dusty, some are some arent. But older boobs sag
     lil_squash_blossom says, he wasnt murdered by AIDS
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, "Hey, want some coffee? I drank out of it, but it's okay. I don't have cooties". Then, when they drank out of it "Oh, forgot to tell you, I have AIDS."
     abe_lincoln_was_a_tyrant says, squash, murder isnt a crime?
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, you think method of death makes it easier?
     lil_squash_blossom says, noone came up to him with an injection of HIV, held him down and injected it into his neck
     editorial comment: Willy got aids through a blood transfusion.
     abe_lincoln_was_a_tyrant says, squash, you're trying much too hard, my simple minded friend
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Now who's being callous?
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: What if someone with HIV raped him?
     lil_squash_blossom says, abe and you dont try at all (to be a human being)
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, you think someone has to be murdered for it to be hard to survive them? You're a sick fuck, you know that?
     stephen_j_gould_recanted says, The Miner Miracle, Fox news is calling it
     lil_squash_blossom says, lets all make fun of that little girl in California.. danielle van dam,.. man that was funny
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: What little girl in California? I forgot to fucking care.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: You're far too fucking sensitive to survive. Go fucking kill yourself.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, God damn, lil_squash, I'm sure everyone that has lost a relative to Asthma thinks you're the biggest asshole in the world right now.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Jesus, you're a pathetic human being.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, See my point, lil?
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Nero: Worse because it wants to think it's more 'humane' for this.
     lil_squash_blossom says, yeah Danielle Van Dam. What was she, 9? Must have been a shock to her to be raped and then burned alive , but gee SHIT HAPPENS I guess. Lets dance on her grave, since making fun of murder is all in fun
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Damn straight, hunter. What a monster.
     lil_squash_blossom says, gallows humor, right? haw haw
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: Hey, at least she had a good time before she died....
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Kid sure knows how to party.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, heh
     lil_squash_blossom says, hunter than you for proving my point
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: You're just bad at this. Don't worry. You'll get it....
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: You didn't have a point, other than that your'e a fucking idiot who can't admit that you're human.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, thank you for proving mine, you sick monster. My cousin that died at four months of SIDS thinks you're the biggest asshole that ever walked the earth.
     lil_squash_blossom says, hunter sorry, theres no way you could make me like you. I have a heart. Youre just a pig oinking and pretending to be human
     hoosierguyusa28 says, I've watched lil_squash make some very good points :)
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Like you have a heart, lil.
     ladymoofhasa2 says, lil_squash_blossom: you have some serious problems!!!
     question
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: You lie. You don't have a heart. you're not capable of love. You can't even admit that you're of the same species I am.
     INDONDASANI says, lil; perhaps you have a heart. but you take a look at people who don't think like you and automatically assume they're evil.
     INDONDASANI says, so how are you using that heart?
     INDONDASANI says, besides pumping hate through your veins, that is?
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Lil_squash thinks it's okay to just give everyone AIDS, since it's more humane than murdering them.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar i do. Im not the one making jokes about burning jews in ashtrays, I would never do that. Real human beings have empathy for their fellow creatures. Youre just a bag of puffed up intellect pretending to have kinship with something you could not possibly understand
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Oh yeah. Let's just give everyone HIV. Right now.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Line up....
     INDONDASANI says, lil, you already hate islam for what a few men have done. you seem equally willing to hate all atheists for what you hear one atheist say.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, No, lil_squash. You're the one that thinks it's okay to make fun of people that die of AIDS.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, So much better, aren't you?
     phlegm_noir says, lil: try having empathy with someone who doesn't believe in your fairy tales.
     INDONDASANI says, lil, you just seem to enjoy hating those like you.
     INDONDASANI says, but i'm honestly not suprised.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar ohhh whats the matter? its not okay to make fun of aids?
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, plegm: lil isn't capable of empathy. It can't even define empathy.
     INDONDASANI says, because I have seen many christians like you.
     INDONDASANI says, not just a few.
     lil_squash_blossom says, I thought it was just a lil gallows humor
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, no, I make fun of it all the time. Just like I make fun of the holocaust.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: Hypocrite.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, If one form of death is bad, all are bad.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, YOU'RE the hypocrite that thinks making fun of AIDS is okay, and the holocaust not.
     lil_squash_blossom says, hunter gallows humor. Its okay with instar
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Try to keep up, lil.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Sure is, lil.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar its just a little gallows humor. After all wasnt it you who said "the kid could party" when I was talking abourt danielle van dam being raped and murdered? "At least she had some fun"
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, I'm fond of gallows humor in general, actually. Willy was too, and he had the disease.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: Gallows humour is making fun of death. Death is the same, in the end; it's the end of life. The final chapter. Y'know? Yet you don't think that one form of death is as bad as another. You think HIV is inconsequential compared to murder. IN the end, it's all the END. Get it yet?
