27 February 2003 at 09.19.12 ZuluTime
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Posted by Gremlin [12.211.200.127 - 12-211-200-127.client.attbi.com] on 27 February 2003 at 09.19.12 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: Chapter 2... posted by Baron Greenback on 26 February 2003 at 00.26.51 ZuluTime:
In theory, you'll get lawyers, but won't need them.
For all I care, you can go ahead and officially send the fucking navy in after these 'tards. Partly because I just had to hitchhike home from my parking spot in a blizzard again. It's decided: I'm keeping a logue of how many nights--out of thirty-one--I haven't got the parking spot I'm guaranteed by Amendment Fourteen of my lease, and deducting ten bucks per night I have to park elsewhere from rent. If they don't like it, they can either try to sue me for the potential $310 and lose more than that for breach of contract, try to evict me and run into my injuction at the same time I sue them for breach of contract, or get a damned clue and start enforcing the fucking sign reading something like DON'T PARK HERE IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING LIVE.
If they were suddenly sued, arrested, and/or attacked by the navy at the same time, I wouldn't complain much. I'm not sure I'm waiting for July to move out anymore; I might only be waiting for it to get warm enough to carry things to a truck I'll have to park someplace else since I can't park in my fucking spot.
So: up to you. Just let me know in advance so I'm not too surprised if they happen to ask me why they're bleeding to death one day....
--Gremlin