Posted by Gremlin [24.8.18.225 - c-24-8-18-225.client.comcast.net] on 21 March 2004 at 20.48.46 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Okay, Dummy.... posted by Gremlin on 21 March 2004 at 19.52.10 ZuluTime:

Evolution is a 'BIG LIE'
     Goody.

All the following letter was sent in by a Christian friend see credits in the end and was NOT written by myself, except for this first paragraph, and yet I totally agree with its contents scientifically and spiritually.. Why because it totally destroys the myth of Evolution, for all Creation was made by the Creator (Jesus) which can be proven by science and seen through design according to reason and logic and all fields of science rather than theories.and Evolution, the Biggest Lie ever told. If you want other proofs and my writings, please hyperlink to Creation versus Evolution. Thanks and enjoy the truth of Creation rather than the Lie of Evolution. . . . . . . . . David Jay Jordan .... B.Sc.
     I've covered this. Although, looking back at the disclaimer, it actually reads You the Visitor agree to pay US$10,000 to the webmaster in a timely manner if you claim that a deity exists; I guess you owe me the money whether you ever prove it or not.

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     Why do people do this....

Evolution is a total LIE scientifically because there is absolutely no evidence to back it up.
     We'll let that be your little secret.

Hence it is a religion forced upon students.
     Based on the etymology, a religion is a bond between men and deities; there are no deities in evolutionary biology.

and religiously believed even by those that haven't studied Science.
     Or etymology.

Yet because the BIGGER the lie is, and evolution is a BIG LIE, then the more people are apt to believe it, because they can't possibly believe you would dare to tell such a big lie unless it was the truth!..
     As seen in 28% of the planet believing in Jeepers.

SO THE DEVIL WAS SMART WITH EVOLUTION.
     If dumb with the CapsLocked Muttfuckers it created.

HE TOLD THE BIG LIE: "In the beginning, God didn't create the Heavens and the Earth; it just happened by some kind of a big accident, forces working on the materials, and blah, blah, blah.
     Impressive. That's actually Darwin's original hypothesis, verbatim; you even got the commas in between the blahs. Moron.

Therefore, man is merely a beast who evolved from lower forms of beasts over millions of years, from one species to another, and life originated itself spontaneously from chemicals!"
     Based on the evidence, yeah.

THIS DOCTRINE OF DELUSION HAS BECOME THE GENERAL THEME OF MODERN SO-CALLED SCIENCE, and is therefore no longer true science, but pure, imaginary, evolutionary bunk!
     Yeah. Science is silly. Your computer's harddrive is ratioed at 22/7, even though we know factually from the bible that pi is 30/10. It's EEEEvil!

Evolution is now referred to as the "great principle" of biology.
     Uh...it's the principle behind evolutionary biology, yeah.

But a principle, according to the dictionary, is a foundation truth, or fact, the basis of other truths.
     Right. The fact that things evolve is the basis of evolutionary biology. And to think, people called you retarded....

And if you know anything about evolution at all, you know it has never been proven to be either a truth or a fact, much less the foundation or the basis of other truths.
     As a palaeontologist, I know anything about evolution at all; again, it was proved factual in the nineteenth century; you'll learn that in seventh grade.

Now when I'm talking about evolution, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT OR MINIMIZING THE TRUE SCIENCE OF TRUE BIOLOGY, which can be proven--how plants grow and animals propagate and multiply and so on.
     And how a virus evolves to resist flu shots; that sort of thing.

I'm talking about a wild, fictitious fairytale of imagination which they have never come close to proving!.
     That man was made from dirt, and women were cloned from ribs.

THERE IS NO PROOF FOR EVOLUTION!
     THE TALKING SNAKE SAID SO!

It has to be believed, therefore it's a faith, therefore it's a religion!
     I'm getting tired of explaining why religions rely on deital beleifs.

So they're teaching a new compulsory religion in today's hallowed halls of higher learning.
     And in American schools, too.

