neweminim420 :
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:24:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : sup room
     neweminim420 : killing is important to life
     johnofpatmos82 : eminem is boring and overrated
     johnofpatmos82 : he will have the status of vanilla ice in less than three years
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:25:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : fuck u john
     neweminim420 : eminim is tha shit
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:26:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : do u believe in lestat
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:27:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     cheetos_2010 : lestat is soooooo cute
     neweminim420 : i am a vamp
     rendermaster : in lestat? what is there to believe in ? he's a fictional character created by anne rice;
     neweminim420 : like he
     fredrikmind : Eminem is a christian?
     deirdreofsorrows1 : lestat is a hunk
     deirdreofsorrows1 : id do lestat
     neweminim420 : not true
     deirdreofsorrows1 : id have lestat's children
     rendermaster : what isn't true?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:28:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Render: you know you can't prove that LeStat de Lioncourt is fictional. You're an avampirist, aren't you....
     rendermaster : lol
     rendermaster : no, I just visited anne rice's website ;)
     gremlin_net : Render: oh; the bitch ratted? Nuts.
     rendermaster : I guess sucking blood is better than sucking some other things
     rendermaster : ;)
     neweminim420 : god hates me
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:29:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     suicyde_alley : Render...not again...shhhhhhh with the sucking blood.
     rendermaster : if a god "hated" you, new, then don't you think that god owuld simply wipe you from existence?
     banana_annie : are you commiserating with mosquitos, render?
     neweminim420 : i drink blood
     william_pride2000 : render...god hates so he draws out the pain....neweminim will live 1000 years
     rendermaster : lol
     rendermaster : ahhh
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:30:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     rendermaster : that's nice, new - do you piss blood, too?
     neweminim420 : i have already lived longer
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:31:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: so you're a, um...vampire, then?
     neweminim420 : yes
     neweminim420 : iam
     neweminim420 : so
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:32:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     ondoher2 : i'm like a vampire. except for that whole blood sucking thing. and staying out of the sun. and the immortality thing. and being fictional. okay, i'm nothing like a vampire
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: amazing. What's your blood temperature?
     neweminim420 : u don't believe
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:33:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: I don't believe anything. I work on evidence. I'm a scientist.
     neweminim420 : u suck
     neweminim420 : ass
     william_pride2000 : neweminim...i thought it was the neck
     william_pride2000 : aren't you doing it wrong?
     radardog : There we have it: Germlin sucks. lol
     william_pride2000 : unless of course you like sucking on asses
     rendermaster : if only vampires DID exist - they'd get rid of all of those annoying goths that make a mockery of them ;)
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:34:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : they worship me
     neweminim420 : goths
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: could be worse--I could be a subaverage LARPer geek whose life sucks so much I had to pretend I was a fictional, improbable sort of creature just to get attention....
     banana_annie : goths are so last decade
     neweminim420 : fuck u
     william_pride2000 : lol
     william_pride2000 : gremlin....ZINGER...nice
     neweminim420 : asshole
     rendermaster : somehow I don't see count dracula or lestat keeping a pimply faced high school student dressed in black as a close, personal friend
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: so, as a, ah, vampire...what's your platelet count?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:35:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : i am a disendent of lestat
     rendermaster : lestat could spell
     william_pride2000 : hmm...how does one decend from a fictional character?
     gremlin_net : Render: what's amazing, to me, is that all these vampires seem to *gain* weight after death. You don't see a lot of postmortem pudgyness in normal corpses....
     gremlin_net : pudginess*
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:36:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     william_pride2000 : pudgeosity
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: you're an idiot.
     gremlin_net : Pudgism.
     william_pride2000 : pudgenormity?
     neweminim420 : if u seen me u would change your attitude
     gremlin_net : Pudgmentality.
     william_pride2000 : lol
     banana_annie : pudgage
     ondoher2 : pudgliness
     just_me_29670 : gremlin it comes from upbring his parents are probly idiots too
     just_me_29670 : a line form back to the future
     neweminim420 : i have a plan
     william_pride2000 : pudgage..lol
     banana_annie : poundage
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: you're right. If I saw you, I'd think you were a laughable idiot.
