Posted by Baron Greenback [216.54.16.218 - ip-216-54-16-218.coxfiber.net] on 17 July 2003 at 01.53.58 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Wouldn't matter. posted by Baron Greenback on 17 July 2003 at 01.38.11 ZuluTime:

If he messages me after this, I'll be honestly surprised.

To whom it may concern:

My son is not to correspond with the likes of you anymore. I am typing this through his intformation superhighway mailing account on his i-mac I bought him for christmas, with AMERICAN money. I have watched several National Geographic specials on your country, and know well that it is overrun with Lions and beasts of the jungle, as well as starving children, which are probably eaten by the lions. Clearly, this is not the kind of crowd I want my son "hanging out" with.

Furthermore, no one has access to that much money unless they are dealing in the drugs. I know, because I have a brother that is in rehab, and he has walked the walk and completed all twelve steps.

I do not know how you got hold of him. I suspect it has something to do with the Magnum RX Plus male enhancement pills that showed up at my door along with the AMAZING X-cam. However, I would like to inform you that he is in his room crying. You hear me? A grown man CRYING. He THREW his robots out the window, calling out "where were you when I needed you?" as he did it. I had to talk himself out of swallowing his masculine doll in an act of suicide, as well. I don't believe I can make you pay for the years of therapy this is going to cost him, but I can ask that you never talk to him again.

In addition, I am also trading this computer for a Dreamcast, the one with the blue porcupine that runs up walls.

Good day.