Posted by Hunter [12.211.199.55 - 12-211-199-55.client.attbi.com] on 20 March 2003 at 07.45.54 ZuluTime:

Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Fri Feb 21 23:31:56 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): hey
     *** Auto-response sent to sjacobs1980@msn.com: I am currently away from the computer.
     (L) Shawn (L): ok
     (L) Shawn (L): i just wanted to talk
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Sat Feb 22 05:16:59 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:44:12 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): hey
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:44:21 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:44:26 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): you there?
     (L) Shawn (L): please answer
     Hunter: Hello.
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:45:01 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:45:24 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): how are you?
     Hunter: Fine. You?
     (L) Shawn (L): pretty good
     (L) Shawn (L): my friend and I wore a diaper just for fun
     (L) Shawn (L): did i just gross you out?
     Hunter: No.
     (L) Shawn (L): i know, i am weird huh?
     Hunter: Probably not. There are fetish sites devoted to people in diapers, so it must not be too weird.
     (L) Shawn (L): have you ever done it since being a baby?
     Hunter: Wearing a diaper? no.
     (L) Shawn (L): why sweetie? it is fun
     Hunter: Please don't call me sweetie, and no, wearing diapers doesn't sound like fun to me. I wouldn't suggest trying to push it on other people.
     (L) Shawn (L): ok
     (L) Shawn (L): sorry
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:49:54 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 19:54:04 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): want to see my webcam?
     Hunter: No.
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 19:54:10 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 19:55:07 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): why??
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 20:02:13 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Wed Mar 19 23:03:38 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): hey
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Wed Mar 19 23:03:41 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Wed Mar 19 23:04:47 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): you there?
     (L) Shawn (L): please answer
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Wed Mar 19 23:04:55 2003

     Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Wed Mar 19 23:20:57 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): hello???
     Session Close (sjacobs1980@msn.com): Wed Mar 19 23:21:00 2003

sjacobs_80215: please answer
     Hunter: What. I'm busy....
     sjacobs_80215: i am sorry sweetie
     sjacobs_80215: can you call me later on?
     Hunter: Call?
     sjacobs_80215: yeah, can you call me on my cellphone later?
     Hunter: I think you have me confused with someone entirely else.
     sjacobs_80215: this is shawn
     sjacobs_80215: remember
     sjacobs_80215: ?
     Hunter: No, actually, I don't. I only know one Sean, that I know of. What do you think I remember you from?
     sjacobs_80215: i have talked to you before
     sjacobs_80215: what is the last name of the sean you know?
     Hunter: I'd rather not share his name online. It wouldn't matter, though; he's in the Navy, and I've got his laptop.
     sjacobs_80215: oh
     sjacobs_80215: is he your boyfriend?
     Hunter: No.
     sjacobs_80215: oh
     sjacobs_80215: well i am pooping now in the toilet, with my laptop
     Hunter: That's nice. Good for you.
     sjacobs_80215: does that bother you sweetie?
     Hunter: I don't actually care.
     sjacobs_80215: why?
     Hunter: Because I don't?
     sjacobs_80215: did you poop tonight?
     Hunter: I don't discuss those processes online with complete and utter strangers. Particularly ones who seem to be fascinated or turned on by the prospect.
     sjacobs_80215: i am not turned on by it
     sjacobs_80215: can you at least join me in the bathroom sweetie?
     Hunter: No. I'm not your sweetie.
     sjacobs_80215: please join me????
     sjacobs_80215: i am lonely in here
     Hunter: Again I say "No". How many times do I have to say "No" before you understand "No".
     Hunter: That sounds like your problem.
     sjacobs_80215: i am lonely in the bathroom though
     Hunter: Okay. Do this for me then, will you?
     Hunter: Turn on the cam; plug in the hair dryer, fill the basin with water. Turn on the hair dryer, and stick both it and your head into the water-filled basin. Make sure you get it all on cam, though, because we all want to watch.
     sjacobs_80215: will you potty with me first?
     Hunter: No.
     sjacobs_80215: why?
     Hunter: I don't potty with people.
     sjacobs_80215: why?
     Hunter: Because I don't. Read. Comprehend. I. Don't.
     sjacobs_80215: by the way, you are a psycho
     Hunter: Really. Whatever made you come to that amazing conclusion
     sjacobs_80215: the hair dryer thing
     sjacobs_80215: duh
     Hunter: Can you tell me why that's any more psychotic than begging a stranger over Yahoo to 'potty' with you?
     sjacobs_80215: i am not going to do that, you stupid slutty bitch
     Hunter: Stupid slutty bitch? What about my actions have indicated that I am in any way 'stupid' or 'slutty'?
     sjacobs_80215: stupid for the hair dryer thing, and slutty because i know that you sleep with every man you get close to
     Hunter: 1. The Hair dryer thing wasn't my idea. It was the idea of the people I'm sharing our conversation with. 2. How do you know this? I haven't slept with you; that makes you wrong, doesn't it? I won't even /call/ you. How does that back up your slutty comment? Can you back up your assertion? Do you have any evidence?
     sjacobs_80215: i talk to your friends
     Hunter: Oh? What ones?
     sjacobs_80215: and not telling you who they are, plus i have friends that know you, also sharing our conversation with everybody on the planet is not a good idea, because i can get you for it
     Hunter: Oh, can you? And again: what friends?
     Hunter: How can you get me? Tell me how you can get me for, say, posting this to the gremlin.net messageboard.
     sjacobs_80215: none of yo damn business
     Hunter: Ah, lies, I see. How, uh, clever of you.
     sjacobs_80215: FBI maybe
     Hunter: Oh. The FBI? Funny; they don't seem to care about geeks who message me and make idiots out of themselves.
     sjacobs_80215: but that is none of your business, but it will happen tomorrow morning
     sjacobs_80215: i am not an idiot
     Hunter: *copies that little threat into the chatroom and has a nice laugh*
     Hunter: What'll happen tomorrow morning?
     Hunter: My god you're hideous....

I happened to look at his profile. Here, I got a screenshot for you....

sjacobs_80215: none of your fucking business
     sjacobs_80215: bitch
     Hunter: None of my business? But you're alleging that whatever will happen will happen to me because I'm sharing our conversation with a bunch of people? Are you going to get gremlin.net taken offline?
     Hunter: By the way, everyone thinks you're oh-so-sexay with those Sloth teeth of yours. COme on, say HEY YOU GUYYAAAASSS for us....
     sjacobs_80215: oh, your going to hell
     sjacobs_80215: in JAIL
     Hunter: On what charge?
     sjacobs_80215: you really really really want to know?
     Hunter: Yes.
     Hunter: Oh, and: My friends want to meet you. Come to Atheist vs Christian Chat and tell them all about how you're pooping and how you're going to get me arrested. Come on, Sloth.
     sjacobs_80215: charges will be assessed by the fact that you want me to be killed with a hair dryer and water and want it on cam
     sjacobs_80215: sucks to be you
     Hunter: Oh really?
     sjacobs_80215: yep
     sjacobs_80215: should have kept your mouth shut
     Hunter: Funny. Now how are they going to pin it on me when it wasn't even my idea?
     Hunter: And are interpol really going to take you seriously?
     sjacobs_80215: they already know
     sjacobs_80215: i sent them an e-mail of this conversation
     Hunter: They do? Who? Did you report me to abuse@yahoo.com? That's not the FBI....
     sjacobs_80215: i reported you to the authorities
     Hunter: The 'authorities'. And which authorities are these?
     sjacobs_80215: the cops
     Hunter: Ah. And which cops are these?
     sjacobs_80215: they are tracing your ip address
     Hunter: Oh really? And how are they doing that? How do you know that they're doing that? Are they sitting right there next to you? What kind of moron are you, that you think the cops take your accusation of making 'serious interstate threats' seriously?
     Hunter: You do realise that by reporting this, you've cinched a future harassment case, right? My chat transcripts show incessant messaging prior to my ever responding to you. Attempts to ignore you that failed when you tracked me down through /another/ name. Or dont you understand reality?
     sjacobs_80215: well, they looked at the hair dryer thing
     Hunter: And they laughed at you, didn't they?
     sjacobs_80215: nope
     sjacobs_80215: they want you behind bars
     Hunter: Funny. They're laughing over the phone with me....
     sjacobs_80215: because i pressed charges against you
     Hunter: Oh? And how'd you manage to do that without a name?
     sjacobs_80215: like i said, they have your ip address
     Hunter: They do? Funny; I'm not seeing any evidence of being hit by any outside source; nobody's traced me.
     sjacobs_80215: how do you know this?
     Hunter: I have a firewall, you fucking retard.
     sjacobs_80215: it don't matter if you have a firewall or not
     sjacobs_80215: when the fbi is involved, they have technology to over-ride it
     sjacobs_80215: trust me, i am a networking engineer
     sjacobs_80215: so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
     Hunter: Oddly, I believe you. Any idiot can get a document claiming "Network Engineer" now. I've 'worked with' the FBI on an internet stalking case before. How is it the FBI now? You said you reported me to the 'cops' Make up your mind; keep track of your lies.
     Hunter: You're getting awfully boring and predictable. But lemme share something about the FBI: reporting something to the FBI doesn't result in an instant trace. Filing a report with he cops also doesn't result in an instant trace. Filing a complaint about someone 'hurting your feelings over Yahoo' results in getting laughed at /after you leave the station/.
     Hunter: In order for there to be a valid case, the threats have to be made in the sense of the person saying "I will do this to you", and it's preferred that they make them frequently, and to people other than the threatened person.
     Hunter: You have no understanding of how the legal system works, do you?
     sjacobs_80215: just fuck off and die, no further communication is taking place
     Hunter: You promised me that last month.
     Hunter: *prepares to post the full history, starting with everything from the last three months* Fucking stalker.
     sjacobs_80215: excuse me?
     Hunter: Ah ah, no further communication. As you would have been advised by the cops, moron....
     sjacobs_80215: i am not a fucking stalker, i have a wife you fucking slut
     sjacobs_80215: go back to east colfax where you belong with the rest of the prostitutes and sluts
     Hunter: Oh, you have a wife? How's she going to feel when it gets shown that you were asking me to call you?
     Hunter: Oh hey, and check this out: "Session Start (MSN - Hunter:sjacobs1980@msn.com): Tue Feb 25 18:45:24 2003
     (L) Shawn (L): how are you?
     Hunter: Fine. You?
     (L) Shawn (L): pretty good
     (L) Shawn (L): my friend and I wore a diaper just for fun"
     sjacobs_80215: that is pathetic you bitch
     Hunter: What's pathetic? It's hardly my fault that you messaged me, and Trillian archived it.
     sjacobs_80215: Trillian didn't archive it, you did
     Hunter: Nope. Trillian did. It's in the defaults; I just didn't bother shutting it off....
     sjacobs_80215: there is no such thing as trillian
     sjacobs_80215: that is msn you slut
     Hunter: No such thing as trillian? My, don't these people look stupid then: http://www.ceruleanstudios.com/trillian/index.html
     Hunter: Fucking moron....
     Hunter: Oh wait, that's right, you're just a network engineer; you don't know anything about computers.
     sjacobs_80215: i have a computer science degree from metro, i build fucking computers, install programs and maintain networks you bitch
     sjacobs_80215: i can show you certification if you wish
     Hunter: Anyone can install a programme, you fucking 'tard. Guess what: I can build a computer and maintain a fucking network too. Whoopty shit. What, did you get roped in by the "IT Boon" scam? *laughs*
     sjacobs_80215: not anyone
     sjacobs_80215: i install for businesses bitch
     sjacobs_80215: i also work at metro state college, so FUCK OFF
     Hunter: Yeah, and the fact that you do it tells me that /anyone/ can do it.
     Hunter: Oh, wow, so there's a credential. That just puts you well above the people in Sillicon Valley, doesn't it?
     sjacobs_80215: i am higher than bill gates right now
     sjacobs_80215: i have more money than him
     sjacobs_80215: so ha ha ha FUCK OFF YOU BITCH
     Hunter: Oh really?
     Hunter: *laughs*
     Hunter: More money than bill gates? That's a hoot....
     Hunter: Why haven't you done anything about your /face/?
     sjacobs_80215: i am serious
     Hunter: You might be deluded enough to think so, but nobody else is.
     sjacobs_80215: FUCK OFF YOU WHORE
     Hunter: Oh, now all my friends in A vs C *really* want to meet you and bask in the glow of your teeth.
     Hunter: How am I a whore? I won't even /call/ you. Fuck; you guys have /got/ to get with the programme.
     sjacobs_80215: ha ha ha, that is an old picture anyway you cunt
     Hunter: Sure it is.
     sjacobs_80215: it is
     sjacobs_80215: from 3 years ago
     sjacobs_80215: so HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
     Hunter: Oh yeah. The giant font really reaffirms your point; so does the FagFade....
     Hunter: Everyone believes you now
     sjacobs_80215: FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUM BUBBLING WHORE
     Hunter: Good retort. And why, again, are you calling me a whore? is it because I wouldn't cyber with you, or because I wouldn't phone you, or because I'm not buying your shit, and am going to expose you like the moron you are?
     sjacobs_80215: I AM NOT A MORON..........GOODBYE
     Hunter: I'm sure the people at gremlin.net will believe you....
     Hunter: Hey, maybe you'll even win idiot of the month. I'll bet that makes you feel special.
     sjacobs_80215: GOOD BYE YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUMBUBBLING FUCKING WHORE ASS PIECE OF SHIT
     Hunter: Wow; did you just learn those words? You sure sound like it....
     Hunter: Here's a hint: "goodbye" means you're "leaving". It doesn't mean "Try to get the last word"....

It's really rather sad that I lost some of this. I don't have anything earlier than February from him in the Trillian archive....

I should probably read over the Yahoo transcript; I was laughing so hard there that I barely know what I said; I probably fucked up a few times. I'm fairly certain he was an idiot who was threatening to have me arrested for suggesting he kill himself, though....

Obviously, nobody called me. Had they, though, it probably would've resulted in a good laugh. And no outside sources that weren't the regular Yahoo/AIM/MSN/ so on were pinging me attempting to trace me, so I have to assume that even /he/ was too dumb to find my IP. Y'know, the one that shows up at the top of this message....