     neweminim420 : u all are involved
     rendermaster : no, new,m my attitude would be the same: find a straightjacket, put you in it, and let the local psychiatric hospital deal with y ou
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:37:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: Custer had a plan.
     ondoher2 : neweminim: does it involve flooding the world with a garden hose in a tinfoil hat?
     william_pride2000 : LOL
     just_me_29670 : i mean comeon what vampire has a nick as the new emien
     just_me_29670 : what the hell
     neweminim420 : u mock me
     reason_over_faith : is new a vampire?
     rendermaster : yes, new
     ondoher2 : new: you catch on quick
     neweminim420 : u all will see
     just_me_29670 : i do yes
     rendermaster : we are making fun o fyou
     william_pride2000 : newminim...yes we mock you...like a turtleneck
     just_me_29670 : come get me new
     deirdreofsorrows1 : reason, a neo vamp
     deirdreofsorrows1 : get it right
     suicyde_alley : You can't tell they are mocking you, you Have to ASK?
     suicyde_alley : LMAO
     aggro_femme : What's a neovamp?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:38:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     just_me_29670 : i live at [clipped, just because]
     suicyde_alley : wb Mmmmmy!
     reason_over_faith : dee, the fact this moron thinks he is one says it all.
     just_me_29670 : come and get me
     deirdreofsorrows1 : its a vampire cult
     reason_over_faith : EVERYONE knows ex-wives are the real vampires.
     aggro_femme : Is it..
     neweminim420 : u all r cattle
     rendermaster : I guess when you can't get laid, you need something to occupy your time
     banana_annie : chuckles
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: you say 'if I saw'. So show me. Upload a snap to your profile. Surely you've cashed in enough spoils from the various European wars you've waded through to buy a DigiCam by now....
     reason_over_faith : lly
     deirdreofsorrows1 : shannon, yea know...the highschool " I think I am a vampire and im gothic"
     just_me_29670 : new come eat me i wish you qould
     deirdreofsorrows1 : if you call a vamp (or whatever) a goth t
     deirdreofsorrows1 : they will say, nooo there is a difference
     deirdreofsorrows1 : im serious
     rendermaster : goths dont' think they are vampires
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:39:54 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     just_me_29670 : <--- 250lb 6` 9 bring it bitch
     zedechiah_the_messiah : I AM A REUL LYCANTHROPE N U ALL R 2 DUM 4 ME
     william_pride2000 : gremlins on fire today :D
     neweminim420 : vamps can't be photographed
     aggro_femme : rendermaster, are you sure?
     william_pride2000 : vamps?...you mean like cheap women?
     gremlin_net : Most goths are just failed poets. The vampires are special losers.
     rendermaster : I've neve rmet one, aggro, that claime dto be a vampire
     aggro_femme : Vampire: The Perpetual Nuisance.
     ondoher2 : neweminim: you're silly.
     rendermaster : lol aggro
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: really? Why not?
     reason_over_faith : new are you stating you cannot be photographed?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:40:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     just_me_29670 : give it up
     just_me_29670 : new i can understand if you are in a vamp roleplaying game and your fucking around or if your in a cult but your not a reallll fucking vampire that drinks blood
     william_pride2000 : i beg to differ...i have LOTS of pictures of cheap women
     suicyde_alley : Plautus has to work today?
     rendermaster : because the title of this chat room isn't "space shuttle discourse"
     just_me_29670 : william
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: I have a better question. If I got a snap of you wearing a trenchcoat, would the trenchcoat show up in the image? And, if not, would it show up once you took it off?
     william_pride2000 : he can WANT to be one
     just_me_29670 : yea i got 100 of candice and susty
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: also, do you set off the radars on automatic doors?
     just_me_29670 : dusty
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: I have a lot of questions about vampires.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:41:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : your questions will be answerd soon enough
     william_pride2000 : ooo..here's light....light...burn the vampire!
