Posted by Gremlin [24.8.18.225 - c-24-8-18-225.client.comcast.net] on 12 May 2004 at 07.06.24 ZuluTime:

This is timely, if retarded. You can probably guess that I chopped out the first couple hours of idiocy from this terrorist, which was mostly just idle threats and whimpering about terrorists existing on Earth. Although, there was this important little bit of information, which deserves to be here as part of the backstory:

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....yes I am a terrorist. A terrorist to the fucking radical islamic wackos who think they are doing "gods" will by hacking off the head of civilians who do nothing wrong. Fuck you man./
     

Just to make it clear that I'm not calling this imbecile a terrorist merely as an insult.
     Then, things got even sillier....

LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:33:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     dodosdead: ......decisions were made...wrong.posibly....can you do better?
     inaccessible_cardinal: crito--ok--i think we are having problems with definitions tho
     blackheartedprofit: and just who would have caused that?, atheist_against_alqaeda
     alcyonian: atheist_against_alqaeda: You are arguing with someone in the military, on duty. If you want to change the fucking world, go to war.
     mmmmmyid: peles, alcy is a kiwi
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: you're still here? Too chickenshit to go out and fulfil all your brainless threats? Surprise....
     alcyonian: Not sit on your ass and wail about it.
     inaccessible_cardinal: criminy
     metaethical_philosopher: ` lol mark
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - and you think it will not be a homeland to terrorism after we have been there for 2 decades and 50,000 casualities? you are in dreamland
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin...No. I just enjoy perturbing your pansy ass, bitch.
     inaccessible_cardinal: damnit mark i said that
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - this isn't iceland
     inaccessible_cardinal: unreal
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:34:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: this isn't even germany or japan
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: should I let you know if that ever happens then, Terrorist?
     inaccessible_cardinal: i cant be in the same room i guess
     lilith_syndrome: this is a land so out of our governments knowledge space they can't do anything but eventually fail
     blackheartedprofit: vulpine that the first thing they should do with all pro-war people, put the fuckers in the front line, it's easy to make judgements for war when there is no danger personally
     lilith_syndrome: it will come sooner or later
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: you're a feckless little LARPer. No one cares about your threats. We're laughing at you.
     lilith_syndrome: take your pick
     lilith_syndrome: time to back up and punt
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:35:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     alcyonian: Mmmyid, who is the Peles person?
     boy_scout_josh: :-B
     mmmmmyid: alcy, i dont know
     boy_scout_josh: Adam :D
     reptylinin_com: yo
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lilith....as long as we are there, al qaeda cannot make itself home. I would rather fight this war in Iraq than in new york or louisiana, or anywhere in this country.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - what takes some courage is to back up and retrench when you know you've totally fucked up
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: AH-HAH! There isn't two of them, I was thinking of the same fucking thing (so stupid). Baltimore/Washington International airport
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:36:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: lord_varggoth: ah. That makes sense.
     colorofjanuary: ˜ i would rather fight this "war" somewhere where al qaeda actually *is*.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - oh come on - you think that they will make that their only base and not just outflank us - for christs sake man - they dont need to stay there
     boy_scout_josh: wb colorofjanuary :)
     dodosdead: plationius...please shut up...
     colorofjanuary: ˜ yahelite is acting up.
     lilith_syndrome: we've just made it more convenient for them to do so
     boy_scout_josh: I know colorofjan I'm on messenger now :(
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:37:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: but they aren't going to go - oh my - must stay in baghdad cause that's it - get real man
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda doesn't want the war on terrorism to be fought on American soil because he's a confessed terrorist being harboured by the US.
     

Here, this idiot crosses the line into lawbreaking again. Though you'll want to note his offer to meet me in person to assault me. That becomes important pretty soon....

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin.....You are a spinless little shit-fer-brains. If you are laughing at my threats I would love to meet your pansy ass in person and settle this like men. Lets see if I am the coward or you? Care to meet?
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - this is an opportunity for them - not a last stand you dolt
     boy_scout_josh: I know have the power of the y tunnel pro super duper iggy bin <):)
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lilith...what is, i missed it?
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: not really. You're teh one claiming to want to fight people. I freely admit that I'm happy enough laughing at you online.
     gremlin_net: the*
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:38:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     crito06: but you see, thats just the thing. An a posteriori thinker things everything can only be derived THROUGH sense experience. An a priori thinker beleives after you learn the reason, and language, things to forumalize your thoughts, when you use a priori reasoning you are deducing things. they aren't saying that you don't get stuff from experience as a base to start with
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - you seem to think that al q is going to stay and slug it out with us in iraq
     mmmmmyid: males who want to meet other males ofline to fight are a case in point for female superiority
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlinn....Ha!!!! You are a spineless wrettch.
     boy_scout_josh: Who should I put in my super duper iggy bin tonight :-/
     lilith_syndrome: this is just an opportunity for them - not their last stand
     platonis_sallustius: Itook hiom off
     platonis_sallustius: Itook him off
     blackheartedprofit: yourself, josh
     reptylinin_com: crito, absolutely wrong.
     boy_scout_josh: Mark is stubborn :-B
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:39:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: we could stay there a thousand years - they won't - they'll go where they think they can most effectively opperate
     mmmmmyid: offline*
     inaccessible_cardinal: we still need to know what "will" and such are
     lilith_syndrome: operate
     boy_scout_josh: black you are in the iggy bin hahahahaha
     inaccessible_cardinal: i sure dont
     lilith_syndrome: their leaders don't seem to be as stupid as ours
     

While this is true, admitting it was probably a mistake. Legally speaking, talking to a known terrorist once he's threatened you is probably a mistake. In any case, at this point the mistake was made. So now we can go ahead and have fun with this coward.

gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: not really. If we were having this conversation in a restaurant, I'd say the same thing. If you were actually stupid enough to try to hurt me, it wouldn't inconvenience me much. But we'll never know, because you're a retarded LARPer whimpering about shit you don't understand within a chatroom.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lilith....No. not at all. Nevertheless, you must admit as long as we are there they have to divert much of there attention to us and our fucking beautiful military. They cant have the U.S. on their front doorstep.
     skatingzero4life: WHATS AN ATHIEST?
     blackheartedprofit: whats a LARPer?
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:40:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: blackheartedprofit: LiveActionRolePlayer.
     crito06: but a priori thinking is when you are thinking about things that are thought about outside the contex of the sense world
     inaccessible_cardinal: well, that's not totally my point, but thank you ravenous for not destroying at least one of my points
     blackheartedprofit: ahh, lol
     blackheartedprofit: thanks
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - not at all - they weren't there before we took saddam out - and they don't need iraq - they are simply taking an opportunity there now
     skatingzero4life: WHATS ATHIEST?
     lilith_syndrome: if it looks too hot - they will bugger off to some other place
     inaccessible_cardinal: i dont think he was trying to do that
     gremlin_net: skatingzero4life: athiest is athier than athy.
     lilith_syndrome: you don't win a war on terrorisms by occupying dirt
     skatingzero4life: Im 13 break that down 4 me
     lilith_syndrome: not really
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:41:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     mmmmmyid: terrorism has to be fought by changing attitudes as much as it does with bullets, if not more so. the recent attrocities in iraq committed by the u.s.a. will foster terrorism for years to come and not just in iraq
     boy_scout_josh: skatingzero4life it's a person who thinks god is an alien =:)
     skatingzero4life: o Thank u
     lilith_syndrome: terrorists and guerillas take total advantage of your desire to just occupy dirt
     lilith_syndrome: geez
     blackheartedprofit: terrorists only rise because of oppression
     lilith_syndrome: read some history
     mmmmmyid: skating, an atheist is someone without a belief in a god
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:42:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: Atheist: one who is devoid of theism.
     lilith_syndrome: black - true to a large extent - or actually, the perception of oppression and unactualized political desires
     reptylinin_com: I love it when Ken shows off for me.
     lilith_syndrome: not totally true tho
     somersetcase1* (away) (idle) "Idle"
     lord_varggoth: v skatingzero4life: Alright, I'll break it down for you. It's almost 2:00 a.m., it's a school night, go to bed.
     alcyonian: skatingzero4life: Is that what brought you to this room?
     lisa_the_insomniac* is on pager
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlinnn,......what you are is a yellow bellied weenie man. Ha...you are so full of yourself that you cannot see how stupid you are. I admit that I may not be as educated as you. I only went to community college. But I am not so blinded by my loyalty to the democratic party to try to win the presidency at all costs. I want Kerry to win and I also think the best stratetgy for those who also want him to win is to take a fucking strong stand against the evil in this world. That is what Bush has done right, perhaps the only thing.
     lord_varggoth: v Visit us after school.
     alcyonian: lord_varggoth: Gees. I was partying at his age.
     blackheartedprofit: the perception is usually pretty much to the point, in most cases, lilith_syndrome
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:43:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: you're right. You're less educated than I am.
     reptylinin_com: Crito was a sycophant in the literal sense of the term; does this description fit our fellow chat friend as well?
     lil_miss_atheist* help! I'm being repressed!
     alcyonian* unhooks Lil Miss' bra strap.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - bush himself is evil - a tiny evil comparatively speaking - but a lesser respected one for that i suppose
     blackheartedprofit: Bush is the evil, atheist_against_alqaeda
     lil_miss_atheist* ahh ty :D
     alcyonian: Welcome :D
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlinn....bet I could whip your ass though,fuckwadX-(
     mmmmmyid: ATHEIST_AGAINST.... i agree with you on some points. leaving iraq would be irresponsible. however, surely you can see how BUSH created the problem to begin with.
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:44:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: no one cares, Terrorist.
     alcyonian: atheist_against_alqaeda: You remind me of Mr. T.
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: Ooh! Internet threat! Ooh!
     ravenousczar: lol Rep-t, thats funny, so how are you?
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - testosterone swamping your common sense?
     lisa_the_insomniac* Female
     reptylinin_com: The Grand Ole Opry Ori?
     lil_miss_atheist: lisa :D
     alcyonian: Lisa :X
     lilith_syndrome: alcy lol
     lilith_syndrome: lisa:X
     gremlin_net: Jo: Mister T was successful. atheist_against_alqaeda isn't there yet.
     metaethical_philosopher: ` kant seeks to elucidate an account of knowledge that avoid falling into scepticism (a position exemplified for him by Hume's sceptical version of empiricism.) For Kant, such a project involves rejuvenating metaphysics, which, he notes early in the first Critique.
     alcyonian: Oh shit, scrap that, I mean't Arnold.
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:45:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     alcyonian: "Watcha lookin' at Willis?"
     atheist_against_alqaeda: mmmmmmmyid...I have said that from the very beginning. I hate the fucker Bush. I want his ass out. But leaving iraq would be worse than having bush for four more mother fucking years
     lilith_syndrome: alcy - pronounce it right - awwwnold
     gremlin_net: lord_varggoth: yeah. atheist_against_alqaeda is guilty of violating USCode 18.875. Which makes sense, since he's a confessed terrorist.
     mmmmmyid: mr T, arnold swarzenager, same thing
     mmmmmyid: heh
     reptylinin_com: ravenous, doing well--just got home from retrieving my keys off of the top of a commercial roof by grappling up and down a pole and scaring myself silly.
     alcyonian: Sorry, AWWNOLD.
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     reptylinin_com: You?
     alcyonian: Cariad maakt hart :-*
     fastillion: Alcyonian :X
     inaccessible_cardinal: crito--we know--but keep it going
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: You know US codes/laws better than Americans.
     mmmmmyid: atheist, we are in agreement on that point. however, you tout bush's persecution of "evil" as a good thing which is exactly the thing that has gotten the u.s. in a world of shit.
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:46:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: lord_varggoth: you say that like it's unusual >:)
     alcyonian: atheist_against_alqaeda: You Mr. Tough Guy, I'm just a girl :(
     alcyonian: *You're
     blackheartedprofit: Bush has successfully negotiated the beginning of the fall of US Imperialism, so i guess history will show that he was some use at least
     inaccessible_cardinal: ok--what is will? for one crucial matter
     mmmmmyid: the iraqi's made the mistake of having the same skin color as the 9/11 terrorists.
     mmmmmyid: iraqis*
     mmmmmyid: lol black
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:47:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     alcyonian: Bush is like so totally funny and not much of a light bulb in the scheme of things.
     lilith_syndrome: black lol
     lilith_syndrome: we can hope
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:48:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lord_varggoth: v I need to take out the trash *grabs atheist_against_alqaeda by the collar of his shirt, and sits him in a trash can with the rest of his garbage*
     lord_varggoth: v AFK
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....I bet you are still a virgin arent you. I bet you are an ugly fucking nerd. I am okay with a community college education. I have a very good job, make very good money, and have a very nice piece of ass who lives with me. So keep up with your stupid insults, because I know that I have got it a lot better than your weenie ass. No girl anyone would care to fuck would ever pony up with such a spineless panty waste as yourself....B-)
     ravenousczar: please let Rep-T speak
     blackheartedprofit: i want to know why people that have different religious beliefs than christians are inherently evil?
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: what, like Hunter?
     mmmmmyid: lol atheist, now you are making a fool of yourself
     somersetcase1* is back (idle)
     inaccessible_cardinal: god damnit
     crito06: Listen, I've got a philosophy final tomorrow as it is. Perhaps we should talk about this in more detail tomorrow
     ravenousczar: ok you have the numbers
     inaccessible_cardinal: damnit
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - bzzzz - wrong - know who gremmy keeps company with and she's totally hot
     crito06: I really have to get sleep before my test at 9
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:49:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: it's pretty well a matter of public record that hunter_the_crazychick lives with me, Idiot.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lilith.....ha....please, dont come to the little mans defense, it makes me embarassed for him
     lilith_syndrome: profit - because we like to be
     crito06: but I would be willing to continue this discussion later on
     lil_miss_atheist: crap...how did eyes get out of my iggy bin :-? * sticks it back in*
     atheist_against_alqaeda: eyes....fuck off with your God
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:50:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - i could pop your nose in nyc second - come try to beat me up
     metaethical_philosopher: ` In Kant's view, metaphysics is that area of enquiry that is concerned with the possibility of formulating true judgements about experience. And our knowledge of experience turns on the metaphysical conditions that render it possible. Kant's appreciation of the achievement of Locke and Hume is evident from the outset of the Critique.
     gremlin_net: Oh. This makes sense now. http://profiles.yahoo.com/atheist_against_alqaeda is less than twenty-four hours old, and contains no information. I suspected as much.
     ravenousczar: talk Rep-T, don't be intimidated by cardinal, he only weighs 170 IBS
     crito06: no, I'm addressing THOUGHT about things outside the world as a priori reasoning
     crito06: and anything applying to the world as a posteriori
     mmmmmyid: eyes, that's a made up story. not much proof of anything
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....oh, I think I had that crosseyed bitch once. She sucked
     blackheartedprofit: lmao
     blackheartedprofit: you're a fucking moron, atheist_against_alqaeda
     alcyonian: Gremlin: Well this name showed up AFTER the room was well and trully in full swing on the discussion.
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: well, let's find out. Prove it, Terrorist.
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:51:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     alcyonian: Probably that david dud thing.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - no, if you had been sober you would have recognized your goat for what it was
     somersetcase1: eyestwoseeu....Cute, but as usual, misses the point....It's not fighting against a God existing, it's fighting against the consequences of peoples belief in such a thing....THAT, of course, your little story doesn't address.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: blackheart.....yeah a moron who fucked gremlins bitch....ha
     lil_miss_atheist: :)) lilith
     lilith_syndrome: take that:P
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: Strike One.
     chainsaw_magick: eyestwoseeu: "Matthew 5:22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother[ 5:22 Some manuscripts brother without cause] will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,[ 5:22 An Aramaic term of contempt] ' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell. "
     somersetcase1: eyestwoseeu....Cute, but as usual, misses the point....It's not fighting against a God existing, it's fighting against the consequences of peoples belief in such a thing....THAT, of course, your little story doesn't address.
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:52:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     blackheartedprofit: i bet you have hair growing on your palms, atheist_against_alqaeda
     mmmmmyid* predicts that atheist_against will never again come to this chatroom unless under a different name
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin.....strike two and three. I can whip your ass at baseball too you fucking wuss. I thinked I picked you last for my team once two, pussy boy.
     somersetcase1: eyestwoseeyou, when apologetics gets reduced to anecdotal pock shots, you KNOW it has a problem. LOL
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - you're probably a ruff tuff tootin cowboy - you simply don't understand the situation nor the region nor the current war and politics - but that's ok, most americans don't
     somersetcase1*
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:53:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     mmmmmyid: atheist, perhaps if you were in middle school your insults would hold weight
     alcyonian: Pussy boy? *giggles*
     colorofjanuary: ˜ eyestwoseeu: wow. where's THAT school? i've never had a classfull of atheists in my WHOLE life.
     lilith_syndrome: lol
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - shall we sink now to 6th grade
     mmmmmyid: eyes, ummmmm, where is there a classroom full of all atheists save one?
     mmmmmyid: LMAO
     colorofjanuary: ˜ i was just thinking...i'd probably enjoy that class.
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:54:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     colorofjanuary: ˜ i've yet to see it, though.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lilith....Wrong on both counts. I hate fucking rednecks, most are god damn christian. I do understand and keep up with foreign affairs and politics as well. Sorry
     somersetcase1* Male 38 from Somerset
     inaccessible_cardinal: crito--then, you need to use a different word
     lil_miss_atheist* suspects that the 'very nice piece of ass' that lives with Atheist_against_alqaeda is actually his mom
     

