26 November 2004 at 14.36.10 ZuluTime

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Posted by Ronald Collyer [195.24.72.116 - WWW] on 26 November 2004 at 14.36.10 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Um... posted by Hunter on 04 May 2003 at 21.54.57 ZuluTime:

Management: How many feet do mice have?
     Reply: Mice have four feet.
     M: Elaborate!
     R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet.
     M: No discussion of fifth appendage!
     r oR: Mice have five appendages; four of them are feet; one is a tail.
     M: What? Feet with no legs?
     R: Mice have four legs, four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse.
     M: Confusing -- is that a total of 9 appendages?
     R: Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body.
     M: Does not fully discuss the issue!
      anR: Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail. Each leg
      is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail
      is not equipped with a foot.
     M: Descriptive? Yes. Forceful NO!
     R: Allotment of appendages for mice will be: Four foot-leg assemblies,
      one tail. Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it would
      constitute misapportionment of scarce appendage assets.
     M: Too authoritarian; stifles creativity!
     R: Mice have four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined
      integrally with the overall mouse structural sub-system. Also
      attached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail, non-functional and
      ornamental in nature.
     M: Too verbose/scientific. Answer the question!
     R: Mice have four feet.
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