Posted by Stoner [24.52.147.163 - ca-dibar-cuda1-c2a-163.anhmca.adelphia.net] on 25 June 2003 at 22.15.51 ZuluTime:

I don't know if you guys have it out in Colorado, but here in the glorious state of California (note the sarcasm), one of the most popular burger places around is In n Out Burger.
     On average, I visit In n Out once every other week. However, today I noticed something that almost made me throw my food up.
     Apparently, In n Out (which is family owned) was founded by very Christian Christians. I noticed on the bottom of my cup "John 3:16" was printed in miniscule font. I decided to look into it a little bit more. Here's what we have:

REVELATION 3:20 (burger and cheeseburger wrappers): Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
     open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

JOHN 3:16 (soda cups): For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish
     but have eternal life.

PROVERBS 3:15 (milkshake cups): She is more precious than jewels, and nothing you desire can compare with her.

NAHUM 1:7 (Double-Double wrapper): The LORD is good, a stronghold in the day of trouble; he knows those who take refuge in him.

The food is good, but not that good...

Also, at every location they have palm trees crossed, symboling the cross the Jeebus died on. To think, I've been eating their food for close to all fifteen years of my life. Sickening....