Might as well call the twit's bluff. There's probably some sort of technical risk here, but I doubt it involves this moron in any capacity.

gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: okay, Dummy. I shouldn't do this, since it weakens the federal case against you, but I'll call your bluff. In twenty hours, I'll be at 13800 East Mississippi Avenue in Aurora, Colorado. If you have the courage and wherewithal to show up, and the stupidity to assault me, I'll deal with you then. In the event that you have got the means, as you say, to get there by then, I'll be the tall guy with the laptop. Just ask anyone who Gremlin is; the staff all know me. Lying little pussy.
     inaccessible_cardinal: crito--then change the term
     inaccessible_cardinal: you did
     mmmmmyid: lmao lil miss
     inaccessible_cardinal: criminy
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - then in that case we agree to disagree - no further need for stupid macho tit for tat
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:55:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     fastillion: Bush makes a lot of amateur mistakes. Like discovering in the middle of the war, that taking land by force and occupying that land later or two totally different things, and your ability to do the first in no way suggests you have the ability to do the second.
     colorofjanuary: ˜ eyestwoseeu: the fairy tale that you just told? yeah, i think you'd be hard pressed to find a classful of atheists and an atheist teacher all in one room in america. so no, i don't believe that fairy tale.
     lilith_syndrome: it's both silly and unproductive
     inaccessible_cardinal: well crito--i already demanded !_ clarification 2) evidence for those other ideas anyway
     inaccessible_cardinal: 1)*
     fastillion: are*
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: Letting his annoyance get you? I've never seen you say "pussy".. ever
     crito06: a priori reasoning which is completely different
     

Huh. Perhaps it was a bluff after all.