Even the great high priest and founding father of this new false faith, Charles Darwin himself, confessed that "the belief (note the emphasis on belief) in natural selection (evolution) must at present be grounded entirely on general considerations.
     Natural selection is a theory designed to explain how and why things evolve; it's not the fact that things evolve itself. And, to my knowledge, Darwin was never a priest, Liar.

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     This was clearly important....

When we descend to details, WE CAN PROVE THAT NO ONE SPECIES HAS CHANGED ... NOR CAN WE PROVE THAT THE SUPPOSED CHANGES ARE BENEFICIAL, which is the groundwork of the theory."
     Oh. I get it now. A secondary quote, out of context from the first, written at a time before even the deinosaurs had been described. Dumb luck Darwin never published his thoughts on aeroplanes.

Darwin's ardent apostle and dedicated disciple, Thomas Henry Huxley, likewise admitted that his own opinion was NOT grounded on any true scientific facts or evidence, but was more of a "religious" expression: "I beg you once more to recollect that I have no right to call my opinion anything but AN ACT OF PHILOSOPHICAL FAITH.".
     Yeah; Huxley was a bit strange.

SO EVOLUTION IS REALLY A RELIGION OF UNBELIEF IN GOD.
     You're an idiot.

And that's its whole purpose; To eliminate faith in God and to foster the false doctrine of devils that the creation created itself and God had nothing to do with it, so there doesn't need to be a God--it could have happened without Him!
     Uh, Moron? Devils are also deities; we don't believe in those either.

This attitude was made evident at the Chicago Darwinian Centennial in 1959 where 2,500 delegates assembled themselves to commemorate the hundredth years since the release of Charlie's book The Origin of Species.
     Is that anything like On the Origin of the Species?

The noted evolutionist Sir Julian Huxley, Thomas' grandson, declared in his sermon to the congregation, "EVOLUTION HAD NO ROOM FOR THE SUPERNATURAL.
     Given that the 'supernatural' is a bullshit term; if something exists in the universe, it's natural by definition.

The earth and its inhabitants were not created, they evolved.
     We know.

We all accept the fact of evolution.
     Most of us do; some people are schizophrenic 'tards, though.

The evolution of life is no longer a theory.
     It's still a theory, based on the fact that things evolve.

It is a fact.
     Right. That too.

It is the basis of all our thinking!".
     It's not the basis of all of mine; but I'm pretty clever.

IT'S LIKE WHAT THE IDOL-MAKERS SAID TO ANCIENT ISRAEL THAT DAY THEY MADE THE GOLDEN CALF:
     'Where's the beef?'

"Behold these be thy gods, O Israel, fall down and worship!" (Ex. 32:4)
     Yeah; that's a great story; here's the part you missed....

And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.
     And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me.
     And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron.
     And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.
     And when Aaron saw it, he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation, and said, To morrow is a feast to the LORD.
     And they rose up early on the morrow, and offered burnt offerings, and brought peace offerings; and the people sat down to eat and to drink, and rose up to play.
     And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves:
     They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which have brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.
     And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people:
     Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.

I always get a kick out of Jehovah telling everyone to leave him alone so he can be a terrorist in peace....

But today the calf doesn't even have to be golden anymore!
     Plastics make it possible.

In fact, it can be a monkey, or a tadpole, or any creeping thing.
     Like, say, a troll.

"Behold, these be thy gods, O Israel, crawl down and worship the little tadpole and a little bit of jelly, a little wriggle-tail and the four four-footed creatures and creeping things. These are thy gods, these are the creatures that made you, this is what you came from, they are your creators"
     That's not in the bible, you dumb fucking fraud.

--this is exactly what evolution teaches!
     Only at Patriot University.

LIFE FROM NON-LIFE?
     Want fries with that?

AT THE CORE OF EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IS THE BIG ASSUMPTION THAT LIFE SOMEHOW AROSE FROM NON-LIFE, that by pure CHANCE the right chemicals happened to be in the right place, in the right arrangement, at the right time, under the right conditions, and by some mysterious, unknown electrochemical process -- POOF -- life created itself!
     Not really; but that's probably the most advanced theorum you could handle.

