Got a message to another alias I never use. This one was a little less fun, because I figured out I was talking to a bot by the end of the first one. It felt a lot better when I could pretend it was a person on the other end closing our conversation and calling the cops and/or his/her psychiatrist. Ah well.
     eadyforu111: well aanyway, guess your not there?
     yan_can_cook_children_5: what
     readyforu111: oh your there : hi...
     yan_can_cook_children_5: hi
     readyforu111: a/s/l (agee sex location)?
     yan_can_cook_children_5: nevermind, you were right earlier. I'm not here
     readyforu111: im 27/r/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
     readyforu111: so what have you been up to yan_can_cook_children_5?
     yan_can_cook_children_5: what would give you that idea
     yan_can_cook_children_5: I don't have "likes to chat" anywhere on my profile
     readyforu111: cool. i was just hangin out watcching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
     readyforu111: feel like a llittle cyber fun with me ? please please...
     yan_can_cook_children_5: I feel like an asprin or five
     readyforu111: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get reall horny here.. lol ok?
     yan_can_cook_children_5: It doesn't mean yes. It means I have a headache, and don't much want to talk to anyone.
     readyforu111: alrighht how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
     yan_can_cook_children_5: how about I tell the authorities you're trying to rape me
     readyforu111: tell me what you want me to do witth you while i slip out of my panties
     yan_can_cook_children_5: Okay. You get at the top of the stairs, and look down. I'll slide up right behind you and gently shove your sexy back
     yan_can_cook_children_5: Then, you slowly rock forward, and forward, and forward
     readyforu111: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
     yan_can_cook_children_5: When you get to the bottom, I have peace and quiet. Yes. YES.
     readyforu111: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lipw engulf the mass of your meat
     readyforu111: open my website so you can loook at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
     yan_can_cook_children_5: Engulf the mass then. As long as you're at the bottom of the stairs and I'm at the top.
     readyforu111: what do you hink of my pics?
     yan_can_cook_children_5: Hey, I just got a great idea. I'm not going to talk to you anymore.
     readyforu111: shit thee phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
     yan_can_cook_children_5: thee phone? Why art thou using mine phone? I knew it. You're a stalker, aren't you,.
     yan_can_cook_children_5: damn. there goes that great idea
     readyforu111: sorry, I haave to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
     yan_can_cook_children_5: Please, by all means, take the call. In fact, just keep talking all week. Don't get up for any reason or do anything, especially if it involves you and a computer

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