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....do you live in Colorado? If so then fuck that, lets meet half way. I am in Metairie La. So How about Austin, TX.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: ?
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:56:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     crito06: NOT a posteriori knowledge
     lilith_syndrome: fast - well shrub and rummy are fuckin military geniuses - they both probably studied stalingrad and picked the germans to win
     crito06: not a priori knowledge*****
     lil_miss_atheist* is disturbed that you only need 15 credit hours of college or trade school to become a cop in Des Moines
     crito06: my bad
     gremlin_net: lord_varggoth: proving a theory. In twenty-four hours, I'll be back in this chatroom, oddly not dead at the hands of the silly little coward who hasn't got the guts, money, or intellect to get to me in the next twenty.
     platonis_sallustius: brb
     mmmmmyid: ummmmmmmmm, austin would not be halfway between colorado an LA
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....I have a job in Dallas so that would be an easy one
     lilith_syndrome: lil that much to become a cop?:O
     lil_miss_atheist: lol @ that much :P
     somersetcase1: eyestwoseeu...let me know when you get done ranting, and pasting silly anecdotes, so we can discuss the obvious confusion that consumes you regarding atheists. :-)
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: chickening out? Okay. That saves us all a lot of suspense.
     crito06: for now
     inaccessible_cardinal: ok then let's forget a priori anything then
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:57:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: lil um i thought you needed 4 years in the marine corp followed by a lobotomy - but i may be biased:P
     lisa_the_insomniac: Threats of violence over the internet! Oh my! :O
     crito06: I didn't say you reason from a priori knowledge
     lil_miss_atheist: :))
     lisa_the_insomniac: Hi, guys. :)
     crito06: but you can engage in a priori reasoning (reasoning about the abstract)
     somersetcase1: eyestwoseeu...let me know when you get done ranting, and pasting silly anecdotes, so we can discuss the obvious confusion that consumes you regarding atheists. :-)
     lil_miss_atheist: lisa :D
     somersetcase1: eyestwoseeyou...wrong
     chainsaw_magick: Gremlin: He's going for another U.S. code violation by transmitting interstate threats?
     lilith_syndrome* apologies to any marines here previous to their lobotomies:P
     somersetcase1: wrong
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:58:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: Wolfe: he already did that a few minutes ago.
     lil_miss_atheist* marines deserve no apologies :P
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....Hmmm. I think I am the one who made the best proposal. I am ready and fucking willing and more than Goddamned capable of kicking your sorry ass. So want too meet in Austin, say next Saturday.
     lilith_syndrome: lil:P
     atheist_against_alqaeda: >?
     metaethical_philosopher: ` The empiricist emphasis on the role experience plays in our knowledge is thereby affirmed by him. However, this affirmation is a qualified one: "There can be no doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience....But though all our knowledge begins with experience, it does not follow that it all arises out of experience" In other words, althougth we might be committed to the view that all our knowledge is concerned with experience, this does not of itself entitle us to endorse the further claim that experience is the sole source of all our knowledge.
     somersetcase1: wrong..LOL
     reptylinin_com: Ken, are you still reitering my point?
     crito06: i'm not talking about a priori knowledge, i'm talking about a priori reasoning
     somersetcase1: eyes, erm, wrong
     lisa_the_insomniac: Fundies would make good marines. They've already had the lobotomy.
     lilith_syndrome: eyes - nope
     mmmmmyid: atheist, how is austin a halfway point? ?
     lil_miss_atheist: Gremlin, I think atheist_against_alqaeda is saying he cannot afford to get to Colorado.
     somersetcase1: zecharia doesn't prophecy jesus
     gremlin_net: Wolfe: the last time I had someone arrested for that, it turned out that it was actually simpler to entrap the criminals with enough information to get them into the area. Basically the same thing allowing you to get arrested for flying out to have sex with a minor.
     lilith_syndrome: the messiah would be man who would become a king of israel
     mmmmmyid: lil miss, indeed
     LOG DATA Tue, 11 May 2004 23:59:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     somersetcase1: zecheriah
     reptylinin_com: Ken, oh, I thought you had mentioned my point as being some form of epiphany for you or something.
     crito06: yeah, but a posteriori reasoning is more of an inference, it isn't 'nesseacary' its contingent
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin...How many times did you get your ass kicked growing up, i wonder....10....20?
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: zero. You now have nineteen hours and fifty-six minutes to get to Denver Metro, Coward.
     reptylinin_com: Ken, but he's equivocating.
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:00:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     atheist_against_alqaeda: Okay gremlin....what is your real name? Mine is Russell Godwin.
     reptylinin_com: Ken, it does if you give a damn about said philosophical terminology.
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: my real name is Gremlin. Just look at the covers of the books I write.
     chainsaw_magick: Gremlin: So, there are cops waiting for the dumbass when they show up?
     atheist_against_alqaeda: I live in Metarie, la. at 1208 Nero, Dr.
     lil_miss_atheist: lol @ an Atheist having a last name 'Godwin'
     fastillion: My name is, my name is, my name is, ticka ticka ticka Slim Shady.
     lilith_syndrome: lol is this stupid testosterone thing still going on:P
     inaccessible_cardinal: repty--no. nobody sane gives a shit about philosophical terms
     chainsaw_magick: Fast is an Eminem fan? hehehehehehehe
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:01:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     somersetcase1*
     crito06: actualy, a priori thinkers do admit you need a posteriori knowledge to engage in a priori reasoning (normal reasoning)
     lilith_syndrome: i pity men if they have to do this sort of shit all the time:P
     somersetcase1* left pager left chat offline (idle)
     inaccessible_cardinal: what we DO care about is KNOW ING WHAT THE HEL THE OTHER GUY IS SAYING
     atheist_against_alqaeda: How about I im you my phone number and we can do the damn thing?
     inaccessible_cardinal: hell*
     crito06: normal reasoning about things outside of the the physical)*
     lil_miss_atheist: My name is Lucious Bodacious Tatas :((
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: you're the one who wants to prove your idiocy by assaulting me. I'm gonna be at Village Idiot in 19.54 anyway. If you have the cash, proclivities, and idiocy to be there too, then great. Personally, I doubt you have the first two.
     mmmmmyid: males who want to meet other males ofline to fight are a case in point for female superiority
     lilith_syndrome: lil:))
     lilith_syndrome* nuzzles into lil's lucious bodacious tatas
     lil_miss_atheist: lol @ phone fighting
     reptylinin_com: Ken, that was an incorrigible statement--of course people care, otherwise there'd be very little to talk about in philosophy classes.
     blackheartedprofit: i reckon atheist_against_alqaeda, is really a faggot that wants gremlins butt
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     lil_miss_atheist: :P lilith
     fastillion: When people demand that you kill them, it is asking for a lot. I have to risk prison. I have to get rid of your body. It's a real hassle. I can't just kill you for any old reason. If you want me to kill you, you're going to have to deserve it.
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:02:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: phone fighting:))
     lil_miss_atheist: black, true
     

At the risk of driving you away before the end of the transcript, I should mention that we never did get a logical reason out of the SpEd for this phonecall strategy.

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....let me IM you my phone number so you can call me and we can get this on? Care to talk to me on the phone, or are you a chickenshit?
     metaethical_philosopher: ` ic can i read what my philosophy text says about a priori.
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: you have the fucking address, Coward. What in hell am I gonna do on the phone? Read it to you more slowly? I will be at 13800 East Mississippi Avenue 80012 in nineteen hours and fifty-three minutes. Likely noting with some humour that you failed to show up to kill me.
     lil_miss_atheist: atheist, too chicken to post it in here?
     inaccessible_cardinal: meta--sure
     crito06: exactly. so if you don't define EVERYTHING as determined, you aren't a determinist
     lilith_syndrome: black - ok ok nuff - don't be tagging gays like that
     inaccessible_cardinal: it's off the point
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:03:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: lol a phone reaming?:))
     inaccessible_cardinal: i gave the def the goes on in the literature
     lil_miss_atheist: :))
     lilith_syndrome: i'll woop your insults
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     metaethical_philosopher: ` IC but mine says what make an A priori statement so
     dodosdead: cause and effect...a ninety concept
     mmmmmyid: atheist, is it really that important to you? anyway you slice it, you end up looking sad. arguing with someone online has gotten you so worked up that you want to perpetrate physical violence. you persisted and he set up and offer. either accept (and you'll look pathetic) or decline (and you'll look pathetic). either way, he wins
     lilith_syndrome: dodos:X
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:04:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     alcyonian: atheist_against_alqaeda: You can ring me up and threaten me.
     lil_miss_atheist: :)) Alcy
     lilith_syndrome: alcy:P
     metaethical_philosopher: ` IC but my texts says what makes an a priori statement an actual a priori
     alcyonian: ;;)
     lilith_syndrome: alcy if he do i will pop his punk nose:->
     reptylinin_com: My wind-up toy can kick your wind-up toy's ass.
     alcyonian: He can actually. I need to check to see if my ring/vib is working
     lilith_syndrome: alcy:))
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:05:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     inaccessible_cardinal: meta--*a priori* is !) an epistemological category and means (give or take a few words in certain circles) 2) P is a priori iff there is a way (in principle) for you to justify your belief in P independently of experience
     kalian_nab: HI all#
     lil_miss_atheist: Alcy, I believe atheist_against_alqaeda is afraid of girls.
     chainsaw_magick* tells Repty to prove it
     lilith_syndrome: :->
     crito06: but that is just the thing. The little toy cannot reason, so it doesn't have a free will
     reptylinin_com* Winds it up
     kalian_nab: well you should be :))
     

