brenton_spears: and i do hereby record my gratitude publicly to gremlin for assuring me that he would remove such transcripts as have been appended to his forum, and which are associated with me, in due course
     Hunter laughs at brenton.
     Damien: Brenton, you do realize that 'due course' will be about twelve years.
     Indon Dasani: damien; or until brenton leaves Yahoo chat.
     gremlin_net: I guess I'll keep uploading frames to http://gremlin.net/storyboard.html as they render....
     Hunter makes now assurance that they will ever be 'taken down' from her site.
     Hunter: *no.
     brenton_spears: actually i have never vistited hunter's site...
     brenton_spears: gremlin;s yes..but not hunter's
     brenton_spears: i hope well i dont feature prominently on anyone's site...contrary to what indon has said..no i dont like any sort of publicity
     brenton_spears: anyway now that the debate phase of my visit here is over
     brenton_spears: just to recap the score is
     brenton_spears: i won and somer lost
     Damien: Sure you don't brenton, you know it would be a whole lot easier if you just came out and admitted that you thrive on attention.
     hotvegasman: brenton has to be like 10
     brenton_spears: maybe i can share a testimony..
     zenpunk: brenton is like yadt in that his nonsense isnt worthy of a responce
     brenton_spears: damien..u are a nice guy..really u have a sympathetic disposition
     brenton_spears: why not join us
     brenton_spears: huh??
     Damien: Zen, Brenton for the most part, has coherent sentence structure.
     brenton_spears: do u know who shares your name???
     brenton_spears: have u heard of damien of molokai
     zenpunk: true damian, brenton can "buy and sell" gump
     Damien: Brenton, because I feel that my abilities are better put to use undoing the mental indoctrination your ilk are so fond of perpetrating on our youth.
     brenton_spears: i read in the reader's digest an article about this priest...
     brenton_spears: damien i disagree.
     Damien: I suspected you would brenton.
     gremlin_net: Thinking about it: lemee abort the render and framestep it by fifty to get the storyboard over with....
     brenton_spears: the church can harness well a man of your abilities//why not labour alongside me for the sake of god's glory
     brenton_spears: join us...come home...
     brenton_spears: why struggle
     brenton_spears: resistance is futile...
     Damien: Brenton, even if there was a god or gods, and even if they were truly worthy of having my allegience with them, I would never join an institution as thouroughly corrupted as your church.
     Indon Dasani: Brenton; you do a great Vader/Borg impression.
     Damien: Brenton, would you like an honest answer to that one?
     Indon Dasani: "Resistance is futile. Join the Christian side. Feel your faith take control... that faith is power!"
     brenton_spears: i am in that church u so thoroughly repudiate?...does this fact not incline you to repudiate it any the less thorughly than should previously have been your wont...
     Indon Dasani cuts off brenton's hand with a lightsaber and finds he's now holding a bible.
     Damien: By the way brenton, any luck in getting your fabled 'gang' to show up yet?
     zenpunk: indon I swear, yesterday I passed a church and the billboard said - together we can take back the land, commitment-
     hotvegasman: indon was that a fundie brain fart
     atheistic_palindrome watches the bible in Indon's hand grow into a perfect duplicate of Brenton.
     Indon Dasani: hot; a reference to starwars, in fact.
     brenton_spears: damien..i don't pose..i checked..my gang declines respectfully the offer for the time being....but my ex girlfriend might show up...
     false_john: damien: You know as well as I do that Brenton has a crew. (hehe)
     Damien: Brenton, if you are truly genuine, and not a troll or faker, then you are excellent evidence of the grave harm the church can do to the human mind.
     brenton_spears: am in talks with her presently to show up to meet u...
     Damien: Brenton, then until you provide actual evidence that this 'gang' of yours exists, any appeal to whatever authority they might have will fall upon deaf ears.
     zedechiah_the_messiah has a canidate for Idiot of the Month and needs the addy for where to post it on Grems site
     brenton_spears: i would of course rather that my crew met u than she should.....but i cent get anyone willing to come on-line to meet u...my crew would be willing...but they're not so ..shall we say...'familiar' with chatting...they are frightened they might say something which would harm my cause..our cause christ's cause
     gremlin_net: brenton_spears is still going on about his fictional 'crew'?
     Damien: Brenton, they can't say anything that would harm your cause any worse than what you've already done, I guarentee that.
     Hunter: Gremlin: did you hear any of that just now?
     Damien: Gremlin, apparently they're either very shy, or nonexistent.
     gremlin_net: Hunter: which part?
     brenton_spears: i dont have any such fear as regards my ex because 1) she is my ex 2) she is not a part of my team..whatever she says she is herself responsible for..i may not necessarily endorse her opinions theological or otherwise
     Hunter: Gremlin: the part where the guy who plays giles said where 'spike' comes off sounding like he's from. Almost.
     gremlin_net: Hunter: no. But I already knew that.
     Hunter: Gremlin: oh.
     Damien: Brenton, I don't care what you approve of, I could give a rat's ass about what your ex or your 'gang' stand for, I couldn't give two shits about what their capabilities are, either bring them in here, or quit trying to appeal to them in your psuedo-debates.
     brenton_spears: anyway a few more facts about myself so that u know im for real
     brenton_spears: i said before that i could be compared to the best that hollywood has to offer in the way of handsome men..correct??
