27 October 2004 at 13.22.57 ZuluTime

Re: Duhmerica... again

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Posted by Mark Miller [66.144.5.25 - ] on 27 October 2004 at 13.22.57 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Duhmerica... again posted by Ephemerides Dragon on 20 February 2003 at 22.03.26 ZuluTime:

Families, when a child is born
     Want it to be intelligent.
     I, through intelligence,
     Having wrecked my whole life,
     Only hope the baby will prove
     Ignorant and stupid.
     Then he will crown a tranquil life
     By becoming a Cabinet Minister
      -- Su Tung-p'o
     lipitor buy lipitor online cheap lipitorMoon, n.:
      1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers. See
      PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).
      buy lipitor order lipitor online THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL

VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the
     industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW.
     Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other
     operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY. Loops are
     accomplished with the FOR SURE construct. A simple example:

LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START
      IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND
      GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND
      VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2
      THEN
      FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100
      DO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
      SURE
      LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE
      GOTO THE MALL

VALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For
     example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the
     message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY
     AWESOME!
     

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