Posted by colo(u)rofjanuary [66.27.227.123 - cpe-66-27-227-123.bak.rr.com] on 21 June 2003 at 01.11.41 ZuluTime:

So today I was in Hollywood. I had gone down there with a friend who was getting portfolio pictures taken for her big talent scout trip to New York. Anyway, we wanted to stop into Amoeba Records ( www.amoebamusic.com ) on Sunset, so we went on down. When we got out of the car, this guy saw us pull up and stopped us as I was filling the meter. He was an older black man, maybe in his early 50s, wearing a *goldenrod* jogging suit. He really looked like a bad pimp. He yammered on something about how sad it is that black men with big dicks are always going after poor pussy and how they should go for "fine" women like us. Great. He was interesting to say the least. He also mentioned the "great back end" that my friend had, and kept mentioning his "12". That's a little background. Anyway, turns out this guy was a panhandler (shocked?), but he actually gave us something for our dollar. I had to share this with someone because it's just...well...read it.
     (Any spelling or grammatical errors are *directly* from the "poetry" on the page he handed me)

The Wind Poem

My life is like the wind, that blows from all nine\ directions, not four. My life is like the wind, by me all human beings have their life. Before I entered the body, they were just like Robots, functioning but not living. Thats why it says in the Holy Book, Adam did not become a living being until the Almighty blew breath up his nose. So water, blood, bones and flesh can operate in motion and matter.But everyone in the flesh cannot live without me circulating throughout the whole flesh. So the body is not 3/4ths water, as modern science trys to proclaim. it is 3/4ths wind which travels off of light and light travels off of thoughts of The ZODS. And the whole body is possessed by divine black shadow that allows it to operate , in the now of fixed realities. My life is like the winds. Many can house me but none can control me. My life is like the winds I'm in all directions at once, oh what a puzzle of hidden supreme wisdom of being everywhere at the same time and know where at the same time, I'm in everyone but everyone is not in me. I rule the seen and the unseen. The worlds, that are called planets move because my force rotate them and allow them to hang in space. How sweet it is to be the immortal winds. My life is like the wind, that always blow loud or still.

By Doctor Emperor, Zod Zuzillion & Emperess Zuwonderful & Master Zuman

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I Will Not Stay Poor, Poems

1. I will not stay poor, because it is very common to be.
     2. I will not stay without power, because power is controlled by the few Families of the past and present.
     3. I will not stay in one city or state, and think everything is going to come to me mystically, things to come in the Zillions of order.
     4. I will not sleep with any hard headed women that dont share my dreams and put their time, money, into the building of my kingdom come on earth, (here, the font size jumps to about 20, for some reason) as it is in my total state of being.
     5. I will not let the fears of others stand in my way of riches, I will farm love, not fall in love, I will not stay poor.
     6. I will not stay poor, because I have the no how and do how and stay how and the staying power to make other people rich as well as myself.
     7. I will not stay poor because it is not in my nature of devine hood to do so. I will dream my wealth into the now. I will command my wealth into the right now's. I shall only run with people who want to see me rich. I shall use all my gifts that I was born with. I shall set short term goals and long term goals. I will not be an old man. With a head full of sense and no wealth, I will kill all my bad habits of the past that did not let my full wealth flow to me. I will not stay poor.

THE SONS OF LIGHTS.

By Zuman

So yeah. I just thought I'd share that little bit of fun I got today. Hope you guys are as amused as I am. ;)