| 14 March 2003 at 07.13.07 ZuluTime
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Posted by Ford Prefect [68.99.206.78 - ip68-99-206-78.ph.ph.cox.net] on 14 March 2003 at 07.13.07 ZuluTime:
Tonight, a momentous thing happened on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Japanes boy band sensation "Hapatai" debuted on American network television singing their hit song "Yatta".
Yup, its those freaky ass fairies who prance around singing in fractured, frighteningly nonsensical Japlish while wearing fig leaves over their winky-wanky-woos.
I had seen them before, on a video file on the net, but it was a small, lo res image. This time it was on my big screen TV, with their creepy singing and flappin figs right in my fucking face. I 'm afraid I have permanent retinal and auditory damage. I'm going to have to sterilize my corneas with bleach. I feel...icky...for having seen such a hideous spectacle.
Is there a support group for people who have been through such trauma? Should I start one?