15 July 2003 at 20.01.20 ZuluTime

A prayer, for Pat.

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Posted by Baron Greenback [216.54.16.187 - ip-216-54-16-187.coxfiber.net] on 15 July 2003 at 20.01.20 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: From CNN: Pat Robertson calls for retirement of justices posted by Hunter on 15 July 2003 at 19.34.33 ZuluTime:

Oh lord, who has given me squinty eyes and that tie that even you cannot tolerate, please hear my prayer.

May all my political enemies, or all who disagree with me and have the public's eye, develop cancer and thus "retire",

May any who make more money than I be impoverished, unless they donate to my cause,

May anyone viewing this donate twelve thousand dollars, thus recieving a free coffee mug,

May no one find out I have that erotic dream where I marry and proceed to trick out three brothers,

Should this work with the supreme court, may I have power over the executive and legislative branches as well, including every governmental service, and over the governments of each state as well, and wouldst thou throw in a few soveriegn islands as well,

And finally, would you please kindly retire, so that I can take over? Amen.

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