Let's watch an idiot try to get out of his own proposal by pretending that meeting him was my idea....

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....If you are serious then call me. I will Im you my number. I have dealt with many pussies like you in my life and they never fucking show. So I want to talk to you and hear you say "I will be there" then I will come all the way to colorado and show what growing up in the louisiana swamp does to toughen a boy up.
     gremlin_net: Jo: actually, atheist_against_alqaeda wasn't offering to call me; he was offering to let me call him. I doubt he can cover the long distance charges.
     lil_miss_atheist* a crank start vibrator...that must be oooold
     crito06: free will I define how I explained earlier. Even if you're reasoning is determined, it is still a FREE action
     alcyonian: Lil: He should be, fahgina's are adept at kung fu.
     chainsaw_magick: My wind up toy has a friggin' laser on it's head.
     lil_miss_atheist* nods
     lilith_syndrome* needs to practice her 2nd grade boy-nose popping again:P
     alcyonian: Grem: Ohh. Ok well that sucks.
     metaethical_philosopher: ` Ic the book says it better
     crito06: maybe you're knowledge up to that point was determined, but your reasoning is your own
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:06:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlinn....Ha....Give me your number. Lets just see
     reptylinin_com: My wind-up toy has a mirror shield.
     lilith_syndrome: alcy you make my kum quat:X
     inaccessible_cardinal: meta--not many people (these days..mostly because most are naturalists of some stripe) believe in a priori anything (simply because of the definition)
     alcyonian: I'll give you MY number.
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: I'm deadly serious. I'm going to be at this restaurant in nineteen hours and forty-nine minutes with or without you. You wanted to know where I was so you could come kill me, and now you do.
     alcyonian: Hehehe Lil
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin...I just know that you are too chicken shit to give out your number.
     inaccessible_cardinal: meta--the book can say what it wants--but the professionals who "believe in it" say it the way i just did
     mmmmmyid: atheist, it seems pretty celar he will be there. if it means that much to you, get a few hours sleep, gas up your car, and shut the fuck up
     inaccessible_cardinal: you can state your story if you like
     

True story. My number is connected to gremlin.net. It doesn't take a genius....

gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: which tells me exactly how stupid you really are. You already have my number; you're just not smart enough to find it.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlinn.....give me your number you fucking pussy
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:07:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     mmmmmyid: atheist, i wouldnt give you my number either. you're obviously unbalanced.
     metaethical_philosopher: ` have you read Sedgwick's Descartes to Derrida
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin.....give me your fucking number
     lil_miss_atheist* mankind for ethical animal treatment or M.E.A.T
     dodosdead: Alcy....bring some intelligence to the conversation
     blackheartedprofit: growup, atheist_against_alqaeda, you idiot
     gremlin_net: Anyone with an IQ above room temperature can figure out my phone number. It's not exactly concealled.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - don't discount pussies so much - this one could deck you fast:P
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:08:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: oh well
     lilith_syndrome: too silly anyway
     lilith_syndrome: this is totally ridiculous
     shifter_po_ke: im my own booter...ive ignored 6 people since i got here
     alcyonian: dodosdead: I'm feeding my face again :(
     shifter_po_ke: 7
     lil_miss_atheist: 1 900 GREMLIN
     fastillion: Alcyonian, try my sausage.
     lilith_syndrome: shifter - sad when you have to boot yourself:P
     inaccessible_cardinal: meta--just pm me with it..i have to p
     alcyonian* giggles.
     

I've never even been to Iraq. Fuck but this guy's dumb.