     Damien: Brenton, if you did say that, it can be verified on gremlin.net.
     brenton_spears: i mean i have said that i could fare well in the comparison with the likes of tom cruise brad pitt......and so forth correct?
     zenpunk: brenton_spears will be ignored. fordepraved douchebagedness
     Indon Dasani: real, or at the very least, quite imaginative and with a good memory/notepad.
     Indon Dasani: well, since it's self-complimenting, I won't gainsay it.
     brenton_spears: i said that i am a chick-magnet correct or used to be correct??/anyway guess what
     Indon Dasani put "self-compliment" in the -weak tactics- section of his insult guide.
     brenton_spears: since becoming a christian i have remained single....plus i even did something to lessen the appeal that i am wont to make to the weaker sex
     brenton_spears: do u know what
     Damien: Brenton, you know, putting an actual photo on your prof would be a whole lot more convincing.
     brenton_spears: this pains it really does.,..
     Hunter: brenton: did you set yourself on fire?
     hotvegasman: brenton you use to be a chick magnet cause now you hit on the preachers
     brenton_spears: no hunter...i shaved my head...
     Damien: Brenton, trust me, your being single has absolutely nothing to do with your christianity.
     brenton_spears: not like lex luthor on smallville
     brenton_spears: but like a marine
     brenton_spears: i did this to demonstrate my contempt for worldly vanity
     hotvegasman: thats a crew cut moron not shaved
     Hunter: brenton: you call that contempt for vanity?
     brenton_spears: yeah it is...
     Hunter: Granted, you'd probably look queer with or without hair....
     gremlin_net: brenton_spears is opposed to vanity? Or just justified vanity?
     Damien: Well Brenton, I'm sure Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are certainly happy that you've removed yourself from the competition.
     brenton_spears: plus because of my belligerent personality i dont really endear myself to the chicks as much as i used to do...
     brenton_spears: girls who see me for the first time ttend to be interested...
     Hunter: brenton: post a picture.
     brenton_spears: butr after their friends rat on me to them.,..well u get the picture
     Damien: Brenton, quit yapping and post a picture.
     brenton_spears: so i just have my mom..my pastor my 'crew'...
     Hunter: brenton: post a picture. Back up your 'i look good' claims.
     Indon Dasani: this is almost self-depreciating enough to sound realistic... if not for the fact that it quite clearly is calculated to be such.
     brenton_spears: one more important thing about me..even more than what i just said....
     Damien: Brenton, until you have a picture to back up your claims, they're empty.
     brenton_spears: some of u guys think im a fake...that i dont sincerely profess what i do..that i am not as close to my mom as i have said i am....and that i did not learn about the fath from my mom..
     brenton_spears: here's something that will prove it to you that i am for real..
     Indon Dasani: gremlin; what is it?
     brenton_spears: u know...when my mom was pregnant with me....(by the way my parents married late....so that my mom was pregant with me when she was 38)..
     brenton_spears: well there were difficulties associated with that pregnancy
     brenton_spears: severe ones..
     Damien patiently waits through Brenton's life story to see if he actually has a point.
     brenton_spears: in the end i had to be c-sectioned out of her....
     Damien: Aw, so sad Brenton, oh well.
     Damien: Deal with it.
     Hunter: brenton: too bad you didn't die.
     brenton_spears: now en route to delivering me.....a doctor told her (a relative , as it turned out)...that she might consider aborting me..because there was a chance that her life might be in danger
     gremlin_net: indondasani: I'm rendering an intro for Deadache. It's taking a while to do. So I uploaded a few frames to show people what I was working on.
     brenton_spears: she didnt listen to that doctor.,..
     Damien: I'm sure she's regretting her decision now Brenton.
     brenton_spears: because she was a christian....
     Indon Dasani was c-sectioned, himself, because he wouldn't come out of the womb.
     Damien has a sister that was c-sectioned.
     gremlin_net: Christians are pretty self-destructive....
     Indon Dasani chuckles.
     Hunter was born normal. Ha ha. Neener.
     brenton_spears: she told him that she would rather die delivering me..than live after killing me....and that as a christian someone who was loyal to christ..she could never murder
     false_john: gremlin: It's because they are taught to hate their bodies. Blame it on Paul.
     brenton_spears: this is the secret of my devotion to christ
     Indon Dasani was in there for an extra couple weeks.
     Damien: Sure it is Brenton.
     brenton_spears: i literally am alove today because of jesus
     brenton_spears: this story has haunted me all my life...
     Damien: No brenton, you're alive because of your mother and the doctors, give credit where credit is due.
     Hunter: Brenton: you're lying, by the way. The abortion would've ben suggested far before the 'delivery'.
     Indon Dasani: hunter; ah, a good point.
     Indon Dasani: as since that far into the pregnancy, abortion and delivery are the same.
     Indon Dasani: as the child could survive outside of the womb.
     gremlin_net: Hunter: that's kinda the idea. It makes more sense to post nominations there than here. There, people can see them after the fact.
     Indon Dasani: only _before_ the child is old enough to survive out of the womb could it be abortion.
     Hunter nods at Gremlin.
     brenton_spears: it was suggested well before the delivery..but on the grounds that carrying me to term might jeopardise her life.....she then told the doctor that she would rather die than kill me...than live with the thought that she had killed me to save herself
     Hunter: brenton: you said 'on the way to deliver me'.
     Hunter: brenton: so she would rather die and kill you, then live and kill you. Sounds pretty selfish.
     brenton_spears: i said '
     Damien: Hunter, just wait, he's coming up with a poetic justification for that statement.
     Damien (damien_the_blasphemous) left the room.
     

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