21 January 2004 at 20.33.03 ZuluTime

Transcripts are stranger than copies.

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Posted by Jurassosaurus [63.191.9.254 - sdn-ap-014caburbP0508.dialsprint.net] on 21 January 2004 at 20.33.03 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: That's okay; this one's even sillier.... posted by Gremlin on 21 January 2004 at 14.58.00 ZuluTime:

We are seeking all the facts -- already the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations.
     
     

This is a copy of the speech Junior was going to read, right? Not the actual transcript of the result? I can only imaginehow much worse it got, live.
     

     
     

I think this is the actual transcript, as that is exactly what the moron said. The only real difference was that he kept stumbling on the phrase: "mass destruction." Apparently it was too many syllables at once, and he didn't have enough time to practice.
     


     

If there is anything you know, I Ashley Pearson age 10 can do to help anyone, please send me a letter and tell me what I can do to save our country."
     

He screwed up her age. He initially called her 2 years old before catching it (or getting secretly zapped by Cheney for it).

The address was about as stirring/interesting as any of his others. It followed the same pattern of


         
  1. Defend the War I started
         

  2. Insist that "nucular" is a word.
         

  3. Pretend the economy is good.
         

  4. Slip god in as often as possible
         

It was a fairly ho hum outing. On the bright side, and as a bit of a surprise, when he stated that key provisions of the patriot act were going to expire this year, he was greeted with some out of place (but aptly done) standing applause. I don't think he was prepared for that one.
     

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