Posted by Hunter [24.8.14.102 - c-24-8-14-102.client.comcast.net] on 22 April 2004 at 12.45.44 ZuluTime:

I'll respond to these in little numbered lists, because, well, why break them up....

beyond9: [private] To hunter_the_crazychick I think you have it backwards. Evolution is a theory, therefore; it has yet to be proven. Even Darwin towards the end of his life had serious questions and doubts regarding his own theory. Religion is not a factual matter--it is based on faith and what is known to be "the truth." As Pontius Pilot asked his wife, 'What is this truth?" And she said in response, "I can tell you, you have to discover it for yourself."

1. I doubt I have anything backwards. I also doubt that you think.
2. Learn what evolution is.
3. Learn what a theory is.
4. Learn how to use a semicolon.
5. "Darwin recanted" is an urban legend. No, actually, it's a 'lie', but then, I guess urban legends could be considered 'lies'. Even large creationist, anti-evolution sites recommend against using the 'darwin recanted' or 'darwin had doubts' arguments. Also, can't you fucking theists find something to attack that happened in this fucking century? Or are you that slow?
6. You go ahead and have faith in the 'truth' that grass is orange, and the US Army shoots down heavenly messengers. I like living in reality.
7. Pontius Pilot, secretly the founder of Pilot pens and PalmPilot, and real first aviator...
8. By the way, I think you fucked up your, uh, 'quote' -- although your use of the 'recant/doubt' line, and earlier dishonesties make me think you might well be making this up too..., but, if she 'can' tell him, then why does he have to figure it out for himself?
9. You're an idiot. Don't PM me again.

This next one, I got quite a few times in one night....

hey1536: [private] To hunter_the_crazychick Are we friends* *or are we not?* *You told me once* *But I forgot* *Tell me now* *and tell me true* *so I can say* *I'm here for you* *Of all the friends I've ever met* *Your the one I won't forget* *And if I die* *before you do* *I'll go to heaven* *And wait for you* *I'll give the angels* * back their wings* *And risk the loss* *Of everything* *Just to prove* *My friendship is true* *To have a friend just like you* * send this to all your friends and back to the person that sent it to you... If you get it back... then they are a true friend........so hurry up and send

I'd respond with a more structured poem, but my brain has been fucking derailed by the HappyGoth in Heaven shit....

hey1536: [private] To hunter_the_crazychick what do u think of me?Reply with your number choice: 0=i don't know u, 1= i like u, 2= i luv u, 3= Ur funny, 4= ur cool, 5=i don't really care for ur persionaltiy, 6= i wanna f**k u . When u r done, pass this message on to find out what ppl think of u.