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....by the way, I know why you did not take any ass whipping when you were a snot nosed little bitch of a boy, because yellow bellied cowards like you always run away from the fight. Case in point Iraq
     lisa_the_insomniac: atheist_against_alqaeda, shut the fuck up and get the hell out of here. You're a pitiful moron and everyone in the room can see the obvious.
     crito06: I'd be willing to continue this conversation later but I have to get sleep
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:09:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     crito06: if I don't I'm gonna be screwed for my final
     lisa_the_insomniac: Oops, I said bad words. Please forgive me, Jesus.
     lilith_syndrome: fast - back off - alcy is my bubble and squeek:P
     dodosdead: alcy..im willing to wait...i love your responses
     deirdreofsorrows1: jojojojo
     shifter_po_ke: 8
     deirdreofsorrows1: eh lisa
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lisa....fuck you you fucking whore
     alcyonian: atheist_against_alqaeda: Ooooh that was scary.
     alcyonian: DeeDeeDeeDeeDeeDeeDee.
     alcyonian* giggles.
     lil_miss_atheist: dee
     atheist_against_alqaeda: how about your number lisa....make you a woman?
     deirdreofsorrows1: hey lil
     gremlin_net: lil_miss_atheist: I thought about that, actually. I could have had 1800GREMLIN a few years ago, before someone else got it. But I declined to pay for a number that just anyone could call for no good reason. Instead, I got http://gremlin.net which...I guess that wound up costing more, in the end....
     chainsaw_magick: atheist_and_alqaeda is turning out to be quite a little chatroom terrorist wannabe.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - at least don't get shot before you vote for kerry:P
     lisa_the_insomniac: Wow, that's his response to me? Pitiful moron is to generous.
     lil_miss_atheist: lol
     lilith_syndrome: wait til after:P
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:10:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     deirdreofsorrows1: chain
     chainsaw_magick: deeeeee
     lisa_the_insomniac: *too
     colorofjanuary* found gremlin's number
     alcyonian* pokes atheist_against_alqaeda in the head
     alcyonian: Ring me up.
     colorofjanuary: ˜ or, what is potentially gremlin's number.
     deirdreofsorrows1: lisa, canadians are used to dirtier pick up lines?
     deirdreofsorrows1: hey jan
     lisa_the_insomniac: Dee. :)
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: so, now that we know you're a coward who threatened to come kill me if only you knew where I was, go ahead and explain what manner of suction you'd perform if you were smart enough to divine my phone number.
     lil_miss_atheist: lisa, that is a compliment...up until now atheist_against_alqaeda has only made his mother a woman
     lilith_syndrome: dee:)
     deirdreofsorrows1: lilth:D
     metaethical_philosopher: ` ic it involves analysing necessity and universality in judgements that are a priori
     lilith_syndrome: :D
     blackheartedprofit: lmao, lil_miss_atheist
     colorofjanuary: ˜ heya dee
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:11:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: color :)
     lisa_the_insomniac: lil :D
     colorofjanuary: ˜ lilith
     dodosdead: alcy...i was not kidding...give me insight
     colorofjanuary: ˜ i've gotta go do some chemistryh.
     colorofjanuary: ˜ night all!
     lilith_syndrome: lisa too:D
     crito06: can I take the mic before I go
     crito06: cause I really gotta go
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlinn....I would not kill you. I would make a bitch out of you. I am from the swamp and making pussies into bitches is what we do
     alcyonian: I pm'd YOU
     alcyonian: Now ring me
     lisa_the_insomniac: Hey, lilith. :)
     dodosdead: me?
     blackheartedprofit: i told you guys he is a buttfucker
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:12:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lisa_the_insomniac: He's from the SWAMP, guys! Don't mess with him!
     alcyonian: dodosdead: Sorry no, atheist_against_alqaeda.
     lisa_the_insomniac* smiles.
     lil_miss_atheist: alqaeda wants to make gremlin his bitch :O
     reptylinin_com* Yawns.
     crito06: >.>
     dodosdead: oh..im devistated
     shifter_po_ke: 9
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: killing me is implied. In Colorado, it's legal to kill someone in self-defence. If you were to touch me, you'd have to kill me or be killed.
     reptylinin_com: Alright, this is below my level.
     reptylinin_com: Peace.
     lilith_syndrome: atheist - i thunk you just made hush puppies outa dough and grease:O
     alcyonian: dodosdead: You're cute hehe.
     lisa_the_insomniac: Wow, blackheartedprofit was actually right about something...
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lisa....Yep. Swamp water makes us quite virile, so how about a go you little slut?
     lil_miss_atheist* mmm dough and grease
     alcyonian: BRB *takes phoen with her*
     alcyonian: *phone
     lilith_syndrome: lil:P
     chainsaw_magick: A swamp rat. Do all swamp rats have as much charm?
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:13:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: Wolfe: they can't all be gay; some of them reproduce.
     dodosdead: alcy..ty...but your are my hero...honest
     deirdreofsorrows1: boyy joshua
     xiphoid_thanatos* is back (idle)
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ back
     angellight80501: © damn atheist sounds like someone else I know
     

If this circular logic makes sense to anyone on the planet, EMail me and explain it, wouldya?

atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....Ha. Please you are too weak to even give me your number much less resist me....ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
     angellight80501: © just like him too
     lisa_the_insomniac: Sorry. I only date guys who have pubic hair already.
     lilith_syndrome: oops hit the wroooong button:P
     hemingways_david_bourne* notes that atheist_against_alqaeda isn't exactly 'atheist' considering they hate God: "9:19:22 PM atheist_against_alqaeda: corrinas...forgive me but I hate the sick stench of the fucking Al Qaeda more than anything. I hate it more than God, Bush, etc. Kill them all as far as I am concerned..In fact, chasing down the Al" Qaeda is the only thing I like about Bush. I hate those bastards and anyone who helps them directly or indirectly."
     lilith_syndrome: dodos is cute - is he here still :-$
     lil_miss_atheist* males without pubic hair = :-&
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:14:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     gremlin_net: I will admit that atheist_against_alqaeda is the first aggressive homosexual I'ev ever encountered. Most of them hit on me and apologise when they see that I'm not interested. atheist_against_alqaeda, though, is willing to resort to laughable threats to make this happen.
     lilith_syndrome: lil yuck:O
     gremlin_net: I've*
     metaethical_philosopher: ` ic its the same definition but it just elucidates it better
     inaccessible_cardinal: ok
     lilith_syndrome: waxed gorillas:O
     lisa_the_insomniac: hemingways_david_bourne, not surprising. He seems pretty clueless.
     chainsaw_magick: Lil: You like getting hair caught in your teeth?
     dodosdead: is still herre..but he loves alcy
     deirdreofsorrows1: lil,I like a man who has potatoes and meat
     deirdreofsorrows1: is that so wrong
     atheist_against_alqaeda: show lisa his pubic hair. By the way dont lie. Whore like you fuck anything they can. I can smell the stench of your twat from here. You are probably some fat cow....ha. Yep, that is it.
     lil_miss_atheist* likes hair on my potatoes and meat
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:15:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     kalian_nab: here here crito
     lilith_syndrome: lil:))
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: so you're admitting that you're not willing to come here to assault me after all?
     lil_miss_atheist* giggles
     deirdreofsorrows1: lil:O with old spice?
     lil_miss_atheist* nods
     angellight80501: © hmm atheist is probably some suppressed 12 yr old locked in his room due to a grounding
     chainsaw_magick: "Waiter, we need more hair on our food, please."
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ "I don't lie" followed by " I can smell the stench from here" 8-| Get back in the sinbin roadkill.
     lilith_syndrome: prefers hair on my tuna taco but in that case waxed is good too:P
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....Not totally gay, but I do swing both ways. How about a go you little bitch?
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:16:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     

In retrospect, I guess he never stated it in exactly those words. Though I can't image what else he could have been implying, given that he was the only one interested in getting into a fucking fight.

gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: everyone in the room saw you tell me that, if only you had my address, you'd come out here and hurt me. Are you now confessing that you lied about that?
     blackheartedprofit: lmfao,
     lilith_syndrome: don't ask don't tell
     crito06: Anyway, I'd love to stay around, but I seriously gotta go guys. Add me to your list if you wanna IM me or something
     crito06: later
     lord_varggoth: v lilith_syndrome: You know.. I have a strong stomach, and I'm not even eating anything. But..
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ grem, You should invite them down. And take a picture of the look in it s face when it come head to hip with you:P
     lilith_syndrome: lord you don't like tuna taco?:O
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     gremlin_net: xiphoid_thanatos: good idea. I'll bring along my DigiCam.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Heheh
     deirdreofsorrows1: xiphoiddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....I am admitting that I am not going to commit until you give me verbal confirmation you will be there over the phone. I am wise to your pussy ways.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>:D<
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:17:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lisa_the_insomniac: gremlin, yup, he wants your ass and won't take no for an answer. But he wants YOU to put up most of the expense of travel to meet him. I guess he doesn't realize you have a life. Or he realized shooting off his mouth wasn't impressing anyone, and is just weaseling out of his childish threats by attaching all sorts of conditions, and then trying to shame you into doing them, like "c'mon pussy give me your phone number" type crap.
     lisa_the_insomniac: Pitiful. Truly sad.
     dodosdead: alcy..it has to do with New Zealand...i wanna visit someday
     waistofhumanspace: Id like to find the door to heaven so i could help those that wanna be there ,get there sooner!
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lisa....fat words for a fat whore
     boy_scout_josh: Casssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-*
     gremlin_net: xiphoid_thanatos: if nothing else [heh: 'if'], I'll get a shot of the deadspace where this 'tard isn't standing in nineteen hours and thirty-eight minutes, to go along with the transcript of his cowardice >:)
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:-* Heheh
     lilith_syndrome: somehow the whole male mating ritual isn't all that impressive
     lilith_syndrome: but oh well
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ grem lmao
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: that made no sense at all, Coward.
     lord_varggoth: v Just the word "tuna taco"... I'm thinking of this crusty, stretched out vagina. I had a scary dream once, I was eating pussy.. and all of a sudden chunks of bloody human tissue came out right when I was beginning.
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:18:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lisa_the_insomniac: And notice every third word to me is "whore"? Methinks he's projecting onto me his feelings about his mother.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin.....Here it is, I will give you my number or you can give me yours. Up to you?
     lilith_syndrome: lord:))
     deirdreofsorrows1: lilth, you mean "get me a beer" and "roll over im horny" doesnt do it for you
     lilith_syndrome: dee nope:P
     lilith_syndrome: lol
     lilith_syndrome: :))
     lord_varggoth: v lilith_syndrome: True story, I actually had that dream when I was 13/14
     atheist_against_alqaeda: sticks his dick in gremlins mouth
     deirdreofsorrows1: wylod:)
     lilith_syndrome: lord - i only take my fish fresh:P
     wylodmayer: Phooey on all y'all.
     wylodmayer: Hehewhe
     atheist_against_alqaeda: oh baby
     kalian_nab: In can not here him
     deirdreofsorrows1: lord, oh geez that was eh
     wylodmayer: How is everyone! Deirdre!
     lisa_the_insomniac: atheist_against_alqaeda, you don't need his number, he doesn't need yours. Gremlin already told you where he'll be and when. Put up or slink away with your weenier between your legs.
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:19:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ wylod >:D<
     deirdreofsorrows1: im sorry, were you terrified after that?
     wylodmayer: XipH!
     lilith_syndrome: lord then i wont churn yur tum again - sorry:P
     lisa_the_insomniac: *weener
     lisa_the_insomniac* can't spell tonight...
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lisa....why dont you lay off the twinkies fattie
     lil_miss_atheist: lisa, his weiner could not bend back far enough....or at all....to get between his legs.
     wylodmayer: Peles, bluejene, Alcy, Ahraii, Fast, Lil Miss, Meta everyone!!!
     shifter_po_ke: 10
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Lisa, I think "weenier" is probably right in that ones case
     lord_varggoth: v Dee: Oh I love pussy, but when lilith_syndrome said "tuna taco" I just about lost it :P
     wylodmayer: How is ya all?
     dodosdead: alcy...did you miss what i said?
     fastillion: wylodmayer, Hello.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lil....want to find out?
     lilith_syndrome: wylod:)
     

See? I always keep my promises....

gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: a chatroom full of people who have known me for years have seen you claim that you'll come here to hurt me given my address, and have seen me give it out to you. oreover, I'm loguing this whole thing for exposition at http://gremlin.net for tomorrow night after you fail to show up as promised. What's a phonecall gonna do? Get you to reconsider even further once you know that my voice is deeper than yours? You can ascertain that just by listening to my radio show.
     deirdreofsorrows1: I see lol
     deirdreofsorrows1: good wylod, how are you
     wylodmayer: Perkier than I have any right to be, deirdre.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Fast is here? -squints-
     gremlin_net: Moreover*
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:20:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     boy_scout_josh: :((
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Oh wait there he is. Shhesh. Hello, Fast:)
     lilith_syndrome: joshie:)
     lisa_the_insomniac: Anyway, this child is so stupid, I think we're all losing IQ points by watching his lame attempts to beat his chest. *click*
     lilith_syndrome: why the :((?
     fastillion: xiphoid_thanatos, hello.
     wylodmayer: How's the meat eater servin' biz, deirie?
     lil_miss_atheist: atheist_against_alqaeda likes his fights like he has his sex....over the phone
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: Damn you and your deep voice.. now I know I'm not a man because of my less-than-deep voice.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: ha....ha....whatever pussy boy. So you wont give the number? I am not surprised.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ lil, lol
     deirdreofsorrows1: good, a little tired
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:21:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lil_miss_atheist* AC time...brb
     lilith_syndrome: lil:))
     inaccessible_cardinal: not really that harsh--pretty good characterization actually
     wylodmayer: Atheist - it's a chat room. We come here to chat., Why talk on the phone when we can talk here?
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin....I really do want to see whos voice is deeper now? ha....lol
     lisa_the_insomniac: lil, I doubt he even gets phone sex.
     lilith_syndrome: this is free:D
     lilith_syndrome: no long distance - no service charges:D
     lilith_syndrome: free is good
     wylodmayer: Deirdre - Ah, let me come massage your tired feet, and you'll feel better. :D
     atheist_against_alqaeda: lisa.....You are right I would never call you at work
     lisa_the_insomniac: cybersex, maybe. With guys dumb enough to not see how immature and young he is (or who don't care).
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:22:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     deirdreofsorrows1: foot massage:D
     wylodmayer: Hey eyes - what are you on about?
     lilith_syndrome: eyes - you be a sheep if you want - i would prefer to be a wolf
     

Did I miss anything here?