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: I'm sure you're aware that you're getting nearly as much UV radiation off your computer screen as you'd getting standing outside on a cloudy day. Why haven't you poofed? In the vanishing sense, I mean.
     aggro_femme : *chuckles*
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:42:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     aggro_femme : "lestat could spell"
     reason_over_faith : new are you stating that you are an actuall vampire?
     aggro_femme : *laughs*
     rendermaster : how did the meeting with your parole officer go, plautus?
     plautus_serious : Spelling.
     neweminim420 : that is in movies u call yourself a scientist
     plautus_serious : Vampires.
     plautus_serious : Meetings.
     plautus_serious : Parole.
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: you made a mistake. I'm a scientist in a biological field, *and* I happen to have a sort of allergy to sunlight. You're not convincing anyone of dick while I'm around, Geek.
     suicyde_alley : fumigates William with Mountain Fresh Scent.
     plautus_serious : Movies.
     neweminim420 : ya right
     william_pride2000 : plautus...all out of free samples at the methodone clinic?
     reason_over_faith : Shut the fuck up plautus.
     plautus_serious : Fresh Scent.
     rendermaster : Ignore
     lee_colum :
     plautus_serious : Methadone.
     rendermaster : Click
     christian_von_rethy : who's the vampire here?
     plautus_serious : Vampires again.
     neweminim420 : i am
     rendermaster : we are all vampires
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: so you can handle sunlight after all. But cameras won't catch you. Odd....
     rendermaster : wanna suck?
     banana_annie : there are none at all
     william_pride2000 : thanks suicyde :">
     plautus_serious : Getting the picture, beingwithalovelywomen?
     plautus_serious : Nobody cares.
     banana_annie : cept for reason's ex wife
     grapesofmelancholy : lmao at neweminim
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:43:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     reason_over_faith : render, wait till you get divorced, then you will KNOW what a real vampire is.
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: so, will a camera get your clothes, or not? You haven't told us that yet.
     rendermaster : lol
     reason_over_faith : w3rd prof.
     william_pride2000 : lol@reason....WELL SAID!
     rendermaster : my wife will make mor emoney thanI do, so I'll get to be the vampire ;)
     just_me_29670 : takes a picture of new and sends it to the sun times for 400 dollars of avamp pic
     just_me_29670 : lmao
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: surely youve tested this very thing....
     reason_over_faith : I tried to go the easy way out of it william. But I could nto find where she rested during daylight hours.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:44:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: do you show up in mirrors?
     banana_annie : avoideth monetary entanglements with others altogether
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: so your clothes show up in mirrors?
     gremlin_net : do*
     reason_over_faith : prof, except your pimp.
     william_pride2000 : reason...were we married to the same woman?
     neweminim420 : u are a food source that is it do u have a conversation with a cheese berger i think not
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: the difference is that I'm smarter than you and a cheeseburger put together.
     neweminim420 : i am
     aggro_femme : *stares* This is really stoopid.
     just_me_29670 : i do i talk to my cheeseburger before i eat it
     rendermaster : lol grem
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:45:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     just_me_29670 : and newemien if where food get out of out chat room
     zedechiah_the_messiah : the cheeseburger would be the IQ bolster
     zedechiah_the_messiah : New would only bring the burger down
     rendermaster : lololol
     aggro_femme : Heh.
     suicyde_alley : Holy Sophia...the myth of the Chupracabras has been solved...Neweminim420 did them all...hurry call Discovery.
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: that aside, calling me a foodsource constitutes a threat, which is in violation of USCode 18.875. Eat me.
     grapesofmelancholy : neweminim, your pathetic-ness is getting old quickly
     aggro_femme : *ignores the large fonts*
     aggro_femme : just_me_29670: i know where you live
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:46:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     christian_von_rethy : my cheesburger allways get rid of being eat by saying good jokes to me
     neweminim420 : u all shun what u don't understand i am not trying to offend u
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:47:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: are you still talking? I thought dead men told no tales....
