Posted by Ford Prefect [209.245.4.188 - dialup-209.245.4.188.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net] on 13 August 2002 at 18.24.20 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: Oh brother.... posted by *Lynx* on 10 August 2002 at 02.04.52 ZuluTime:
I got this from a Matt Groening "Life in hell" comic strip. I actually said this pledge in high school in place of the actual pledge. I especially enjoyed doing this in my American History class.
I pledge impertinance
to the flag waving
of the unindicted co-conspiratiors of america
and to the republicans
for which I can't stand
one abomination
underhanded fraud
indefensible
with liberty and justice forget it.
I know this was sort of an unrelated tangent, but what the hell.