-- CAMMAR PILRU, Ixian Ambassador in Exile: Treatise on the Downfall
      of Unjust Governments
      buy cialis order cialis onlineIV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or
      equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to
      spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
      Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it
      inevitably unsuccessful.
      V. All principles of gravity are negated by fear.
      Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel
      them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an
      adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to
      the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole.
      The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding
      auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.
     VI. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.
      This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a
      character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of
      altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common
      as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A "wacky"
      character has the option of self-replication only at manic high
      speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.
      -- Esquire, "O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion", June 1980
     

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