| 17 June 2003 at 05.02.30 ZuluTime
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Posted by Hunter [12.211.202.152 - 12-211-202-152.client.attbi.com] on 17 June 2003 at 05.02.30 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: The most important revelation ever posted by baron greenback on 17 June 2003 at 01.40.04 ZuluTime:
26 And God said, Let us make ninjas in our image, after our likeness: and let them be totally awesome and flip out and kill the fish of the sea, and the fowl of the air, and the cattle, all the earth, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created ninjas in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be totally sweet, and flip out and kill people, and get really super pissed and swallow frisbees.
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was so cool he crapped his pants.. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.