05 October 2004 at 05.12.50 ZuluTime

Re: This guy makes Hovind look intelligent....

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Posted by Edward Warren [81.118.4.10 - Sunfilter3] on 05 October 2004 at 05.12.50 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: This guy makes Hovind look intelligent.... posted by Gremlin on 23 March 2003 at 19.29.10 ZuluTime:

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
     your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
     Mental Anguish. You would sue:

* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
      section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
      into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
      in there".

* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
      cretin like yourself.

* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
      case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
      a large cash settlement anyway.
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      Inside your desk you'll find a listing of the DEC/VMS operating
     system in IBM 1710 machine code. Show what changes are necessary to convert
     this code into a UNIX Berkeley 7 operating system. Prove that these fixes are
     bug free and run correctly. You should gain at least 150% efficiency in the
     new system. (You should take no more than 10 minutes on this question.)

MATHEMATICS
      If X equals PI times R^2, construct a formula showing how long
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GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
     Describe the Universe. Give three examples.
     

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