     lil_squash_blossom says, but thats just your gallows humor
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: No, stoopid, try to keep up. That was me.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, *bitchslaps the idiot*
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Finally, you get it.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar so if your kid gets raped up the ass and his throat slashed, its okay for people to make fun of that. And you wonder why I call you non human ::))
     scratch_kingus says, LIL debate or go to the chatroom with the most christian freethinkers in and research your dribbble then
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, that didn't sound like a joke. That sounded like a threat. Jokes have a bit of wit to them.
     in there anymore.
     lil_squash_blossom says, oh im not debating u think its ok. Im claiming (quite rightly and correctly) that youre not human for thkinging this way
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash: It's kinda hard for a nonexisting entity to be killed.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, but to answer your question, yes. If it's honestly funny, I will laugh.
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar its not a threat
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, if you insist.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: He's far more human than you, in that he /thinks/....
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, He at least admits he finds this funny. You laugh guiltily and launch into hour long tirades about raping children up the ass. YOU need therapy.
     lil_squash_blossom says, it would be honestly funny if your child was murdered? I was right. Youre just a pimple on the ass of the world
     eyeofthefallen says, is Squash still using one person's joke to judge all atheists? *l*
     rick_hoppy says, A child being murdered is in no way funny...
     scratch_kingus says, LIL fact is one mans humor is anothers trajedy ........get along now
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, I didn't say raping my child would be funny. I would be angry. I said, if the joke was funny enough, I would laugh at the joke.
     lil_squash_blossom says, hunter Im trying to make him see reason. He's just too stubborn to admit that it would never be "funny" if his child were murdered
     lil_squash_blossom says, scratch instar and hunter find child murdered hilarious!
     eyeofthefallen says, Squash: point being?
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: You're just horrible about strawmanning and lying, aren't you?
     scratch_kingus says, and thats their way of pushing your button ..no?
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash enjoys ad hominem attacks and strawmen tactics. I'll just shut up. He can put words in my mouth all he wants.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Happy?
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, scratch_kingus: No, that's just lil_squash_blossom's way of lying to try to get people on her side.
     lil_squash_blossom says, eye point being theyre not real people if they say so. They have no real morals, no empathy for human beings, no real concern for the future of humanity, As I suspected all along
     INDONDASANI says, hunter; lil just wants an excuse for her hate. why not give it to her?
     lil_squash_blossom says, hunter I can quote you
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: Go for it. And make bloody SURE it's a QUOTE.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, point out ONE time where I said "Child rape is funny" to support my argument, or QUIT SLANDERING ME.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, NOW.
     Editorial comment: There was a side conversation regarding 9/11 that was taking place, which was deleted for clarity and length, and I did not notice lil_squash_blossom requesting to quote Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac, or hunter’s reply
     scratch_kingus says, I was in earlier and her debating is for rookies anyhow
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, scratch_kingus: lil_squash_blossom isn't capable of debate.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Thank you for at least complying with my second request, lil.
     Editorial comment: lil_squash_blossom had been silent for five minutes
     lil_squash_blossom says, Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil: Hey, at least she had a good time before she died....
     lil_squash_blossom says, Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Kid sure knows how to party
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, do you understand what the word ME means?
     lil_squash_blossom says, Hunter youre a poor liar hunter
     considerately_killingme says, lmao hunter you said that? thats funny
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, Said what? I haven't seen anything.
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, I'll accept mental retardation as your defense.
     considerately_killingme says, :))
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: What am I lying about?
     lil_squash_blossom says, instar okay, YOU were the one who said it would be funny of youre own child were murdeded
     lil_squash_blossom says, hunter was the one who said child rape and murder was funny
     considerately_killingme says, lmao you guys are sick
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, show me where, in a direct quote, or I can save this chat transcript and sue you.
     Editorial comment: Please, please, please take note of the word can in that sentence.
     INDONDASANI says, lil, hunter isn't saying that and i bet you know it.
      Hunter_the_Homicidal_Maniac says, lil_squash_blossom: Quote me as stating, precisely 'child rape and murder are funny'.
     lil_squash_blossom says, sue me all you like asswipe
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, lil_squash, I'll be patient, but not much more.
     lil_squash_blossom says, I already have it saved
     bastardchrist_superstar says, child rape murder isnt funny....its a turn on
     rick_hoppy says, instar gets ready for battle.....
     instar_emperor_nero_ii says, Fair enough. Then you're a liar. Good day.
     lil_squash_blossom says, its for my "greatest atheist quotes" page
     INDONDASANI says, lil, it sounds like you just want an excuse to hate atheists.
     INDONDASANI says, but you don't need to justify your hatred to us, lil. you have the right to whatever hatred you want.