1)Whenever Possible, be polite.
     2)Learn something new every day.
     3)Eat your enemies, and the rude.
     4)Badguys have more fun.
     5)Always get a room with a view
     6)Help your friends
     7)Don't give out your phone # to strangers
     8)If you do right, you might live through this
     9)Killer pigs eat people you don't like
     10)If you have a pet eel, it will destroy you.
     11)Don't abuse kids!
     12)Don't piss off a cannibal
     13)If you can't be with someone you love, you may remember them
     14)Keep your memmory sharp
     15)Get into the minds of your enemies- but be sure to be able to get out again
     16)Don't publish mean things about other people
     17)Don't let strange people look at original copies of rare art
     18)Don't worship your job
     19)Take time to enjoy the finer parts of life
     20)If you can't keep up with the conversation, shut up and sit at the kiddie's table
     21)If you play music, never play offkey :)
     22)Monsters are born in old chickencoops
     23)The enemies of your enemy are not your friends
     24)If you assume something you make an Ass of Yourself.
     25)Making clothes out of other people just doesn't pay.
     26)Night vision, while helpful, won't always save the day.
     27)Small dogs are easy prey.
     28)Seeing bambi is a traumatic experience.
     29)Take care of your teeth.
     30)A good education pays.

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