Posted by Joy Riesz [168.143.113.5 - ] on 27 October 2004 at 16.07.27 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Was Jesus Ceasar?? posted by Tammie78 on 16 February 2003 at 17.36.37 ZuluTime:

Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year? Just
     picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your children
     open their old-fashioned presents.

Your 11-year-old son: "What the heck is this?"

You: "A spinning top! You spin it around, and then eventually it falls
     down. What fun! Ha, ha!"

Son: "Is this a joke? Jason Thompson's parents got him a computer with
     two disk drives and 128 kilobytes of random-access memory, and I get this
     cretin TOP?"

Your 8-year-old daughter: "You think that's bad? Look at this."

You: "It's figgy pudding! What a treat!"

Daughter: "It looks like goat barf."
      -- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"
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