Posted by Damien [140.146.138.95 - ] on 13 November 2003 at 18.23.49 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Let's bring back the old caption contest..... posted by Hunter on 12 November 2003 at 05.47.37 ZuluTime:

We give the sad, but true story of DeeJay Swift. Born into the rough and tumble life of a middle class family living in the suburbs, Mr. Swift was rapidly acclimated into living the 'thug life'. Soon, inner-city phrases like 'That's really cool dude,' and 'peachy-keen, man!' became part of his every day existance.

The endless struggle for survival eventually took it's toll on Deejay, and on one unfortunate afternoon, he O.D.'d on orange juice, and finally, in the pit of desperation, applied at the local Quickie Mart.

From there, he descended into a death spiral of living off of minumum wage, driving cars that were nearly seven years old, and living in his parents' basement.

Finally, in his darkest hour, a ray of godly light shone through the clouds of mediocrity that surrounded him. He shot to fame as his stunning emceeing of "Fall bash, the education flash," a school dance, amazed not only the fifteen LARPers that attended, but the two dozen chaperones as well.

What great vistas of success and wealth await this talented Deejay? Only time will tell.

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