Posted by Ford Prefect [209.245.4.188 - dialup-209.245.4.188.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net] on 13 August 2002 at 18.24.20 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Oh brother.... posted by *Lynx* on 10 August 2002 at 02.04.52 ZuluTime:

I got this from a Matt Groening "Life in hell" comic strip. I actually said this pledge in high school in place of the actual pledge. I especially enjoyed doing this in my American History class.

I pledge impertinance
     to the flag waving
     of the unindicted co-conspiratiors of america
     and to the republicans
     for which I can't stand
     one abomination
     underhanded fraud
     indefensible
     with liberty and justice forget it.