02 September 2003 at 02.04.49 ZuluTime
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Posted by Gremlin [12.211.200.127 - 12-211-200-127.client.attbi.com] on 02 September 2003 at 02.04.49 ZuluTime:
Just when you thought these spams couldn't get any sillier....
Dear Friend,
Good day and Compliments, I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.my family and i are true Christians and worship's God truthfully got your contact through the Nigerian chember and commerce.
I am a female student from University of Nigeria,Lagos. I am 27 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented.
I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind.
He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 21, 350, 000.00 dollars (Twenty-one Million,Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars) That was deposit in a Security company in DUBAI-UNITED ARAB EMIRATE. This money was annually deposited with my late fathers Name before he transfered the money to a security comapny in {DUBAI-UNITED ARAB EMIRATE} from Shell petroleum development company(SPDC)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.
I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culturein the town.Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to transfer this Box of money to your in your country because the content of the box was not disclose to them When it was deposited. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because
I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 30% of the total amount to you if you help us in this business and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me on My Private Email Address {paulison2003@yahoo.com} so that I will link you to my legal representative for further discussion.please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible,Kindly send me your full Name and Telephone Number and Fax number .
yours sincerely,
Agbanni Ogbe
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Now I'm just trying to decide whether to charge this idiot five hundred bucks for spamming me, or ten thousand for asserting that deities exist....
--Gremlin