     aggro_femme : just_me_29670: you may be a vamp just_me_29670: you might not be just_me_29670: but you forget that you cant gard your mind just_me_29670: from a phyic vam[p just_me_29670: far more powerful than you are little gir;l
     suicyde_alley : No fair using Google now.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:48:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : suicyde_alley: forget it. neweminim420 can't even answer a couple of easy questions he'd know for sure if he were a vampire.
     grapesofmelancholy : neweminim........do you actually consider yourself a vampire in the storybook sense?
     neweminim420 : u all will change your attitude soon
     grapesofmelancholy : or do you acknowledge that your "vampire" status is purely cultural
     suicyde_alley : He doesn't even realize that historically vampires don't even suck blood.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:49:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     suicyde_alley : He has watched too much Hollywood.
     reason_over_faith : they suck youth.
     william_pride2000 : maybe he's a welfare fraud and he's sucking off the system?
     zeys_0 : So, the vampires, they suck youth?
     banana_annie : maybe he just sucks.
     neweminim420 : god is culteral
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: the answer is obvious. Even if you were invisible to cameras, your clothes would remain nicely temporal. So: upload a snap of yourself wearing clothes. Then we'll see that you're a vampire.
     neweminim420 : true
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: unless, of course, you're just another LARPer 'tard who's full of shit....
     grapesofmelancholy : cultural. and you assume that i believe in god. i dont
     rendermaster : god has culture?
     william_pride2000 : wow....i didn't realize vampires recruited people with 3rd grade educations
     rendermaster : lolol
     reason_over_faith : not blood.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:50:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     reason_over_faith : The original vampire myth started that they fed on youth/lifeforce.
     rendermaster : I guess in new's case, the one who initiated him sucked intelligence
     grapesofmelancholy : william, i am hoping he is 12
     deirdreofsorrows1 : reason, or vlad the impaler
     suicyde_alley : Yes Reason...Paranic Energy...Life Force.
     rendermaster : yes, alley - did you ever see the movie, "lifeforce"?
     aggro_femme : Vlad the Impaler isn't the beginning or end of vampiric mythology.
     gremlin_net : Render: no; it has cultere. I'm not sure quite what that is, though....
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: how's that snap of your mystcally-filled-out clothes coming along?
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: are you conceding that you're full of shit?
     reason_over_faith : Render it sucked. A bunch of cheap jews made it, ;)
     rendermaster : lol
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:51:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     zedechiah_the_messiah : hey...HEY. that chick that walked around naked at the beginning of Lifeforce was my g/f
     william_pride2000 : oh yeah i remember lifeforce...full frontal nudity if i recall
     gremlin_net : Y'know...for a vampire, neweminim420 is pretty dumb. Imagine being centuries old, and only having a mental age of thirteen....
     ondoher2 : alf and mork from ork got together and farted a purple beam at the shuttle
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:52:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     aggro_femme : Why am *I* getting IMs from all the vampire freaks?
     deirdreofsorrows1 : shannon, they want you\
     gremlin_net : aggro_femme: there are others?
     aggro_femme : You're supposed to be talking to Gremlin.
     aggro_femme : Yeah.
     grapesofmelancholy : llynya, perhaps you seem tasty
     aggro_femme : Dee, ew.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:53:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : aggro_femme: they're afraid of me. I keep calling bullshit on their obvious lies.
     aggro_femme : I'm not even replying to that.
     deirdreofsorrows1 : mmm, I say get them menstruation bllod
     cockafella_30 : Male 34 from long Island
     aggro_femme : Gremlin, yeah, but I'm not.
     aggro_femme : They should be talking to you.
     neweminim420 : u all piss me off that is ok u will learn the truth soon
     aggro_femme : reason, I'm not in the mood for your shit.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:54:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     ondoher2 : newem: you're pathetic
     ondoher2 : newem: when you grow up, you'll regret this foolishness
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: how soon?
     neweminim420 : u have no idea
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: you're saying 'soon' to a group of people who are aware that, according to the bible, Christ will return 'quickly'.
