05 October 2004 at 15.57.58 ZuluTime
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Posted by Joseph Terry [81.118.4.10 - Sunfilter3] on 05 October 2004 at 15.57.58 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: Re: Thermodynamics - Do they have a CLUE? posted by Flashtalon on 19 June 2003 at 04.59.03 ZuluTime:
You'll be sorry...
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hills and have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they are...Hear
me, my Chiefs!! I am tired: my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun
now stands, I will fight no more. Chief Joseph, (Nez Perce)
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Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer
sitting in the yard watching the pig.
"That's quite a pig you have there, sir" said the salesman.
"Sure is, son," the farmer replied. "Why, two years ago, my daughter
was swimming in the lake and bumped her head and damned near drowned, but that
pig swam out and dragged her back to shore."
"Amazing!" the salesman exlaimed.
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That pig run up and wiggled underneath that tree and lifted it off of me.
Saved my life."
"Fantastic! the salesman said. But tell me, how come the pig has
three wooden legs?"
The farmer stared at the newcomer in amazement. "Mister, when you
got an amazin' pig like that, you don't eat him all at once."