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Posted by Kathline Jones [81.118.4.7 - Sunfilter2] on 11 October 2004 at 18.34.22 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: abc111@radiks.net posted by Gremlin on 03 January 2003 at 00.22.02 ZuluTime:
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had
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In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.
She's a women who conks to stupor.
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What to do...
if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard?
First of all, do not run after your camera. You will not have any
film, and, given the state of computer animation, noone will believe
you anyway. Be polite. Remember, if they have an FTL hyperdrive,
they can probably vaporize you, should they find you to be rude.
Direct them to the White House lawn, which is where they probably
wanted to land, anyway. A good road map should help.
if you wake up in the middle of the night, and discover that your
closet contains an alternate dimension?
Don't walk in. You almost certainly will not be able to get back,
and alternate dimensions are almost never any fun. Remain calm
and go back to bed. Close the door first, so that the cat does not
wander off. Check your closet in the morning. If it still contains
an alternate dimension, nail it shut.
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