     william_pride2000 : newminim....i have an idea that newminim stayed home from school today
     grapesofmelancholy : neweminim, what the hell are you talking about?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:55:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: tell you what. Whenever 'soon' comes around, you can tell me all about it at http://board.grem.tv
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: until then, you're just another offtopic troll in here.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:56:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : neweminim420: here's your shirt: http://troll.grem.tv
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:57:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:58:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:59:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=9257 Pot Shrinks Tumors; Government Knew in '74 May 31, 2000
     gremlin_net : Why is Goonie spamming one of my books?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:00:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     neweminim420 : i am going now
     plautus_serious : You call that a book? Books get bought and read.
     plautus_serious : You've had three copies sitting on Amazon for how long?
     reason_over_faith : lly, shut up tightass.
     plautus_serious : guffaws.
     neweminim420 : >:)>:)>:)666
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     william_pride2000 : devils and 666....i almost shit my shorts
     aggro_femme : Fuck you.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:01:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : Fifteen dollars for a 256p paperback humor aglomeration?
     plautus_serious : Man I bet your publisher is pissed, kicking himself in the ass every day.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:02:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     cockafella_30 : will personaly pay anyone one hundred thousand if they can show me proof that gremlin the phoney ever even had a slander case , he talks about slander cases incessantly
     plautus_serious : Somebody buy poor gremlin_net's book, his three copies are lonely sittingin a corner of Amazon's warehouse.
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     plautus_serious : Somebody buy his fifteen dollar paperback copyfest.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:03:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : Is there any original content in it at all or is it all reprints of other stuff?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:04:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : Somebody buy gremlin_net's fifteen dollar 256p paperback compilation effort. If you do maybe the book's rating can get up to 1,657,445!
     gremlin_net : Goonie: you'll never know; you can't afford to buy it.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:05:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : Only one million six hundred fifty-seven thousand four hundred forty-five books in line ahead of his!
     plautus_serious : (At least. :)) )
     gremlin_net : Goonie: you're an idiot.
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     plautus_serious : Only three (of five) copies left!
     plautus_serious : guffaws.
     plautus_serious : How long did it take you to sell those first two?
     gremlin_net : Goonie: three of five?
     indondasani : except that Amazon would buy books in bulk...
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:06:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Goonie: which two?
     plautus_serious : And hell, that novel hunter_the_uglychick wrote that she called a "review" was more interesting than the book itself.:))
     indondasani : and it seems to note that they're restocking.
     reason_over_faith : william dude..
     reason_over_faith : ick.
     neweminim420 :
     plautus_serious : "I'm not recommending this book. Yes I am. No I'm not."
     plautus_serious : cackles like a madman.
     gremlin_net : Goonie: congratulations. You've just proved that you know even less about publishing than you know about NASA.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:07:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : "Buy it if you want. Or don't buy it. I'm not trying to talk you into buying it. Yes I am."
     plautus_serious : :))
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     plautus_serious : Only three copies left!
     plautus_serious : Better hurry before bin Laden snatches them up!
     plautus_serious : guffaws.
     prettiest_n_pink_22 : Female
     gremlin_net : And goes back to his regularly-scheduled replispamming. Safe to gong him again....
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:08:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : cackles like a madman.
     ondoher2 : hey plautus: what's the ISBN of your book, i'd like to check it our?
     gremlin_net : he goes*
     ondoher2 : *out
     plautus_serious : What book?
     ondoher2 : plautus: ohm that's right. sorry
     plautus_serious : I had a book published?
     plautus_serious : That's news to me.
     gremlin_net : Ondo: just run a search on Finding the Real Purple Beam.
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     indondasani : gremlin; never thought you'd ignore someone spamming your book at Amazon, eh?
     plautus_serious : Only three copies left! Hurry before the christmas rush!
     plautus_serious : guffaws.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:09:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : A fifteen dollar 256p paperback!
     plautus_serious : Woo!
     gremlin_net : indondasani: he's just spamming the same thing over and over. And most people have him gonged already; it's not like he's really advertising anything to anyone.
     plautus_serious : Hell that's worth it.;)
     plautus_serious : If it's a map to buried treasure or something.
     indondasani : gremlin; good point.
     gremlin_net : Goonie: it's a map to your stash.
     plautus_serious : Or you could just do what gremlin_net did to "write" the book, use Google and find news.
     plautus_serious : :))
     gremlin_net : Ah shit. I've got less than an hour to be somewhere. Yay.
     gremlin_net : Be right back....
