Vampyro: dont care
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
     Vampyro: because u r a bitch
     Damien, the demon kitty: Indon, damn, you caught it, I was hoping no one would notice.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, the words are 'you are', try it sometime, you might learn something.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Jayd, luckily most of them are just lurkers or temporary.
     Vampyro: sry 2 lazy
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, no, too stupid, just admit that you don't know how to spell.
     Vampyro: damn how did u know
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, who is this 'u' person you keep talking about?
     Vampyro: I am already out of school and I dont know how to spell
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, out of school? Really, you could have fooled me, usually people learn to spell 'you' 'are' 'to' 'too' and 'two' in school.
     Vampyro: how about fuck your bitch ass
     Vampyro: I went to school high as well
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, my, a vague and rather limp threat delivered over an electronic medium, is that the best you can do?
     Vampyro: well talking to u I think anyone can become limp
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, once again, who is this 'u' person? I don't see him/her/it on the list anywhere.
     Vampyro: you you crack whore
     Vampyro: damn yankee
     Damien, the demon kitty: Let's see, I don't do drugs of any sort, and I am a virgin, so it obviously can't be me you're talking about, try again dipshit.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Yankee? Sorry, I'm half-british, quarter german, quarter polish, try again fuckwit.
     Vampyro: Maybe you would loosen up if u got laid
     Vampyro: dumb pologue
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, let's see, I'm not the one who's too stupid to type correctly and is throwing rather lame insults in reply people.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Once again, I have no problem with my looseness, try again dipshit.
     Vampyro: so u r a loose virgin never heard of it
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, want to try that again? I'm having a hard time finding 'ur', 'r', 'r', in the dictionary in a way that relates to the context of this, ahem, 'conversation'.
     Vampyro: go suck a dick
     Damien, the demon kitty: I didn't know all vampires where grade-school grammar dropouts who couldn't win an insult battle with a toddler.
     Vampyro: you wouldn't know I bet your friends in school had fun with your proper ass it being so uptight
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, do you have a point to make, or are you just going to continue to make an ass out of yourself in front of the room regulars?
     Vampyro: I do what I do best
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, make an ass out of yourself?
     Damien, the demon kitty: Well, at least you're honest.
     Vampyro: better to make an ass of myself than to take it up the ass
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, I'm sure you have the experience to comment on both.
     Damien, the demon kitty nails a drum sting.
     Vampyro: sorry I don't unlike u I don't swing both ways
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, then you're not really qualified to comment on it, are you? Do you want to add 'hypocrite' to your growing list of annoying faults?
     Vampyro: at least I know my faults
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, no you don't, I've had to point out all of them to you.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Once again, try again dipshit.
     Vampyro: yeah and you need to get your head out of your ass
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, any evidence that my head is in fact, in my ass?
     Damien, the demon kitty: Or is that another baseless ad-hom coming from a dipshit who know's he's outclassed?
     Damien, the demon kitty: Well, I guess it was the latter.
     Vampyro: I may be outclassed but at least I ain't a virgin
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, once again, another claim that you can't seem to provide evidence for.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Next thing we know, vamp's going to claim he has a girlfriend.
     Vampyro: I do
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, seeing as how you're so desperate for attention, I'm going to make you a bit of a celebrity, you're about to be nominated as Idiot of the Month at gremlin.net, http://gremlin.net/cgi-data/2003-02/index.html
     Vampyro: why thank you I always want to be nominated for something
     Damien, the demon kitty: So vamp, any luck backing up either your claim of having a girlfriend or of not being a virgin?
     Vampyro: what reward are you going to get Jackass of the month
     Vampyro: you dont want to know
     Vampyro (vampire_abernathy) left the room.
     Damien, the demon kitty: Vamp, Jackass of the month? Really? Where?
     Damien, the demon kitty: LMAO, I scared him off!
     

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