Posted by baron greenback [216.54.16.200 - ip-216-54-16-200.coxfiber.net] on 27 June 2003 at 23.00.04 ZuluTime:

Alright. I tried to be nice about this. Getting e-mail from you is one thing. Getting it from... nah. Too obvious.

Dear Mcclain,
     Yeah, Dick?

Last month, President Bush wrote you asking if you would support his reelection. Today, I write to ask you to play a special role in Bush-Cheney '04.
     So he did! It's a good thing you came along, because he just asked me for money. I'm more than happy to play a "special role" for you, good buddy

The President and I would be honored if you would become a Charter Member of Bush-Cheney '04 and would serve as one of our first key grassroots leaders in Aurora, Colorado?

One of the first? A month, and I'm one of the first? Oh, you have inspired my confidence so.
     Will you take a moment to let us know if you will be a part of our campaign by making your most generous contribution of $100, $500 or even $1000 today at www.GeorgeWBush.com/CharterMember/?
     Oh. I get it. Yeah, here, have both quarters. You've earned them.

The 2004 election could be very close and, as the President told you in his letter, the outcome will be determined by the strength of our grassroots effort to convince people to support our ticket and then get them out to vote.
     Hmm... let's see... Give them money, and they become president. Don't give them money, and the other guy gets to be president. So, it's like I'm voting with my money. Okay. I vote to have enough money to live on for the next two weeks.

That is why President Bush and I are relying on grassroots leaders like you, Mcclain, who can help our efforts in Aurora, Colorado and across the nation.

You poor bastard.
     Your support is especially critical over the next few months, as President Bush must devote his energies to his duties -- fighting the war on terrorism, continuing to strengthen our economy, reforming education, and working for Medicare reform and prescription drugs for our seniors.
     Yeah, let him devote his energies to fighting the war, so I don't have to. Excuse me while I go raid Grandma's drugs.

When President Bush was elected, he came to office determined to bring dignity and honor to the White House and to change the tone in Washington.
     And with just four more years, he just might finally be able to announce his total failure to make any progress!

In the face of enormous challenges, the President has made good on both goals. We've worked with Congress to pass tax cuts that are vital to economic growth, a major education reform package, important strengthening of our armed forces and our intelligence capabilities, and vital upgrades in our homeland defenses.
     And other vague things I'm not going to go into detail about.

It's a good start, but there is much more to be done. That is why the President is running for reelection. President Bush is a man who finishes what he starts.
     So, you see, by bankrupting you, you end up with slightly more money in your pocket, because whatever you have - whatever you have=0, and 0+ a dollar =more than what you have! He finishes what he starts!

Screw it I'm out of time.