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:10:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     banana_annie : gremlin has a life
     plautus_serious : Got an important meeting with your publisher?
     plautus_serious : cackles like a madman.
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     plautus_serious : Better hurry, only three copies left of this 256p fifteen-dollar paperback gem!
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:11:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : Yeah. I liked the book. Quite a bit, actually. The book is, well, true. Or, well, being listed as "fiction," I should probably say that it's 'dishearteningly accurate.' It's also probably funny, but I'm not one to judge what others would find funny. Then again, yeah. People will find it funny. People laugh at the gratuitous use of (and let me observe the amazon.com guidelines) "the f-word." And lets not forget the pictures. The pictures alone should sell it. Or keep it from getting sold in stores without a warning label.
     cockafella_30 : plautus did you know gremlin recieves welfare?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:12:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : No, I didn't, cockafella_30.
     cockafella_30 : yeah, he claims he is disabled
     gremlin_net : Back.
     plautus_serious : Which would probably be enough to sell it, if it were a really lousy book. But it isn't. That would be the good news, I guess.... What it probably is, besides accurate and amusing, would be offensive. But probably just to the people it ends up describing who realise it's describing them. The truth hurts, and all that.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:13:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     reason_over_faith : Wow grem cock said you are on welfare.
     reason_over_faith : LOL
     gremlin_net : Goonie's still raving about a book he hasn't read? Figures: he raves about a purple beam he hasn't seen, too....
     plautus_serious : Other than that, I don't really have much to say about the book. I probably can't; the guidelines don't allow you to mention any plot points. Actually, they ask you to refrain from giving any away. Not that there are any plot points. Which reminds me of something that ought to be mentioned -- the format is really original. Other than that.... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864
     ondoher2 : gremlin: if you're on welfare, how ever do you pay for your webspace :O
     gremlin_net : Ondo: who said I was on welfare?
     indondasani : ondo; maybe gremlin's evading taxes.
     reason_over_faith : lol
     indondasani : ...that might technically be counted as 'welfare'...
     gremlin_net : indondasani: maybe >:)
     ondoher2 : gremlin: cock
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:14:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Ondo: ah. Well...who'd listen to him?
     indondasani : gremlin; plautus.
     ondoher2 : gremlin: momma's boy
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 The entire thing is written pretty much as well as the original online articles were written (a few of which are contained in the book). And about the only comparison I can offer to anything I've ever read would be that it kinda reminds me of either Carlin or Dennis Miller. But it looks a lot better on paper. Reads easier, I guess. That much is hard to explain.
     indondasani : chuckles.
     reason_over_faith : grem plautus, LOL
     plautus_serious : indondasani, wrong.
     indondasani : reason; I said the joke first.
     gremlin_net : I'll amend that. Who of any measurable *importance* would listen to him.
     plautus_serious : cockafella_30 : plautus did you know gremlin recieves welfare? plautus_serious : No, I didn't, cockafella_30.
     william_pride2000 : <---measures his importance
     deirdreofsorrows1 : reason, yea...quit stealing material
     william_pride2000 : niiiiiice :D
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:15:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     cockafella_30 : gremlin, if by remote chance amazon sells the three books, you may have enough for grocerys this week
     gremlin_net : cockafella_30: what evidence supports your libel that I receive welfare?
     plautus_serious : laughs.
     plautus_serious : Libel?
     deirdreofsorrows1 : laughs
     plautus_serious : You can't libel a turd.
     cockafella_30 : well gremlin make a suit , and in discovery ill have you produce all your documents
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 And I'm getting bored with writing this, so I'm going to finish it up, fairly short of 1,000 words. I recommend this book. Definitely. Yet, I don't.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:16:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Goonie: granted, cockafella_30 is nearly as destitute as you are. But, whether he has the wherewithal to pay a settlement has nothing to do with whether his fraud constitutes libel.
