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Posted by Nell Stansberry [195.24.72.116 - WWW] on 30 November 2004 at 04.58.03 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: News of the Stoopid posted by Lly on 24 February 2003 at 06.24.57 ZuluTime:
What Did Santa Claus Bring You In 1999? (#2)
WEBMASTER OF LINUXSUPERMEGAPORTAL.COM: One of my in-laws gifted me a
CD-ROM containing the text of every "...For Dummies" book ever published.
It's a shame IDG never published "Hiring A Hitman To Knock Off Your
Inlaws... For Dummies", because that's something I'm itching to do. At any
rate, I'm using the CD as a beer coaster.
JESSE BERST: I got a coupon redeemable for the full copy of Windows 2000
when it comes out in February. Win2K is the most innovative,
enterprise-ready, stable, feature-enriched, easy-to-use operating system
on the market. I don't see how Linux can survive against Microsoft's far
superior offering. I ask you: could you get fired for NOT choosing Windows
2000? You bet.
LINUX CONVERT: I kept hinting for a SGI box, but instead my wife got me an
old Packard Bell. Unfortunately, she bought it at CompUSSR, which doesn't
take returns, so I'm stuck with it. I haven't been able to get Linux to
boot on it, so this machine will probably become a $750 paperweight.
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-- Homer Simpson
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wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble. There's
very little call for those up there.
wa -- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone