Posted by colo(u)rofjanuary [66.27.227.123 - bak-66-27-227-123.bak.rr.com] on 15 April 2003 at 08.01.16 ZuluTime:

I don't know why people still surprise me. I just humored this guy for a while out of boredom. I thought there was going to be a punchline eventually...maybe even a fat joke...but it never made a goddamn bit of sense. *sigh*

calm4u2002: hi do you like to chat
     colorofjanuary: ummm....sure?
     calm4u2002: can you drink lots water
     colorofjanuary: haha can i drink lots of water?
     colorofjanuary: i suppose so.
     calm4u2002: how many glasswater you can drink
     colorofjanuary: in how long?
     calm4u2002: in hole day
     colorofjanuary: in a day? i could probably drink 20 or so. why?
     calm4u2002: can you drink 100glasswater
     colorofjanuary: i'm sure if i really really tried, i could, but it would hurt me. why?
     calm4u2002: can you get more fater
     calm4u2002: can you do it for me
     colorofjanuary: are you insane?
     calm4u2002: are you fater
     colorofjanuary: you apparently don't speak very good english.
     calm4u2002: can you gain more weight
     colorofjanuary: can i? i'm sure i could.
     calm4u2002: can you do it right now
     colorofjanuary: haha right this minute? no, probably not.
     calm4u2002: why not
     colorofjanuary: because i don't think it's possible. is there a reason you're asking me these insane questions?
     colorofjanuary: you do understand that you're an idiot, right?
     calm4u2002: yes i do
     colorofjanuary: haha just making sure. have a good night.
     calm4u2002: can you get fater before you go
     colorofjanuary: HAHAHAH
     colorofjanuary: sure.
     calm4u2002: can you drink 200glasswater
     colorofjanuary: right now? no.
     calm4u2002: right now
     colorofjanuary: i can't.
     calm4u2002: how much you drink
     colorofjanuary: right now? 1 glass
     calm4u2002: can you drink more water
     colorofjanuary: no
     calm4u2002: why
     calm4u2002: are you getting fater
     calm4u2002: how much you weight right now
     colorofjanuary: i don't know.
     calm4u2002: are you getting fater
     colorofjanuary: sure. fine. whatever.
     calm4u2002: can you get more fater
     calm4u2002: can i add you in my friend list
     colorofjanuary: ummm....no.
     calm4u2002: why not
     calm4u2002: can i add you
     colorofjanuary: because you're an idiot.
     calm4u2002: no i am not idiot
     calm4u2002: i am find
     calm4u2002: can i add you right now
     colorofjanuary: no
     calm4u2002: why
     calm4u2002: i will add you right now
     colorofjanuary: haha if you want.
     colorofjanuary: where are you from?
     calm4u2002: i am live in kane Pennsylvania
     colorofjanuary: your english isn't very good.
     calm4u2002: are you still drink lots water
     calm4u2002: i live in kane Pennsylvania in 35yrs
     colorofjanuary: i see.
     colorofjanuary: i'm having trouble believing that.
     calm4u2002: yes i am
     colorofjanuary: haha
     calm4u2002: how much you drink
     calm4u2002: can you drink 90glasswater
     colorofjanuary: why are you asking?
     calm4u2002: yes i did
     calm4u2002: can you do it
     colorofjanuary: why?
     calm4u2002: are you still drink lots water
     calm4u2002: how much you drink
     colorofjanuary: what the fuck is wrong with you?
     calm4u2002: nothing i ask
     colorofjanuary: but you never answer when i ask why.