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 Here's where I run the risk of being redundant. Smart people -- bear with me. I'd like to recommend this book to every idiot out there, in hopes that they might, as I mentioned earlier, accidentally learn something. Then again, that would be terribly optimistic of me. I'd do better to warn idiots away from it, to protect them. If you're not very smart, don't come anywhere near this book. Books... 'bad'....
     plautus_serious : Libel?
     cockafella_30 : a lawsuit from gremlin would be great, i could find out everything about him and expose the fraud that he is
     plautus_serious : guffaws.
     gremlin_net : cockafella_30: so you concede that you have no evidence. That's what I thought.
     plautus_serious : You can't libel shit.
     william_pride2000 : I guess illicit beer mug sales are next
     plautus_serious : What about confessions, gremlin_net?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:17:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Goonie: what about them?
     plautus_serious : I have this in my log, "gremlin_net : yes, i am on welfare, don't tell anybody"
     gremlin_net : Goonie: prove it.
     deirdreofsorrows1 : why would grem tell you anything plautus
     ondoher2 : laughs at plautus. laughs and laughs :))
     cockafella_30 : gremlin youre insignifiagnt
     reason_over_faith : LOL @ cock
     plautus_serious : If you didn't want people to know you shouldn't have PM'ed it to me.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:18:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     reason_over_faith : insignificant
     gremlin_net : Phone. Greenback.
     cockafella_30 : didactical bastard
     plautus_serious : Did you really think I'd keep it a secret?
     plautus_serious : I have this in my log, "gremlin_net : yes, i am on welfare, don't tell anybody"
     cockafella_30 : gremlin and his inane dictums
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:19:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : Don't forget his inane "book," too.
     plautus_serious : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0966905997/103-9003767-6227864 News of the Stoopid [NotS] by Gremlin List Price: $14.95 Paperback: 256 pages ISBN: 0966905997 Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,657,446 Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
     plautus_serious : Only three copies left, hurry, they'll all be gone by 2010!
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:20:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Back.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:21:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Greenback's on the move to the next location. And his laptop is getting mailed here.
     cockafella_30 : gremlin, the didactic author of vapid nonsense
     ondoher2 : grem: any idea when he can help with the images
     reason_over_faith : Oh christ, shut up cock you moron.
     cockafella_30 : hehehehe
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:22:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Goonie: so you have no evidence of anything, except for this uncharacteristic PM hoax.
     plautus_serious : I have this in my log, "gremlin_net : yes, i am on welfare, don't tell anybody"
     plautus_serious : Did you really expect me to keep it a secret?
     plautus_serious : Man, you're dumber than I thought.
     cockafella_30 : gremlin so you have concede, its good to confess
     indondasani : hoaxes are very in character for plautus.
     plautus_serious : The "subject" is whatever people are talking about.
     cockafella_30 : reason put me back on ignore you middle aged halfbreed, cancer infested malignant grotesque snake
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:23:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : He is a snake, isn't he, cockafella_30?
     cockafella_30 : yeah
     plautus_serious : Tells one story in PM then denies it when it gets thrown in his face.
     plautus_serious : What a bogus asshole.
     reason_over_faith : cock, no way. I like showing al here what a dimwitted fucktard lying sack of shit you are.
     cockafella_30 : gremlin has conceded hes on the dole, how emotional
     william_pride2000 : gremlin eats pineapples?
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:24:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     plautus_serious : No, he eats guv'ment cheese.
     cockafella_30 : gremlin is entitled, after all he is much smarter than everyone on earth
     plautus_serious : laughs.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:25:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     cockafella_30 : just not smart enough to make money, heheheheh
     plautus_serious : Unless you count the humans, cockafella_30.
     reason_over_faith : Yes cock, no one can milk the welfare system like you.
     plautus_serious : He's unemployed, cut him some slack. There are three jobs for every five people looking for a job.
     plautus_serious :
     cockafella_30 : reason youre only one step above him, youre on the workin welfare
     william_pride2000 : <---has never even seen a food stamp
     gremlin_net :
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:26:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Male
     gremlin_net : Okay. Hunter wants to postpone for tomorrow. That's easy.
     reason_over_faith : cock, hardly, I work, which is more than I can say for you. So please. take your bullshit pictures, your rented benz and your claims to fame and fortune elsewhere. You are a worthless piece of shit.
     ondoher2 : grem: when do you talk to the cold moon folks?
     gremlin_net : Ondo: Saturday.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:27:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     ondoher2 : k
     cockafella_30 : you would think with only three books on the shelf the bidding might rise above 14 bucks?
     gremlin_net : Ondo: unless they chicken out, in which case we have an answer anyway.
     ondoher2 : gremlin: yes
     reason_over_faith : time to kill more people.
     cockafella_30 : reason are you that jelous?
     gremlin_net : Ondo: they're well aware that they owe me over twenty thousand bucks. They might end up trying to hide. But we'll see.
     reason_over_faith : cock, of you? Not a chance.
     ondoher2 : gremlin: let me know if i can help
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:28:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     cockafella_30 : seems youre green with envy reason, say something with validity you skell
     gremlin_net : Ondo: did I tell you that, after several hours of trying to talk them out of it, and several weeks of showing them by example, they've now come up with the novel idea that a hypertext site might me faster to load than a flashsite?
     cockafella_30 : fuck, gremlin, the whole world owes you, whats a puny 20 grand?
     reason_over_faith : I did cock, you have yet to prove any of the outlandish claims you make. In the meantime, go tell your wife how you fucked Rumana again.
     ondoher2 : gremlin: haha!
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:29:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     reason_over_faith : waves.
     ondoher2 : gremlin: typical
     cockafella_30 : reson you jelous boy
     frump_girl : Who is Rumana?
     gremlin_net : Ondo: yeah.
     reason_over_faith :
     william_pride2000 : wait wait wait....cock got laid?..with THAT puss?
     william_pride2000 : but again...i say that NICELY
     cockafella_30 : resason, just because you didnt age well and will be dead of cancer before the age of 50, doesnt mean you should be so subversive
     william_pride2000 : <---NICE
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:30:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Ondo: initially, they wanted something A) better than the old site, but B) something like [insert multimillion-dollar cinematic site here]. And, they apparently wanted it for free since they're so cool....
     ondoher2 : gremlin: yes, cool gets you everything. not!
     demiurge_nt : cocka: Don't get into the habit of talking to people that aren't here, people may think you're schizophrenic. ;)
     reason_over_faith : scratch that.
     reason_over_faith : snowed out.
     reason_over_faith : YEAH!!
     cockafella_30 : demi what are you refering to?
     ondoher2 : gremlin: cool get's you a 12-year-old working on daddy's computer
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:31:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Ondo: it doesn't really matter anymore. The old site is irrevocably gone. And I own the new URL. If they don't want to pay me, they can go extinct on their own ethics.
     gremlin_net : Ondo: heh. That's about what the old site looked like.
     gremlin_net : Ondo: specifically, the old site looked like http://www.cold-moon.net
     reason_over_faith : We all passed her around.
     reason_over_faith : you missed it.
     gremlin_net : Ondo: except there was more of the same after the splashpage.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:32:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     ondoher2 : gremlin: that's pretty lame
     gremlin_net : Ondo: yup.
     cockafella_30 :
     gremlin_net : Ondo: Hellhound, unfinished though it is, is somewhat better.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:33:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     reason_over_faith :
     gremlin_net : Ondo: I'm almost tempted to clean up and recompile Hellhound just to have something I wouldn't mind showing people. Just for the format. I might do that in my free time.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:34:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Ondo: the slowness of it is mostly due to this JiT shit they kept coming up with after the foundation was set.
     plautus_serious : Male
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:35:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     gremlin_net : Ugh. I don't get to stay home after all. I still have to mail some stuff in the next fifteen minutes.
     LOG DATA Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:36:55 hunter_the_crazychick, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIAN CHAT:1
     

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