Posted by Ford Prefect [68.99.206.78 - ip68-99-206-78.ph.ph.cox.net] on 13 March 2003 at 19.56.25 ZuluTime:

Here is one I found.

"Well, if freedom fries were originally called french fries, and they were invented in belgium, and they still called em french fires, then maybe we should invede beljium and kill them all for sidiing wit hte fernch. Isn't belguim where the dutch live? I know a lot of people don't lik the duch, so our troops could have an Amsterdamn good time!"

-JuneGrrl69, from "Bluestraveler.net" chat room.