gremlin_net: Let's all catch up for a moment, shall we? Fact: atheist_against_alqaeda claimed that, given my location, he'd come out here to assault me. Fact: I let him know that I'd be sitting in a restaurant at 13800 East Mississippi Avenue 80012 at 7.55pm MDT on 12th May 2004. Fact: now the little poof wants my phone number, which anyone with a brain would already have, so he can confirm this over a fucking phone, when, in fact, it's been confirmed in a chatroom in front of forty witnesses already. Fact: atheist_against_alqaeda is a lying, cowardly moron.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Lisa, Considering themental age, I'd say his version of "naughty sex" is stealing mommy's Victoria's Secret catalogue:)
     lilith_syndrome: oops have to take pills - brb
     lil_miss_atheist* ahhh much better...is back
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:23:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     faithfulservent2001: Before I speak of my faith, should I leave so that none will fill anger or strife?
     faithfulservent2001: fill = feel
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: Actually, I don't have your phone number. E-mail it to me sometime, maybe when I'm not a bum anymore I'll give you a call and see when it is a good time to meet up.
     lil_miss_atheist: thanatos, or stealing daddy's 'Chicks with Dicks' porn
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ lil:))
     lisa_the_insomniac: Cassie... sounds about right. Probably wears his mommy's clothes while he's looking at them.
     lilith_syndrome: eyes - not really
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ lol
     gremlin_net: lord_varggoth: the point is that you've got enough information to get it. It's actually not that tricky to find it.
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:24:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     alcyonian: 6:09:44 PM Alcyonian: (private to atheist_against_alqaeda) 64 27 2503 564 *threaten me*
     taketheodds: It amazing how ability to quote "thoughts published", can make one one feel superior. without an origional thought.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: gremlin.....wrong. I said lets meet so I could whip your ass. You insist that you pick the turf. Why?? Hmmm, perhaps you feel safer in your little restaurant? I want your number to show you that I am serious. Give it to me you pussy
     alcyonian: That was 10 minutes ago.
     alcyonian: I'm STILL waiting.
     lilith_syndrome: eyes - no offense, but it is a silly religion
     lil_miss_atheist: :)) alcy
     wylodmayer: Hey! Don't knock hermaphrodite porn!!
     ravenousczar: cardinal i think your being over sensitive
     lord_varggoth: v gremlin_net: I'm a lazy bastard with little motivation, I'll get around to it eventually.
     wylodmayer: Eyes - I asked you what you were talking about and you didn't even answer.
     z0mbie_massacre: hello atheists, agnostics and morons.
     wylodmayer: Z0mbie, Lord Varggoth!
     boy_scout_josh: Bob c:))
     lil_miss_atheist* hermaphrodite's need love too
     atheist_against_alqaeda: waits for gremlins reply
     gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: nope. I'm going to be in this restaurant anyway. If you're stupid enough to assault me, you know where you can do it now.
     atheist_against_alqaeda: waits
     lilith_syndrome: lil and they can get it alone:O
     woofster48: Alqaeda, would you give your location and phone number to the room? I'm curious about why you're pursuing this.
     wylodmayer: Lil Miss - exactly! And the real problem is figuring out how to GIVE it to them...
     lil_miss_atheist: lilith, i know :O
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:25:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lord_varggoth: v Hey, wylodmayer.
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     boy_scout_josh: Bob is a Buddhist Monk who smoked too much crack Ken :(
     wylodmayer: But hey! At least we know they like anal sex...
     lil_miss_atheist: would 2 hermaphrodite's together be a foursome?
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ woofster48, It is just desperately trying to sve face. It hasn't realised yet it doesn't have any left to save:)
     atheist_against_alqaeda: whatever you little shit. coward. Ha....fuck you.
     lord_varggoth: v Alright, I'm going to sleep, I already missed Futurama, and I'm not missing Family Guy. (I wish they would have made more episodes, stupid Fox)
     wylodmayer: (should that have been, then, "butt hey"?)
     lilith_syndrome: lil:))
     lord_varggoth: v Goodnight.
     lord_varggoth: v Morning, whatever.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ lil:))
     lilith_syndrome: night lord
     

Maybe this fact began to dawn on the little moron. He fled the room two seconds after reading this post.

gremlin_net: atheist_against_alqaeda: remember that I never claimed that I wanted to kill you. I don't mind doing it; it sounds entertaining; but it wasn't something I was planning toward. I'm just giving you all the information you'll need to make this attempt.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ Night John
     boy_scout_josh: In a special way yes Lil Miss :D
     lil_miss_atheist: :))
     gremlin_net: Ah. The coward fled. Surprise.
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:26:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lil_miss_atheist: lol @ special sex
     wylodmayer: So, what's the topic du jour, y'all?
     hemingways_david_bourne* laughs.
     z0mbie_massacre: what was that all about?
     lilith_syndrome: gremmy - unwarranted testosterone probably gets him sleepy:P
     inaccessible_cardinal: lol
     xiphoid_thanatos* hits wylod for saying "y'all"
     taketheodds: What coward fled gremlin
     z0mbie_massacre: hey eyestwoseeu, quit pasting bible quotes.
     metaethical_philosopher: ` Ic there are two factors which make a propositon a priori
     wylodmayer: Xiph - I can't help it! It's in mah blood! Like eatin' grits! I'm southern!
     lilith_syndrome: eyes - we've all read it
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:27:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     lilith_syndrome: enuff is enuff
     inaccessible_cardinal: rav--if ive done any phil--it would be phil of language
     gremlin_net: Oh well. I guess I can run with what I've got. Then, after tomorrow night, post a quick update that the coward never showed up to assault me.
     wylodmayer: I'd stop if I could!
     lilith_syndrome: wylod:O
     wylodmayer: (goes to a Southerners Anonymous meeting)
     z0mbie_massacre: gee, was someone picking a fight on the internet?
     lilith_syndrome: and gator tail?:O
     boy_scout_josh: Paul has his own philosopy
     lil_miss_atheist: wylod, i moved from the south about 4 years ago....i finally stopped saying y'all last month
     lilith_syndrome: and hush puppies?:O
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ If I can be born and raised in this country and not say "G'day" you can leave off the y'all:P
     wylodmayer: (Hey, y'all. My name's Bubba. / Hey Bubba.
     lilith_syndrome: lol wylod
     epicurus352: assault?
     z0mbie_massacre: says 'ya'll'.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ lol
     wylodmayer: Xiph - fair enough. :D
     gremlin_net: taketheodds: atheist_against_alqaeda told me he'd physically assault me if he knew where I was. So I told him where I was. Then he fled.
     lilith_syndrome: xiphy:P
     LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:28:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1
     epicurus352: why is everything some kind of showdown in here?
     lil_miss_atheist: g'day y'all
     wylodmayer: LilMiss - twitch
     lilith_syndrome: g'day y'all
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ lili :-*
     lilith_syndrome: :P
     z0mbie_massacre: hey eyestwoseeu, do you have anything original to say?
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ ack
     

Whee.

gremlin_net: I guess I'll go post the transcript so the newcomers can laugh too.
     lilith_syndrome: xiphy hon sweety love lady:X:X:X
     z0mbie_massacre: what an annoying person.
     lilith_syndrome: :-*
     wylodmayer: z0mbie - apparently not. I asked him twice what he was talking about, cos I was actually curious.
     inaccessible_cardinal: lol--nobody cares about whether it's personal
     taketheodds: SO what was you argument?
     wylodmayer: But he didn't answer.
     xiphoid_thanatos: Â¥ :x
     woofster48: Wylod, I'm southern too. Born in Texas, grew up in Alabama and Texas. But I made a deadly cultural mistake in getting an education and learning to think. I've been cast out. :-))
     lilith_syndrome: :X
     alcyonian: wylodmayer: Le discours est de la guerre. Le discours est d'Americain. Le discours est des terroristes. Le discours est de quelque personne veut attaquer l'autre personne. Le discours est en fait tres stupide. De que voulez-vous parler?
     z0mbie_massacre: i wonder what he hopes to accomplish.
     wylodmayer: Woof - heheeh. Yeah, they're gonna run me out on a rail for that, too.
LOG DATA Wed, 12 May 2004 00:29:16 gremlin_net, ATHEIST vs. CHRISTIANS:1