Posted by Gremlin [216.248.72.158 - knvl-01-254.dialup.iowatelecom.net] on 13 August 2002 at 17.19.38 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: A spork in the eye is worth two in the bush. posted by Wolfeman_Psycho on 13 August 2002 at 15.58.47 ZuluTime:

Christian Assertion Number One: We're the biggest religion on the planet; we make up ninety-seven percent of life on Earth.

Christian Followup Assertion: You mean we're not actually that popular? Well, that's because we're theologically repressed and discriminated against!

Translation to English: Blah blah blah.