Posted by Hunter [12.255.181.7 - 12-255-181-7.client.attbi.com] on 23 August 2002 at 08.42.43 ZuluTime:
Hobbies: We are an open minded couple that enjoys dancing, dining out, movies, theatre, and exploring pleasurable activities with other like minded couples. Latest News: Recently moved from Colorado. Looking for like minded couple for friendship--possibly more Pictures:
Yahoo ID: wicked_luvin
EMail: wicked_luvin@yahoo.com
Real Name: Abbi and Bill
Location: Cape Girardeau
Age: 30
Marital Status: Long-term Relationship
Gender: no answer
Occupation: education
wicked_luvn: Leaning down and gently nibbling the nape of your neck nibbling all the way down to your feet......I sit at your feet and paint your toenails a sensual red...gently sucking on each toe. Tracing your lips with my tongue I gently kiss your warm wet inviting mouth sucking lightly on your tongue...drawing you close to me
Hunter I'll just assume that was meant for someone else....
wicked_luvn: Interested?\
Hunter No.
wicked_luvn: ok sorry to have bothered you
Hunter I'm sure you will be....
wicked_luvn: you arent very nice
Hunter Never claimed to be....
wicked_luvn: why so evil?
Hunter I don't know. Why would you percieve me as such?
wicked_luvn: your profile your inuendo your tone
Hunter 'innuendo'?
wicked_luvn: telling me Im gonna be sorry for bothering you
Hunter Ah. Well, it's not like I make a big secret out of posting these things to the gremlin.net messageboard and on my website.
Hunter http://gremlin.net is far more popular than my website....
wicked_luvn: No probably a virus
wicked_luvn: So you get your kicks by embarrassing well meaning men who wish to flirt with you?
Hunter No. I think it's funny to post roleplaying messages, such as your own, among other things, from men too stupid or too careless to bother reading my profile and noting that I'm not available.
Hunter And Gremlin finds it funny that you think his website is a virus. He wants you to prove it.
wicked_luvn: Hmmmmmm funny never saw that on your profile
Hunter "Long term relationship" ring a bell?
wicked_luvn: perhaps you can direct me to where it says you are unavailable
wicked_luvn: LOL ----Geee could it be I have the most success with those listed as in a LTR?
Hunter It's hardly my fault you have a lot of success with chatwhores.
wicked_luvn: MArried women or LTR women or church going women are the easiest
Hunter That's funny. I heard the same thing about 'single, not looking' when I was listed as that.
wicked_luvn: exactly
Hunter I'll just assume that you're trying to feed me the same bullshit that other guy was feeding me. Quaint, really, but ineffective.
Hunter Not just because I'm not available, but also because: I don't cyber.
wicked_luvn: Every once in a while I meet a challenge
wicked_luvn: I dont either
Hunter Funny; that first message looked a lot like cybering -- otherwise known as online sexual roleplaying....
Hunter A 'challenge'?
wicked_luvn: Yes the message is just a line fishing for an invite to meet in person Most women online are neglected
wicked_luvn: yes you arent rolling over and saying "Call me" so I can masturbate LOL
Hunter I wouldn't, either.
wicked_luvn: Im sure
Hunter And not just because Gremlin's in the room. I'm not neglected.
wicked_luvn: never said you were
wicked_luvn: said you were a challenge
Hunter So you assume that you can still get me to cheat....
wicked_luvn: never assume anything
wicked_luvn: but as long as you are still talking there is always a chance even if it is a small one
Hunter Ah.
Hunter So as long as I'm still talking to you, yet making fun of you here, there's still a chance?
wicked_luvn: yep
wicked_luvn: eventually you will grow up lose the "evil" act and become a respectable young lady
Hunter You assume I'm acting evil....
Hunter Tell me, is it only the 'respectable young ladies' who roll over and say 'call me' at your message?
wicked_luvn: no there are some sluts too
Hunter Respectable young ladies don't exactly do that sort of thing....
Hunter Sorry to break it to you....
wicked_luvn: sure they do
Hunter They're all sluts.
Hunter Whether I'm acting or not, evil or not, respectable or not...you still haven't got a chance.
wicked_luvn: its you who keeps messaging me ----I found a live one
Hunter Go find a slut, and maybe try to change your name to desperate_for_attention.
Hunter Why not leave your house and find real chicks?
wicked_luvn: Im married
Hunter Oh wow; you're truly pathetic. Wifey won't touch you?
wicked_luvn: yes
wicked_luvn: of course
Hunter Perhaps you should go work on pleasing her.
wicked_luvn: but Im not gonna wake her up ion the middle of the night just because I cant sleep
wicked_luvn: wife is well pleased thank you
wicked_luvn: this is nothing more than amusement for me ------
wicked_luvn: and if I find a slut all the better
Hunter Sure...sure. Come on. Justify yourself a little more.
Hunter Is this how you practise for when your wife finds out?
wicked_luvn: Wife sometimes sits here beside me as I flirt
wicked_luvn: look at OUR profile DUH
Hunter She sits here and watches you, and is still with you, even after seeing you act this retarded? Wow, she must be dumber than you....
Hunter Impressive.
wicked_luvn: yeah whatever -----
Hunter I'll tell you what chicks really dig: punctuation.
wicked_luvn: cute
Hunter Wish I'd looked at this sooner....
wicked_luvn: why do you say that?
Hunter If I'd known what you and your, ah, wife looked like, I wouldn't have even bothered responding....
wicked_luvn: and you think you are all that Hell you dont even have a real pic on your profile
Hunter Oh, don't I....
Hunter We'll let that be your little secret then. Because nobody could possibly be that thin online. We all really look like your wife....
And there you have it....
~Hunter