This assumption is completely contrary to a universally accepted and proven law of science, known as the second law of thermodynamics, which states that "All processes (left to themselves) go toward a greater state of disorder, disorganisation, disarrangement and less complexity.".
     The second law of thermodynamics is that cold things can't heat hot things, Idiot.

In other words, INANIMATE MATTER NEVER INCREASES ITS OWN ORDER, ORGANISATION OR COMPLEXITY--THESE ALWAYS DECREASE!
     Like, in the case of a volcanic island, you mean....

And even if the elements could arrange themselves into a certain definite pattern, as is necessary for life, they could not make themselves a living cell because LIFE is not a mere physical arrangement of chemicals!
     It's not? What is it, then?

The likelihood of this happening is so far-fetches that Princeton University Professor of Biology Edwin Conklin has said: "The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop."
     Oh. Webster's.

As for the so-called "simple cell", from which the evolutionists say all living creatures have evolved, Look Magazine declared, "THE CELL IS AS COMPLICATED AS NEW YOUR CITY."
     New My City is pretty complicated. So is English.

The well-known evolutionist Loren Eisely likewise admitted in his book, The Immense Journey, that "Intensified effort revealed that even the supposedly simple amoeba was a complex, self-operating chemical factory.
     Yeah; its genome is longer than other organisms'; that's one of the reasons it was able to evolve out into new species.

The notion that he was a simple blob, the discovery of whose chemical composition would enable us instantly to set the life process in operation, turned out to be, at best, a monstrous caricature of the truth.".
     As opposed to, say, the plants showing up before the sunlight had.

Can you imagine a dictionary, a chemical factory, or New York City, coming into existence by itself--POOF--without any assistance from an intelligent designer, planner or creator?
     Actually, I tend to figure that New York City came into existence without any assistance from much of anything intelligent.

Such is the logic of evolution's imaginary assumption that the infinitely complex "simple" cell accidentally came together and came alive by blind, unguided chance!
     Actually, that's your logic; it has little to do with evolutionary biology at all.

Commenting on this assumption, the British biologist Woodger said, "It is simple dogmatism--asserting that what you want to believe did in fact happen."
     That would be a dogmatism, all right.

The absurdity of this evolutionary logic is only amplified as we move on to the even more complex, multi-celled forms of life.
     You misspelled 'simplified'; again, the more complex organisms actually have shorter genomes.

THE EXISTENCE OF SPECIES
     Coming soon to a cinema near you.

ACCORDING TO EVOLUTION, TODAY'S PLANT AND ANIMAL SPECIES ARE ALL MERELY TRANSITIONAL FORMS, part of an endless chain of life whose links are gradually evolving into more advanced stages.
     Right; we know that.

For this reason Darwin regarded the classification "species" as "a mere useless abstraction" and "as one arbitrarily given for the sake of convenience.".
     That wasn't actually the reason.

THIS IS IN DIRECT CONTRADICTION TO GOD'S WORD which states that all living creatures were created "after their kind" with the ability to bring forth seed, or fruit, "after their Kind." (Gen. 1)
     So?

Now this word "kind" is the old King James translation of the Hebrew word "min", which today's scholars have translated to which today's scholars have translated to mean "species"
     Got lost in there, didya?

So today's living creatures are not the result of some sort of transmutation of species, but definite set species!
     That made no sense whatsoever.

Not natural selection, but God's selection!
     Coke, or Pepsi?

Not evolutionary adaptations, but God's Creations!
     Wake me up when you're done LARPing....

WE NEVER HEARD YET OR THEY NEVER PROVED YET THAT ANY DOG EVER BECAME A CAT OR A CAT A DOG!
     I'm dreading that day, since it'll disprove the fact that things evolve.

There are all kinds of dogs and all kinds of cats, but there are no dog-cats or no cat-dogs!
     Or dogfish or catfish!

Because God created everything "after its own kind" and they can't possibly get out of that kind.
     You already lied about that.

They may vary within their kind or specie, but they'll never change into another!
     'specie' means 'money', Dumbass.

It's impossible!
     Or else!