05 October 2004 at 17.12.43 ZuluTime

Re: Commodore 64? Don't make me kill you.

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Posted by Jack Cathy [81.118.4.10 - Sunfilter3] on 05 October 2004 at 17.12.43 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Commodore 64? Don't make me kill you. posted by Ford Prefect on 19 February 2003 at 01.05.40 ZuluTime:

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