Posted by Baron Greenback [216.145.229.74 - PC-B8] on 26 February 2003 at 00.49.56 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: prooving CHrist Deity posted by jay on 24 February 2003 at 06.35.39 ZuluTime:

Okay, let me get this straight.

     John1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Jesus is the Word of God. The word of the day is redundant. Redundant is the word of god. Jesus is redundant. Redundant is the word.Look at the prophecies in Isaiha. He told exactly where and from what family lines that the Messiah would come. This part I'm a little shaky on; I don't remember any of this being in John chapter 1 at all. What exactly is the punishment for not remembering the prophecies in Isiah, anyway? I mean, it's standard biblical format. Do this, or else this happens, and god kills your firstborn. Do this, or else this and this happens, and god kills your secondborn, etc.... It's the same as dialing a random number and expecting to get your friend on the other line. It's best if the random number starts with 1-900. And I definately don't remember John talking about calling plans. Although that would have been interesting. "Thou shalt not go with MCI, for it shalt become of the bankrupt, and sucumb to the will of the dot com bust, and go the way of Enron, thus sayeth the Lord"It takes more than that. Just like Jesus. He calls random numbers all the timeHe came from each family and the directness gets lesser and lesser untill we finally get to Joseph and Mary and the town and the way He was born. Read the last sentence five times, then read the next one. It makes the world go spinny and then the keyboard suddenly gets a big pile of drool on it and the clock reads five numbers higher on the hours column; it's sort of like time travel with nausea!It doesn't get much clearer than that unless you just refuse to believe.Toldya God Bless You. I didn't sneeze. Denver is a good place. My wife is from there. Her parents live in Morrison. I listened to everything you said because I really care about who you are. You are a special person, who will grow up to be an astronaut firefighter space ninja robot pirate. I really, really, really care. Wait, sorry, I typed the part I usually say to my johnson trying to wake it up after three months of not being used. Read the Bible a little at a time and think of it as a real good history book based on facts that all scholars have prooven to be true. Better yet, think of it as "Custer's last stand" with a religous whacko as the main character, and a whole bunch of men in skirts and dresses!Live it and learn it. Be good. Die in a fire. Love ya. But I don't have any money!Jay Greenback

John 1:2 And the previous verse, and this one, shalt be struck from mine bible, for it hast been written, by the man of a beast's intellect, who hast covered mine divine keyboard with much in the way of carbonated beverage, and who hast mistaken mine driver of CDs as a coaster, thus sayeth the lord.