Posted by Ford Prefect [68.99.194.76 - ip68-99-194-76.ph.ph.cox.net] on 14 January 2003 at 18.03.00 ZuluTime:

Last night at about 1 am I was sitting in the living room of my apartment at the computer looking at old photoshop phriday contests. It was rather warm in the apartment (this is arizona after all), so I opened a window to get some ventilation. A little bit later I noticed someone peering in the window, looking around and saying "Hello, anyone there?".

I notice the guy is a skinny looking white guy with a conservative haircut wearing a white shirt and a tie, not the kind of person you would be expecting to see peering in your window at 1 in the morning.

I go outside and see that the guy is a mormon missionary, holding a bible in one hand and a book of mormon in the other. I ask the little fucker what the hell he was doing. He replies with the standard "I'm here today to discuss our lord, jesus christ".

This is just a little too strange, considering he was looking in my window at 1 in the morning. Then I remembered something that happened a few days prior.

A few days earlier a group of missionaries came to my door and (no shit) tried to push their way into the house when I tried to close the door. Thus, I slammed the door on them. As they were walking away, I opened the door and called out to them "By the way, if I ever see any of you at my door again, I'll call the police for harassment" just to put the fear of god into them, so to speak.

So now I'm wondering, are they doing this to me on purpose to get me back, or have they just gotten stupid and reckless?

By the way, we dealt with the peeping-tom-for-christ. My roommate threatened him and said he was going to call the police. The guy ran. Fast.